a-ry sniffs man butt
alex likes ry's ass
dirk bites backs
dirk bites pillows
dirk eats dingleberries
homosexual are gay
pk fucks balloons
ry likes a guy
ry loves boobies
ry takes it in the pooper
the real a-rod wears #12
vaginas are gross
Let a huge smelly fart rip, turn up the heat full blast and lock the power windows in your car!
Give it a try when you are with your woman! :eeew::hatsoff:
Lately I have been having a problem with single ply toilet paper and my thumb breaking thru it when I wipe my ass and getting dookie on it. People tell me I should use 2 ply but I've heard horror stories about it being bad for septic tanks and clogging the bowl too much....what should I do...
http://img.poptower.com/pic-36267/married-to-rock.jpg?d=1024 Cast
http://img.poptower.com/pic-36258/aj-celi.jpg?d=600 (G/F of The Cult's Billy Duffy)
http://img.poptower.com/pic-36260/married-to-rock.jpg?d=600 (Wife of Guns n' Roses Duff McKagan)...
*Wait, lemme try!*
Well....2 Internet Legends, who ya got? :facepalm:
http://www.allsologirls.com/solo-galleries/blueyed-cass/pink/freeones.html
http://www.sologirladdict.com/gallery/nikki-sims/black-sparkles/
<-----I gots the Ol' Lady.:D
Actually slips on ice, runs TOWARDS police and then gets lit up for his troubles...:facepalm: :rofl:
http://www.thisis50.com/profiles/blogs/washington-bank-robber-takes
With all this poltical horseshit on here lately, heres a great vid of a young girl (Elizabeth Hughes) singing the anthem @ a ***** league hockey game w/ the voice of an angel, when her mic goes out and the crowd finishes the song for her.
I don't even think she knows her mic went out!?
Made me...
That WTC 7 was.....
wait for it.....
wait for it.....
PULLED!!!???
:tinhat: :facepalm::1orglaugh
OK mods, you can commence the closing now, I just had to get this one in!! :hatsoff:
Almost $300 MILLION donated and these people are still living in fuckin' tents??!
....the fuck!?:facepalm:
Thats why I don't donate a fucking thing to ANY CAUSE!!!
http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/01/08/2006461/14-headless-bodies-found-in-mexico.html
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-01-08/mexico-police-find-15-headless-bodies-in-acapulco-update2-.html
Anybody who still travels to this country needs their fucking heads examined....If it's still...
I broke down and bought one of those AXE Detailers to shower with after using a wash cloth for years and I have to say, I don't know how people use those Loofah-type thingys??
http://finercut.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Axe-Detailer.jpg...
Anybody ever have pizza from this place?
I just discovered this place today by having a Jamaican Jerk Chicken Pizza and it was SO GOOD, I had my left hand on my penis as I ate it!!! :facepalm:
http://www.cpk.com/
:tinhat:
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http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/9899/def49cd331a3f01e12.jpg
http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/9745/collegehumortramp.jpg
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While taking my post Christmas Dinner shower, I (amateurishly) misjudged a gigantic fart and yes....I **** myself. :facepalm:
Thank god I was in the shower and it wasn't a "solid" bowel movement, I'm so embarassed....and on Christmas of all days! :mad: