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  1. alexpnz

    Titanoboa-40ft. Long Snake Fossil Found

    Anybody think this is possible? If so, :eek: http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/How-Titanoboa-the-40-Foot-Long-Snake-Was-Found.html
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    Flash Mobs?

    Don't these fucking **** nowadays have anything better to do? :facepalm: More proof that the Internet will cause the end of civilization. http://www.wafb.com/story/20512285/large-fight-breaks-out-at-mall-of-lousiana
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    Oh ****!

    :eek:
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    Worse Place to Get a Zit?

    I got one of those under the skin, juicy ones in my fuckin eyebrow. It feels like Ive been stabbed... :mad:
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    Married Couple Gets to Play on Stage With Metallica.

    I know it's a year old but I just found it and thought it was pretty cool. The wife plays just as good as Lars. :)
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    Song That Immediately Brings You Back to Your Youth?

    Soon as you hear it....maybe it was popular at a certain time in your youth, for whatever reason?
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    Headphones?

    My neighbor just got a set of those Beats by Dre headphones that cost him $199 from Amazon and I just got a pair of Skullcandy Uprocks for $30. Is it me or can you "really" tell the difference in sound quality when it comes to headphones? To me, my cheapies sound just as good as his for a...
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    More Proof the World is Going to ****.

    Really?? :facepalm: http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/12/24/police-firefighters-shot-dead-while-responding-to-call-in-upstate-new-york/
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    Weirdest Place That You Logged on to FreeOnes?

    I logged on today using my phone while taking a dump @ the Joyce Kilmer rest stop on the N.J. Turnpike. :yesyes: You?
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    Can Someone Please Explain This "Human Being" to Me?

    http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/channel/*****/videos/balloon-infatuation/ There ain't enough :facepalm:'s in the world to give this dope....
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    Ladies, Is the Thong Dead?

    http://www.cosmopolitan.com/*********/fashion/thongs-0210 :dunno:
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    Get Well Soon, You Dead ******!

    Post em' if ya got em!:1orglaugh
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    Don't Act Up on This Dude's Bus.

    http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/06/uppercut-bus-driver-fired-artis-hughes-cleveland/ ......and she got right up! :1orglaugh
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    Dangerous Hybrid Storm Coming to East Coast USA Next Week?

    uh-oh! :facepalm: http://news.yahoo.com/hybrid-sandy-winter-storm-threatens-east-coast-064040714.html
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    A Hot Chick With Low Standards.

    The girl in the Hulk Hogan sex tape (Heather Clem) and wife of fat ass-no talent, Bubba the Love Sponge. Oh btw, Bubba is the one behind the leak and sale of the tape. Rednecks....:facepalm...
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    Avengers Rockin' the Mic.

    Iron Man got Steez, ***! :yesyes:
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    NFL Films Founder, Steve Sabol Passes.

    Always loved the NFL Films sideline, close-up stuff.. http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/18/steve-sabol-dies-nfl-films-founder-dead-at-69/
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    Burn Smell in Microwave.

    My dumbass ****** burned a Cup-of-Soup in my microwave and almost burned my house down. The Microwave has a very Acrid Burn smell from it. What can I do to get rid of the smell? I tried everything and the smell won't go away? :******:
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    Much Like Clint Eastwood...

    It's 82 and cloudy today here in NJ. :chickendance:
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    Anybody Going Away for Labor Day Weekend?

    I'm currently sitting on the balcony of my 7th floor hotel room overlooking the beautiful beach on the beautiful Jersey Shore. Here is the picture of the sammich Briana Lee made for me in her drawers.;) U.S.A U.S.A Meh...whatever.
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    Tenacious D/Jack Black

    They suck and he ain't funny.......at all. :hatsoff:
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    100 yr. Old Driver Accidentally Mows Down 9 ********.

    This is why the elderly should either be re-tested or have their licenses taken from them after a certain age...:facepalm: http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_SCHOOLCHILDREN_WRECK?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2012-08-29-21-47-07
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    Were/Are The Beatles Overrated?

    :dunno:
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    Several People Shot Outside Empire State Bldg This A.M.

    Keep selling guns to these Miscreants....:facepalm: http://news.yahoo.com/several-people-shot-outside-empire-state-building-133147539.html
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    Will E Worm Caught In the Club.

    :cmon: :cupcake: :D http://cdn.ghettoredhot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/strange-club-dances.jpg
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    Serious Question Pt. 27 1/2

    2 men walking under the same umbrella in a driving rainstorm.....Looks too gay to do OR Fuck it, I ain't gettin' wet? :dunno:
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    Whats Your Favorite Little Tree (Car Freshner) Fragrance?

