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I am looking for a currently retired porn star. I have no pics. Here's the info I have... 1-Currently 54 years old 2-Brunette (don't know if she has always been brunette) 3-Left the business at least 3 years ago 4-5'2" 5-36B 6-Started at 24 years old 7-A production company that shot for...

basatard, finally got me with that one...lol...

Re: Romney started Bain Capital with $ he took out of the pockets of dead 9/11 fireme Glad I could help.

She's less attractive than she would have been if she didn't have them.

I can't stand tattoos either, and I look forward to the time when this fad ends. That said, I guess I can't tell anyone to stop getting getting them.

Re: Romney started Bain Capital with $ he took out of the pockets of dead 9/11 fireme That seems like a leading question. Or maybe rhetorical. Whatever. I'm not even sure I came over to the politics forum. Seemed like a good place for satire.

Re: Romney started Bain Capital with $ he took out of the pockets of dead 9/11 fireme Depends on how you define the phrase "little bit." I now await a penis joke.

and he ***** gay atheists and sells their carcasses to Chik Fil A to use in their sandwiches

What happened? Surprise tit-suck? Inquiring minds want to know.

Sorry, that was a lame attempt at humor. Emphasis on lame.

I have a question! How much does it cost to enter? What do I win? Can I pay you in something other than dollars? Maybe barter?

What the hell, I'll tell one of my Mexican border stories... About 20 years ago, when I was living in Texas, I worked with a guy who had ****** in Laredo. Laredo has this "Jalapeno Festival" every year, and he was going with some friends (he lived in San Antonio, I lived in Houston). They...

Re: pornstars with perfect teeth I gotta make a comment here....I see this so much on FO.... Do you really expect anyone to check out every one of those chicks? Can't you just pick one or two?

What the fuck is this...

It better not be a dude

How the hell did i miss this thread when it was first posted!!?? Dammit!

This is just amazing. I can't even imagine the level of math, engineering, and planning that went in to this. We took a rover the size of a mini-Cooper, flew it millions of miles away to Mars, and it landed totally on its own using a freaking HOVERCRAFT CRANE. That is fucking incredible.

Oatmeal doesn't have to be bad. Here's my secret to good tasting but healthy oatmeal, that's also easy to make... 1-Get steel cut oats, dry. Cheap and they're the best thing for you. 2-However, they are not easy to make every day. SOOO....every Sunday, make a week's batch all at once, and save...

I always liked her innocent-slut look. That's not there all that much now, and I **** the fucking ink, but she's still hot. And there is a tinge of that old look still there.

My answer would depend on which border town we're talking about... Laredo? No Tijuana? Maybe Nogales? Yes. Brownsville? Don't know, never been.

Well hell, as long as your taking suggestions for cities, how about Tampa?

If you don't come to my town, I'll mail you some semen and you can use it at another site. I'm sure you're dying to take me up on this offer.

I agree with you. This is the same as religious zealots picketing a business because they are pro-gay, or whatever. I saw a self-shot video on Youtube today of some chickenshit asshole who drove thru a Chik-Fil-A, ordered a free water, then when he got to the window, harangued the poor woman...

That second pic gives whole new meaning to the term "trouser snake"

Sheer bra you had it all along As to where to find it....no idea....there are a million sites that might sell such a thing

How about cum on your tits while wearing the corset? win-win there.

I gotta hear more about the Ron Jeremy thing. Details si vouz plais.

or this....

or this.,...

Let's see what we can come up with here...a few criteria.... 1-Hot women 2-over 40 3-Short shorts or mini-skirts, but the outfit has to be something that would be worn in public Something like this...

"Look at me, look at me! Wait, don't look at me! Look at me! No, wait, don't look at or talk about me ANY MORE DAMMIT!"

Jesus, people like to bitch and moan. She lives in the US, what the fuck do you expect? If she was in Europe, I wouldn't be complaining.

Was waiting for this post to happen.

What the fuck was that. That was insane. That last part....that can't be healthy. That **** has got to cause damage of some sort.

That's the best part of the loaf. I wish someone sold JUST the heels in a bag. They're perfect for sandwiches.

Mandy Flores Where's my hand lotion....

Not sure, but she looks a little like Teri Weigel

first one is sara jean underwood

No, I don't even know that I've been in any fights since HS What the fuck is that thing over there?

So Kevin and Terry are guys from Spain? And yes, if I saw you on the beach, I'd try to fuck you.

yeah, I can, pretty easily What is the deal with TV trays? Why don't see those anymore?

Re: Should I start working on my next script already a work in progress, before Bday Ok I am convinced, this guy is just fucking with us. I used to think he was just a clueless doof, but he game himself away with this post. He's trolling.

post a pic of something. I don't care what. My opinion of you will be based 100% on what you post.

So these are teenage Disney type chicks? If #2 is Selena Gomez, then that solidifies my pick.

I am cooking the **** out of these fuckers. Too scared of food poisoning not too. The thing that ***** me every year is that I spend 40 bucks on gas, 15 bucks on a fishing license, load up on **** and food, pay 10 bucks to park, and then I get like...40 scallops that are about the size of a...

If I had to choose, I'd take #2. She's got the best combo of hotness with sex appeal, and she looks like she'd let me donkey punch her.

Hey Mariah, I went out scalloping this past weekend out of Brooksville. Got enough scallops for about two people. Any recipes for Florida bay scallops?

How about all of them? Or do you mean, who would I most want to fuck?

Yet ANOTHER post from zdenka with a dick size aspect to it. At least you're (attempting to be) creative about, I guess. Just stop though. It's fucking lame.

Depends on how much the male hookers on backpage are charging these days. Writing gay porn movie scripts probably ain't bringing in the big bucks.