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Ironically that's probably the only time it worked when he wanted it to... lol

I would like to choose the battle I had with forcin out a humungous **** for 10 minutes straight. Oh and of course D-Day, specifically Juno Beach. My grandfather was there, so I have a personal attachment to that battle. I was about 5-10 seconds from being non-existant, so I'm very pleased...

Ah, good point out. I haven't really paid too much attention. Either way, kinda pointless to bring up a dead thread to continue a long over done with argument. Some n00bs... :crash:

Great we got a spanish dead thread reviver.

That's the whole point sexy.

So how did smashin her cooter and dirt box with your lead pipe go last night?

LMFAO..... mmmm spaghetti! Hey guys, whats the difference between period ***** and sand? You can't gargle sand!

Re: Pornstar Blogs... a waste of time or do you really care what porn chicks have to In case you haven't noticed, a blog is basically an online public diary. Not a news reel.

Re: Pornstar Blogs... a waste of time or do you really care what porn chicks have to Sure, I'll give you a couple. Number one, I made the greatest cajone showing thread of all time comparing me to you in "Who's the better blonde?" where you of course won. But I was still in close second! Oh...

Uh, just wanted to point out that this thread has been dead for well over a year now. And neesa no longer posts here anymore.

I applied for a job at a strip club today.

This is where we really need godzilla. So then he can come up from the depths of the water and eat the pirate ships for fun. But then again, in this world, godzilla would rise from the water, eat the ship, get "food poisoning", and sue Somalia for false advertising. Then later write a book...

^^^ Haha, meeting up with her friends afterward did not happen. It just turned out to be a fuck trip lol.

A hammer.

Agreed.:lovecoupl

Re: Pornstar Blogs... a waste of time or do you really care what porn chicks have to I'm still pissed off with the fact that it's called a blog. It was about a year after my friends and I coined the acronym b.l.o.g. during history class, pertaining to burning lumps of graphite. We started...

DJ, be careful man, make sure you do your research before getting too involved. Sure, she lives in a dorm and everything. But have you heard her speak before? Have you added her to msn or anything? Facebook? It's not creepy of you to get this information to make sure she is legit. I do it when...

The disappearing mic thing sounds fishy to me. It might be a guy.... :dunno:

K basically it was my buddys birthday and our crew was up at the club she was performing at. I went up on stage in one of her rountines. She basically humped me a bit then proceeded to pick up a bill with her pussy. Then a second time I was taken up on stage and this time she fondled me under my...

Yep. There are exceptions of course. It really depends on the type of person they are. There was another porn star that was a feature, and when I was getting a dance, my dancer was telling me the porn star charged $40... And we both laughed because she was on the phone while giving the guy a...

Someones driving the ketchup truck..... :mad: <- Only picked him cuz he's red. I figured it out, do I get a cookie? I'll give you a massage :D

Well I do sometimes dress up as a girl, so.... Sorry to steal your thunder, you know you can always have lesbian sex with me any time :thumbsup:

No, no dreams. Was just basically ******** publicly, twice. And it was more fun than I ever had in my entire life. BTW her name is Vanessa Gold. Not a big name but she has done scenes with Peter North and such.

Strip joint is where you have to pay for the fun, so it's not like you are connecting on a personal basis. No offence to anyone, but all they want is your money, not a full on lengthy meaningful conversation. I've had a nice long 30 min discussion with a stripper who was the feature at the...

This should answer your question. http://www.efukt.com/2105_How_To_Make_A_Girl_Cum.html

Most pornstars are people persons, it's just nartual for them to be at ease around lots of people. I've met a pornstar at a stripclub. Of course she was cool ****. I was dragged up on stage twice by her, so I thought it was pretty cool. Wouldn't mind meetin more, I have no troubles chattin...

Ugh, this has to be the 15th thread with the same topic.

Again, there's more guys posting in a FOR LADIES ONLY thread, than there are women on the board.

Ok well here's a nice little sexploit for you. It may turn out to be long since I'm one for details. Plus I won't lie about anything. Ok, here goes. So I'm chattin away on msn with friends when my potential booty call comes online and asks me to take her to the beach to see some friends. I...

I'm waiting for the movie where the actors (preferably female) come out of my screen and have awesome sex with me, and the sweet cars that they drive come with them too. And yes, I will have sex with the cars too. And just cuz I'm kinky, I'll have an orgy with the women and the cars, and all the...

I think she should revise her list and replace it with one. #1 Wear a sign above your head that says "I'm easy"

A good one.

You lucky **** shute rectifyer. I wish I had a woman who frequented the porn board and my own pogo stick. I think I need to get a little lady over here from Isle of Man... Shh don't tell anyone ;)

We all know you want to wipe that smirk off his face with your man juice and anal bleach, but getting this upset about it isn't the answer. Sometimes it's just best to leave the caveman foreheaded men alone.

Well, it's basically a party combining both the woman and man's friends all together before they get married. Instead of a boys night out / girls night out, it's a coed night out for the soon to be married couple. Comprende?

Yeah I figured it out lol, it was abotu his other thread... LOL

I want to cum so badly. Yet I'm currently abstaining. And I think I have a case of blue balls right now.

For some strange reason I find peace in snowfall.

You are trying too hard, that's why.

I feel like I have to take a major dump right now.

:banana:

Senob, according to your post in the Sexploits thread, would you be alright with me making a **** pie, and smearing it on your face?

You guys are *** heads giving him negative rep. You all should *** in eachothers mouths for being such *** heads... Is it weird that I'm suddenly turned on by the word ***?

I fucked her in her pooper dry. There. Ya happy now? Will update with a real story later on

Sound advice. I "suffer" the same problem. It's scary as fuck and wee me does the same thing. Try not whack off for the next few days. Also try not to think about yourself when sexin her. Try not to feel embarrassed about yourself in any way. I know, it's really tough. And it's hard to be...

^^^ You're getting it wrong. You treat them like a buddy. Think of how you treat your buddies. That's how women want you to treat them. That's why they get jealous of your buddies when your hanging out with them and her. She wants to be talked to like one of the guys, being joked on and all that...

'Bout fucking time someone got it right. It's not about being too nice, or being an asshole. It's about treating them like a buddy. It makes them want more of you, and creates that attraction factor. All of these tips and **** you get are all for "virtual worlds". Bars and clubs are virtual...

Arrr matey.

Mmmmm:glugglug: Oh and Dissarono (or however it's spelt)

I still want some fucking pie. Wehere is my fucking pie. I WANT FUCKING PIE.