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If it's not a spelling or gramatical error keep your pen in your pocket douches I'm trying to unload kittens! (turns out the market for coats made of kitten skin has hit rock bottom in this economy) BTW used roadster for sale..like new, only one accident, very little upolstery damage!

Um...you're right...give me a page of emotocons anyday :thumbsup: I did really like the paper clip guy on WORD...where has he gone?

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....you crazy! Nothing worse than not being as ***** as your friends and having to drag their ass home! Or maybe she's stealing her watch.

Clever observation! Bad, bad graphics though....Hey! 1986 called and they want their pictures and joke back!

I think the whole point was for the same reason the pics were posted here...it's interesting and rememberable, funny and clever.

Was anyone else bothered by the 'raining' hearts? Funny signs though I like the parking one the best.

Little to warm and fuzzy for me with adding the "Thanks" at the end!

I agree with some of the above posters...the bathrooms were the last place for having sex. Archives, micro-fishe library, perodical storage...much better...Late at night..foreign studies...ooh la la!

LOL 4 REAL! ^ too!

I think that forklift driver was distracted by that little stack of dollar bills with eyes and the sound track...telling him it's what he could have saved by switching to Gieco.

Wouldn't it have been horrible to have such little arms? Hard to keep your place and to hang on!

Thank you for the Rep!

^THank you for the whole run down^ That sound track was a pretty good one too!

Well it was certainly out of the ordinary but my problem stems from the idea that most people are posting jokes meant to make you laugh...the "extreme" photos have mostly centered around gross things. Real injury or possible death is a shock that I'm not wanting to click on or see. Plus it...

I love the gif in your signature right now too! She's very pretty!

Thanks for the sign! *smootches*

It's time for my blanket statement that NO one should ******** their bodies by sticking plastic or silicone inside them. The list is too long of well know people who have had HORRIBLE surgerys! For me, the risk that something came out wrong is too high. Even people with money that went to...

Damn, my connection must have been messed up or the audio or something...I never heard the reporter sneeze once at the end but the Mayor was certainly blessing him like he had.

Blue, I think I need to decline your dinner invitation featuring Honey Baked Sprial Cut Ham ...I'll be busy instead...washing my hair or something.

JHC! why do people think this is funny? please stop posting pics or gifs or vids of people getting hurt way beyond the occasional nut shot or faceplant!

I agree, Smurfette porn would have been better!

Answer #4: I DK You didn't tell us. LOL Glad I'm not a teacher trying to interpret txt speak or get 'talked back to' on my tests....If I was; Erica would be earning a football seasons worth of having to clean under the bleachers!

I liked the vibrator references...they never do let you down....*sigh* and hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Different colors are different degrees of ******?

Did she keep her socks on? My screen is not big enough...

Is that what Robin Williams (as Adrian Cronour in 'Good Morning, Vietnam!') meant by: Crotch Pot Cooking?

Let's see...Do rag...Belt...no Shirt....so far OK.... Then: No pants and a camel toe? WTH!?

Now she'll do 0 to 60 in 1.3 minutes! wait for it..... 'That's what he said!'

I'm thinking "Holy ****" peaches are $2.99 a pound!

She's obviously a staunch conservative with out an open mind, as to the pleasures she could receive from someone working her behind!

I bet you can't do that twice!...Wait....You did?....OK a third time!......Wow! You did that too?!....Hey wait a minute....Does this thing keep rewinding?

LMAO! That's how I feel when it happens to me!

Yikes! Not what I was expecting! I hope he was OK...I'm betting sissy wasn't popular at dinner that night!

I watched for two minutes hoping he'd get off the ground!

The lack of symmetry in this picture really bothers me! Why is it two facing one way and four the other? Why can't the taller girls be on the ends? Why do some have their knees bent and others are straight-legged? Why do some have pony tails and some don't? Geesh turns out I really don't...

Too bad its a fakeroo!

I'm betting that you boys will put up with quite a bit just for the chance to help one "cutie"!

nom nom nom I eatz yur cripz!

Very, few if any men can pull off wearing pink...and even fewer can pull off wearing pink and polka dots......he almost had it until the head gear went on....can some one tell me WTF?

Just a few more pieces of the BB puzzle laid out for us....slowly the picture comes into focus...keep spewing BB we'll know what you're all about soon enough! As to the original question: Yes. It goes with out saying that everyone should practice clean hygiene before engaging in any sexual...

My addition to the Halloween thread:

Eight Aces!? Looks like some one's been caught cheating!

Appearantly they do things differently in Italy!

I'm glad to see Mila running away with this poll...Kristen is not that cute! Plus I love Mila's voice, very sexy!

I don't know seems decent...I don't remember much of ever having seen the orginal. I will probably go see it.

I love this one...had it taped up in my locker!

Cutie, how did you set that up with the escrow company...just curious, my nipples are looking to buy a condo.

I love saying the word 'cupcake'...sounds like it should be dirty....just saying.