    Well? Mine is Black Forest (smells like Drakkar) http://www.little-trees.com/us/products_detail.php?section=products&id=9&prod=570
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    Do You Eat the Heel in a Loaf of Bread?

    yes or no?
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    Astroglide Ad Girl

    I'm sure shes probably and easy ID, but...:dunno: http://glasshalffooldotcom.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/astroglide-babe.jpg
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    VERY Sexy MILF?

    http://www3.kinghost.com/teen/ecm/founf11n/hun.htm Credit to DrakeM.
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    Is This a Catch?

    :nono:
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    The Commander in Chief.

    Hot chick guitarist. yea or nay? :dunno:
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    Is This Chick Hot?

    I usually think these type of threads are crap BUT I am curious as to what you "pros" think? Angel Porrino Yes or No? http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID35831/images/PRN-055903.jpg http://angelporrino.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/angel-porrino-pic-5.jpg...
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    Best Boxing Fail Ever by a Complete Shithead.

    Check this Uzzy Toolbag out. Danced to ring and knocked the fuck out in a matter of minutes! :facepalm:
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    Hey Ladies, Do You Nail Pawlish Your Dogs?

    ....or dudes, if thats your thing? http://www.upscalepup.com/opi-dog-nail-pawlish.html :facepalm:
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    Anybody Buying a Pair of Air Yeezys for 89K?

    Fucking people....:facepalm: http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/06/kanye-west-nike-sneaker-air-yeezy-2-ebay/
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    Pitbull Mourns Other Pitbulls Death for 14.5 Hrs.

    Dead on the side of the road for 14.5 hours? What the fuck else do these ****** Control dopes have to do?:facepalm: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/grieving-dog-refuses-leave-dead-dog-side-phoenix-142129536.html
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    Foxes

    I have a ****** of Foxes living in the woods, in my backyard. 1 momma and 4 babies. Should I call ****** control, an Exterminator or just let them be? They really aren't bothering anything and are actually keeping all the Rabbits, Squirrels and Deer away. They just play @ the edge of my yard...
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    The Genesis of Stripping.

    :1orglaugh http://www.demotivation.us/media/demotivators/demotivation.us_FUCK-THIS-****-Ill-be-a-stripper_130667230646.jpg
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    Tom Cruise Covers Def Leppard

    I've heard worse...:dunno: http://ryanseacrest.com/2012/05/15/listen-to-tom-cruise-sing-80s-hit-pour-some-sugar-on-me-audio/
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    Beach Etiquette?

    So, It was a balmy 85 degrees this weekend @ the Jersey Shore and I'm laying out w/ my lil' Chippie in my favorite spot w/ a Becks Light in one hand and a Racing Form in the other; talking to a few old bats and just enjoying life while cooking in the sun and what do I see ALL WEEKEND? These...
  42. alexpnz

    Go Ahead, Keep Fucking With Wild ******* in Captivity!

    2 More idiots...:facepalm: http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/cheetah-mauls-woman-60th-birthday-trip-133156169--abc-news-topstories.html
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    Suge Knight Ordered Assassination of Biggie Smalls?

    Retired LAPD detective, Greg Kading says that ****** of one of Suge Knight's ****, admitted to Knight's involvement. Proof? :dunno: http://www.ballerstatus.com/2012/03/09/retired-lapd-detective-names-shooter-in-notorious-b-i-g-******/
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    Andew Luck or R.G. III?

    Since the big day is approaching, who ya got and why? I'll start... I think Andrew Luck is good as gold. The whole package, while NOT as athletic as RG, his football I.Q. and pedigree is all you need in the NFL. Although said a million times, athleticism @ the QB position, is not needed at the...
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    Amatuer Self Submitted from Chive.com

    I know it's a longshot but I'm hoping she submitted some more pics?:drool2: http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/chivette.jpg?w=500
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    Ever Wonder What These Hot Chicks Do When Bored @ Work?

    http://thechive.com/2012/04/11/chivettes-bored-at-work-24-photos/ :drool2:
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    Which Chick Won This Fight?

    Big chick or little chick.... I think the little chick got big **** in the end. :yesyes: http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_i73vzsua
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    My 6 Year Anniversary on FreeOnes.

    Thru good times and bad, this place has always been a sanctuary of sorts, for me. I love you all...........:clap: Well, except: brod(hope he gets)****-ed Thomas ***'malley Boilover ralph squirrely They can go pound sand up their asses. :yesyes:
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    Pollen

    Just washed my car an hour ago.....fucking thing is yellow already! Makes me sneeze so hard, I fart *************. House and driveway covered in it too. :mad:
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