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  1. hillhopper

    The next best thing to a tub full of warm soapy water, is....

    Ahh...No, I'm now a Pepsi girl! http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=3646477&postcount=1 Try again!
  2. hillhopper

    If only....

    Is that "Get Fucked" as in this card will help move that proccess along... or "Get Fucked" as in I hope you catch some terrible STD and have to ball up and whimper on the floor for weeks because of it?
  3. hillhopper

    This guy seems determined

    Hey, That's my uncle and we haven't had the heart to tell him that there hasn't been fish in that river for years!
  4. hillhopper

    Rubber Fist

    Did say 'where' it was found....I wonder if the poster maker is male or female....
  5. hillhopper

    dangerous ******** game

    I like Feller's idea better....
  6. hillhopper

    Gotta love rednecks

    I think Bud would be too refined for a redneck too...I was thinking it should be Natty Light or Schlitz!
  7. hillhopper

    Ouch.....

    I'm hoping this was a prank of some sort....:yikes:
  8. hillhopper

    You just now figured it out....

    Now...wait just a cotton pickin' finger tip bleedin' second! I'm here to tell you that if that is what your smelling....stay away. That is not how healthy, clean pink bits are supposed to smell...I hope you boys haven't been putting up with bad hygiene! Tell her to take a shower!
  9. hillhopper

    Seeing too many stripes can have a dizzying effect!

    You're quick on the draw, didn't have my posts up yet! Nice!:thumbsup:
  10. hillhopper

    Seeing too many stripes can have a dizzying effect!

    A little Susan Saradon-esqe? No?
  11. hillhopper

    Seeing too many stripes can have a dizzying effect!

    Or maybe it reminds me of fruit-stripe gum.
  12. hillhopper

    Seeing too many stripes can have a dizzying effect!

    Reminds me of pink lemonade!
  13. hillhopper

    The next best thing to a tub full of warm soapy water, is....

    Well, you do own that incredibly popular resort and I love the band you started...If I'm going to have the injunction lifted you need to show me you really care and demonstrate with a grand gesture....put your thinking cap on and then get back to me.
  14. hillhopper

    The next best thing to a tub full of warm soapy water, is....

    I see your reflection in the faucet, Blue! After I send this photo to the local CSI lab and they deconstruct the angles of refraction and reflection I can give the athorities a better description of who's been hanging around out side my window....BUSTED! I can hear the music now...:sing: Bad...
  15. hillhopper

    How do you like your women???

    Gawd! Make me happy I like women...these three boys are douches!
  16. hillhopper

    The next best thing to a tub full of warm soapy water, is....

    I am an optimistic girl and perfer to think of this tub as half full, even though there is no water....
  17. hillhopper

    Thanks for the rep Feller, and I'm doing just fine, how about you?

    Thanks for the rep Feller, and I'm doing just fine, how about you?
  18. hillhopper

    Pepsi Marketing

    Having secured the attention of most adredline-rush-seeking teens with numerous ad campaigns for Mountain Dew, Pepsi has now announced a plan to win that same audience for it's parent brand. And though it's not fashionable to wear white after Labor Day, Pepsi has gone away from wanting to...
  19. hillhopper

    How low can you go?

    LOL...it seems pretty common, my bad judgement...just haven't seen a lot of it here to be able to comment...yet.
  20. hillhopper

    A woman's version of never having to leave the house!

    Certainly would have upped the price even further if it was...ha ha!
  21. hillhopper

    How low can you go?

    This specifically?...No Bad judgement?...YES! If it becomes relevant I can post about it later...
  22. hillhopper

    How low can you go?

    Uh Oh....It's there FOREVER now! Poor decision making will lead to an initial jump in popularity but ultimately ...not so good times to come...Sorry Denim Diva!
  23. hillhopper

    Is it really soap???

    Should be an orange mixture of ketchup and mustard from a Carl's Jr burger....
  24. hillhopper

    If Lottery Tickets Told The Truth

    The little gray filings are the rememberance of what was once your rent money, you soon to be homeless, not-even-having-your-G.E.D., flipflops-with-socks-sporting, secondhand-teeth-wearing, watered-down-mouthwash-using-idiot. Buy 10 more and turn in all 11 for a second chance to broadcast your...
  25. hillhopper

    A woman's version of never having to leave the house!

