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You probably have more money, furnishings, etc., than I do. So, since you are wealthier than I am, I think it's only fair that you give me some of what you have, that I don't have. Okay? Regardless whether you earned it or inherited it.

You're on my ignore list. I don't see a got-damn thing you say. LMFAO!!!

I would love to sucker punch Bill Maher.

....has ever launched? I watched porn one day for like seven hours, bringing myself almost to orgasm many times, then letting it subside. Finally, when I released the hounds, my payload shot out at least five feet acrossed the room. :banana: :nanner:

Ok, but be prepared. She is going to want something in return when she fucks you. Like money, a place to crash when not protesting something, or a shopping spree at YOUR expense, etc. Hypocrites the lot of them! ;)

... that you would love to sucker punch right in the fuckin' mouth?

Ron Jeremy is on the list of ****-heads too. His "schtick" got old way back in the early 1980's. He'd fuck a donkey if a camera was rolling.

That homo that played Doogie Howser.

FUCK 'EM ALL! Along with their whiney, lazy, hypocritical sickening attitudes. I'd love to drive a semi-tractor trailer over all of them. Seriously.

I have a fear that my underwear will have a ****-streak in them when I get naked in front of a woman, and then she loses her appitite for sex.

Greed? Inequality? Fuck those fucking fuckers! If they want something, go earn it. Why begrudge someone who has worked for everything they have. It's no different than the *** at school who has very little, and owns a hand-me-down bicycle, yet he hates the *** that has a nice bike. Those...

I never liked that band, nor the genre.

Wow, she died so young, at the age of 37 in 1985. :angels:

Alec Baldwin / Joy Behar

I still have them mostly for the album cover graphics.

Fox News

Read it again. For $250 I can buy some very good *****, pick up a slut at a bar, take her home and have my way with her, for free. And if she is a good actress, cool. If not, who cares, I was still able to unload my freight.

The ceiling fan above my head.

Look in the mirror.

Hopefully she likes that kind of kink. And then she won't actually be "punished" after all.

Re: WTF? Damn right he was! :cussing:

Young Guns II

For $250 I can buy some very good *****, pick up a slut at a bar, take her home and have my way with her, for free. And if she is a good actress, cool. If not, who cares, I was still able to unload my freight. :blowjob: :nannerf1:

There was a CHOICE for that -- Runway Model. :D

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Whether you are a man or a woman, has your partner ever accidentally farted right in your mouth or face when you have been giving oral to them? :eek:

I've tried to see the erotic side of this genre, but for some reason a large, wide open asshole doesn't do it for me. But, to each their own.

Shouldn't you be down there on Wall Street with the other stinking hippies who are jealous of those who work and make a living? :rofl2:

Hell yeah. I get an erection if the wind blows. :nanner:

Saturday, November 12, 2011 at 11:12 am

LOLZ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8

When it comes to your partner's shape?

Obama can lick the **** off my asshole, and the same goes with Eric Holder. Those two fucking fuckers can go to fucking hell for all I fucking care. Fuck 'em both.

My 2nd cup of coffee.

Re: Ex-Weezer bassist Mikey Welsh dead at 40, after reports he 'predicted' his own de Didn't they appear on the Happy Days television series at Arnolds?

Fuck that. What might be considered "sweat shop" working conditions here, may not be thought of sweat shops over there. Fuck 'em. If they want to protest those conditions let 'em. Ain't none of my business and, why should we stick our nose in some other country's affairs. Haven't we ******...

I've never owned an Apple product in my life. I didn't know Steve Jobs and, he didn't know me. However, my uncle died last week. He was a good guy.

The fear of crawling into a cave on my stomach and getting stuck in a tight position where I can't turn around or back up.

:surprise: :goodpost: :nanner: :rofl2:

Looks like she has a nice caboose. I'd love to play with her.

Splinter Cell

How about this one? Or this one?

Re: Big Pussy Lips

****

Rock Hudson tried baseball for a while. He set the record for getting hit on the chin by the most balls ever.

Is she related to this guy?

Yes