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    Dried cum on face?

    Ah the Japanese no wonder us Koreans don't like them.
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    Penis

    I think soft serve ice cream should be served at the DMV!
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    Fuckbuddy or one night stand

    My current fuckbuddy would be Leya Falcon and one nighter is Gaia.
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    Bikini Barbershop

    What station is that on? Oh wait a rerun of Press Your Luck is on no whammies no whammies stop!
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    Sam Fisher>Whimsy

    Pay no mind to it, the polotical threads on here are the equivilent of a 16 year old girl writing in her dairy or the front of her trapper keeper.
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    Which Chick Won This Fight?

    That's a 10 minute game misconduct, I like how the fat chewbacca one's boobs kept slipping out. And someone should walloped the asshat douche with the blowout haircut. I **** fucktards like that, they look like a gay version of Guile from Streetfighter 2.
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    Porn chicks with fucked up teeth, why don't they get braces?

    Even though her DVD's are overpriced and she looks bad with way too short hair, I would still sex her 700 ways to Saturday.
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    What do you look at first?

    The face, but also that neckline down to cleveage especially if the particular woman I am looking at has a tan going with a bit of freckles.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    The Bruins need to fly out of the gate and stop having this aniemic offense. Seguin, Krecji, and Looch need to up their game. I'd bench Seguin and put in Jordan Caron. And dude keep the political comments out of a hockey thread just so you can up your post count. :brick:
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    name of this porn star?

    Well that was a big fine how do you do! Thanks for getting my hopes up and crushing them!
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    Post your ********* photos

    The details of my ********* are in se con se quent ial or whatever that means.
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    Food you **** to love

    Pickled ginger slices that you get at Japanese restaurants.
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    Appendix removed?

    What you need is a little bit of TLC by smoking some THC.
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    Sex on the beach

    You caught yerself a mermaid there arrrrhh!
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    BMW drivers more likely to cheat

    That's kind of like the most uncomfortable place to have sex which is the backseat of a Volvo.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    The battle of Pennsylvania continues tonight and the theme is "Everyone Gets A Goal"
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    Who's the most petite or young looking pornstar

    This was the same guy that wanted me to help him move a couch into his van.
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    Porn chicks with fucked up teeth, why don't they get braces?

    Look at Belladonna her gap between her teeth is pretty much her distinguished feature, I think she would look weird without it.
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    Jenna Haze announces official retirement

    However you can do scenes with me!
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    McDonald’s Worker Spits in Tea: How Gross is Fast Food?

    That's why I bring my own chef with me.
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    favorite song???

    Right now Peeping Tom's We're Not Alone.
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    How many guys here get their business waxed?

    Bah save your own money and wax yourself, just melt a candle and use a popsicle stick.
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    Have you ever met any porn star?

    I have met Jewel D'Nyle, Felecia, Jill Kelly, Fujiko Kano, Lola Martin, Rebecca Lord, and PJ Sparxx.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    I'd rather have a midget stand in the net than any of those two cives for Philadelphia. I am glad Ottawa tied the series, and I **** the Sedin Twins, where's Raffi Torres with a cheap shot when you need it. Also I find it ironic that a piece of **** cheap shot artist of a hockey player has the...
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    Query about those Dancing Bear videos.

    This guy knows his ****, truley a post of the week for the ages!
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    What if Carmella Bing was your ******?

    I'd rather have a jetpack than Carmella Bing as a ******.
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    Find a pornstar who looks like my friend?

    :brick: Stop you posted the same bullshit a few days ago.
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    horror movies

    One of my all time favorite shows, I have every season on DVD. My Friday nights as a *** revolved around watching that, War of the Worlds the series, and Freddy's Nightmares.
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    Moving Time!

    Don't forget to pack a lunch in case you get hungry.
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    Sabrina Deep is Doing It Again! Fucking for Free, That is! 2 Shows Friday April 20th!

    Re: Sabrina Deep is Doing It Again! Fucking for Free, That is! 2 Shows Friday April 2 She cannot be stopped, something tells me this woman enjoys sex.
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    My one year anniversary on FO's!!!!!!

    What does he win, why to be tied up by dirk and company and tickled with ostrich feathers.
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    Pollen

    I already got over my first cold due to the return of pollen, ah Spring.
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    Gigi Larios / Gigi Loren / Stephanie

    Re: Gigi loren/ gigi larios Where's your picture I want to see what you look like.
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    To anyone who was at the Shinedown concert on 4/13/12 in Milwaukee!!!

    Dude that's like saying I read Playboy for the articles, you went to Shinedown because you were tricked to thinking that Matchbox 20, 3rd Eye Blind, and all the other buttrock bands were there, which you enjoy!
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    Who's hotter, Jayden James or Angelina Valentine?

    You left out Angelina Valentine but she is the better one.
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    Kim Kardashian reveals she's going to run for Mayor of Glendale in five years time .

    Re: Kim Kardashian reveals she's going to run for Mayor of Glendale in five years tim Well she could use the cellulite from her ass to fill in the pot holes down Main Street.
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    Dr. Oz

    He's got a hot ******** named Daphne that does a tv show.
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    Could it be the Holy Grail of FreeOnes?

    Petra doesn't look like a redhaired version of Tina Fey.
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    FKK clubs in Germany.....anyone been?

    If they have a good pinball machine then count me in!
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    I'll tell you one goalie that has stepped up is Phoenix's Mike Smith.
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    All things, small to beyond gigantic. Must-see.

    At first I thought this thread was the title of a new James Herriot novel but cool stuff though.
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    RPG's that are not big name titles but are play-worthy

    There were these two RPG's for PS1 sadly I cannot remember the names of them. But they took place during the early 1900's after WWI and you traveled all over the world, and used modern weapons. One of the characters you met was this Alaistar Crowley looking guy named John Dee.
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    Avengers vs Xmen ***SPOILERS***

    Re: Avengers vs Xmen Is John Romita Jr. doing the art work for this? I used enjoy his art, but is it me, but his art has goine much blockier looking.
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    Worst (WTF were they thinking) Monents, Events and Bad Ideas in Comic Book History

    Re: Worst (WTF were they thinking) Monents, Events and Bad Ideas in Comic Book Histor Rob Liefield's Supreme which was a Superman rip off and his Captain America rip off.
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    Look for a pornstar that looks like my friend?

    Wait it's Sierra, no it's Taylor...dude pick a better sounding stripper name and just wear this nylon rope necktie I made for you, stand on a chair, and knock it out from under your feet.
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    Orgies

    Well after the gladitorial games, usually Markus Octavius Vesuvius has a grand orgy at his villa.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    The scoring floodgates have reopened for the Bruins.
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    Emma Watson new movie role- wow

    Bah, she just drank some form of poly juice potion it's all an illusion!
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    Shyla Stylez, very chubby or slim?

    She is fine either way I wouldn't call her that chubby.
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    Do you answer your cell phone when you're sitting on the can?

    I only answer my cell phone on toilet if it is instruction on how to disconnect the bomb that is under my toilet.
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