    If I could I would be doing the sam.....ah who am I kidding? This is not my scene! Sorry boys!
  26. hillhopper

    ninjas

    You know you might have a ******** problem when.....
  27. hillhopper

    Haifivecats

    Looks kind of akward to me...like the orange cat was expecting a high five and the grey cat is going in for a hug instead. This picture should be followed by another with the two experiencing a weird moment when the grey changes to a high five and the orange thinks about a hug. Then backing...
  28. hillhopper

    if all ******** fountains

    Sorry, I don't care for that 'plasticy' taste that would accompany this ******** fountain. Besides I find that butterscotch licked off of nipples is the best thirst quencher!
  29. hillhopper

    Real Desperate housewife

    I thought these were a thing of the past...really, who is turned on by the thought of watching this poor girl do this to her self. I can understand not getting enough and wanting two guys (or in my case gals) but geesh, thinking about this makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
  30. hillhopper

    have you seen my pussy

    I'm pretty sure the instructions indicate that you are NOT to stack these any more than 3 high....otherwise crushing will occur. So go get a 6th and make two even stacks and I will be right with you.
  31. hillhopper

    The lamp

    Truly, I never did see a lamp!
  32. hillhopper

    you really don't wanna **** her off

    I'm thinking she's already pissed off...now I'm just trying to stay out of the way!
  33. hillhopper

    Pick a Rose

    Not optioned (retired?) Erica Rose (Erica Campbell)
  34. hillhopper

    you wanna feel insignificant

    Still feels bad when you get fired or dumped or shot or set on fire....To me there are several things I could do that 'makes a difference' so what if E.T. doesn't care, I do and those around me do.
  35. hillhopper

    what size of Boobs do you like the best

    Though, I've said it before in other posts, that it really is the eyes that do it for me...but I'd much rather perfer healthy size boobs to none at all. I said D for the poll but C is probably the best...Change my vote to "C".
  36. hillhopper

    New Here

    Aria is still one of the best! Hi Pete!
  37. hillhopper

    who would you rather do? love gisele against two

    Come on boys you can't be telling the truth if you say you wouldn't go for the twofer option. Love Gisele is great but I went with the two girl option.
  38. hillhopper

    which set of twins is hotter

    more pieces, Blue..I'm going to figure you out eventually!
  39. hillhopper

    White Trash

    and the sleeveless shirt, and a mullet, I'm sure...just too funny and too perfect!
  40. hillhopper

    Heckle & Jeckyll

    I TOLD you I saw an elephant fly DAMN IT!
  41. hillhopper

    Roadkill

    He looks so peaceful in death...must have been a male raccoon.
  42. hillhopper

    My way.

    :rofl:
  43. hillhopper

    Mary Kate's new game.

    It is a shame, I used to really like the both of them. Now.... meh
  44. hillhopper

    Emergency Dick

    Well, wonders never cease...do you suppose there was some surprise seks after the man with the *** left?
  45. hillhopper

    Fuck the Systsem

    Great place to have it too, he'll never get to wear short sleeves again...at least on the one arm. Don't move to AZ, douche!
  46. hillhopper

    I love this housemaid

    Looks to me like she's taking care of a funeral home.:dunno:
  47. hillhopper

    this should have been done on baywatch

    hey, what's the big deal other than he might have hurt his hand beating these guys off!
  48. hillhopper

    Redneck BBQ

    Props for this one...Good job redneck, you've done all your own thinking...keep at it and some day you will rise to the level of White Trash!
  49. hillhopper

    That should do it....

    This is no way to maintian a vehicle..he's gonna use all his battery on this thing and not have enough power for his DVR cable box or 57" plasma. Silly redneck we can't do all thinking for you!
  50. hillhopper

    This Pussy is not screwing around!

    Looks a little like a DJ station. :sing:Got two turn tables and a microphone :sing: Where it's at! :sing:
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