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  1. No_Man

    Gangbangs?

    Isn't that what the other men are for? I mean, come on... a bunch of naked guys, together in a room, half of them jacking off in front of each other, the other half pressed against each other while they ***** fight around her pussy, ass, and mouth... you might as well admit why you're there and...
  2. No_Man

    Concepts and tolerances of what is thin have changed a lot.

    Dirk's thread about our perceptions about obesity got me thinking: the same is true on the other end of the spectrum too. Take a look at these paintings... All three were done by different artists in the 16th century and all are of the goddess Venus. Which means that they were what the...
  3. No_Man

    Brooke Hogan

    Hmm... great tits. Thick, but attractive body. Face? Hard to say. On a good day, she's got a sexy, "SoCal barbie" look. On a bad day, she looks downright trannyish. Overall: 7/10.
  4. No_Man

    My moral dilemma

    Ugh. That's a doozy. Well, here's my perspective... If I were in that situation, dating her while she's hooking simply wouldn't be an option. I just couldn't handle it. There's no amount of artificial boundaries, looking the other way, or telling myself that it was only temporary that would make...
  5. No_Man

    Identify / Name the Babe

    Spiffy. I look forward to it.
  6. No_Man

    Noob question, I know

    Keeping in mind that he can only attach images in the first post of a thread. You'll get the attachment removed with an angry "Read the Rules!" comment from a moderator if you try to post attachments in anything but the first post of threads you create. Image hosting sites are your best bet. As...
  7. No_Man

    Prometheus

    Trilogy? There are 4 *****(s) movies, 2 ***** vs. Predator movies, and 3 Predator movies (that have been shoehorned into the same universe), for a grand total of 9 movies in the ***** universe. This will be number 10. In fact, it's probably second only to Star Trek as the most prolific sci-fi...
  8. No_Man

    Identify / Name the Babe

    I thought I recalled one of the admins saying that the board upgrade would allow posters to mark a thread as an unanswered or answered question, but I haven't seen it yet. I think that kind of feature might get more volunteers involved, which would, in turn, reduce the number of unanswered...
  9. No_Man

    What are your preferred outdoor temperatures?

    60's for me. I **** being too warm and it takes a lot to get me too cold. 60's is perfect short-sleeves weather.
  10. No_Man

    So, If You Were Going To Off Yourself, How Would You Do It?

    Yeah, but you gotta make sure you do it in Texas. Otherwise, if they catch you, you'll end up spending the rest of your life in prison on suicide watch. Talk about depression.
  11. No_Man

    Prometheus

    The atmosphere in the trailer feels so close to the original that I wonder if they brought Giger back to some design consulting. He's 70 years old now, but he was still sculpting as of a couple years ago. That would really put the movie over the top.
  12. No_Man

    Those of you with porn subscriptions, how do you pay for your porn?

    Personally, I would never use a debit card to pay for online porn because of the issues with canceling subscriptions. I personally have never had any problems, but I've heard countless stories (around here, mostly) of people trying to cancel a subscription and either 1) not being able to talk...
  13. No_Man

    TSA does not make anyone safer.

    We'd be far better off spending all this money on teaching some Israeli behavioral profiling to our agents. Israel has some of the most effective security methods in the world, and their record proves it. Surrounded by hostile governments, with terrorist organizations on their doorstep, and Ben...
  14. No_Man

    Favorite cheap/crappy/garbage ****!

    If I want a **** to guzzle on a hot summer day, with absolutely no regard for flavor, it'll be Miller Lite. It's basically just carbonated water with a faint **** aftertaste, but it tastes the least like **** of all the low-end beers I've ever had, and it's thoroughly refreshing when I'm really...
  15. No_Man

    C-cup VS D-cup boobs. Which looks better?

    The rule I have heard time and time again from various sources (personal and otherwise) is that, if you can't decide between two sizes of implants, go with the larger one. Women almost never regret going slightly larger than they intended, but they often regret going slightly smaller. I say D-cup.
  16. No_Man

    Rumor is Savannah Gold ****** away?!

    Kerry Louise, huh? A fellow British pornstar (and a fairly prominent one, at that) is probably going to be the most reliable source of information on this sort of thing, short of finding an actual death notice. I guess its probably true.
  17. No_Man

    Like France, Canada has now ****** the burqa in certain public settings.

    Exactly. It makes perfect sense, really. Muslim husbands are using burkas to repress their wives, therefore we should arrest the wives for being repressed. Wait... what? :confused:
  18. No_Man

    Like France, Canada has now ****** the burqa in certain public settings.

    Except that it won't. You underestimate the control of Islam on the lives of these women. Because of this law, there are now thousands of women all over France who feel they are unable to leave their homes. The French government has effectively put them under house arrest. If they go out with a...
  19. No_Man

    Dear Santa, there is just 1 thing I would like for xmas...(WoooOoooW)

    You say that like it's a bad thing.
  20. No_Man

    Does your wife or girlfriend let you give her (cum) facials???

    Not very often, but it has happened. Pretty much only if we're fucking in the shower. Its not so much that she has an objection to cum on her face as she's overly paranoid about making a mess on the floor, bed, couch, etc. Actually, the times I've done it, she's really seemed to get a thrill out...
  21. No_Man

    How will the .xxx domain work?

    There isn't one. That's why ICANN refused to create it for the last 13 years. IMO, it's mainly being pushed by a bunch of groups that naively think they can quarantine porn in an "internet red-light district." But it probably won't work.
  22. No_Man

    Interesting weather factoid...

    Wait... wouldn't that mean that, conversely, the Northern Hemisphere experiences winter when it's closest to to the sun and the Southern Hemisphere experiences winter when it's the farthest from the sun? So that would mean colder winters in the south than the north (which is the exact opposite...
  23. No_Man

    Which Book Can You Reread Over And Over Again?

    Right off hand... 1984 - George Orwell Ender's Game - Orson Scott Card The Lord of the Rings trilogy + The Hobbit - J.R.R. Tolkien
  24. No_Man

    Divide and conquer

    I'm not convinced that China's economy is as invincible as many make it out to be. It's been running hot for way too long and there are signs inflation is beginning to catch up with them. Their CPI on food, for example is running 9-12% and they're sucking down foreign oil at a rate that makes...
  25. No_Man

    Interesting weather factoid...

    Probably. The colder temps definitely seem to follow the continental land masses. Water retains heat a lot better than earth does.
  26. No_Man

    Interesting weather factoid...

    The Southern Hemisphere doesn't experience winter like the Northern Hemisphere does: I knew that winter in the Northern Hemisphere was summer in the Southern and vice versa. But I always assumed they were mirror images of each other in other respects (i.e. they experienced similar summer and...
  27. No_Man

    Lindsay Lohan To Pose For Playboy (pics on page 6)

    Aloha! Lindsay Lohan shows off her Playboy bikini body as she hits the waves in Hawaii There's something seriously wrong with Playboy when a bunch of non-nude, candid shots in the Daily Mail are 10x hotter than a premiere centerfold spread.
  28. No_Man

    11 million dollar car. Owner has a small penis.

    I think he was trying to channel his inner Tony Stark (and ended up finding his inner Lady Gaga).
  29. No_Man

    What's Your Sandwich?

    There's a restaurant near me that does an amazing club sandwich. In addition to being frickin enormous with ham, turkey, bacon, american, swiss, onions, and lettuce stacked as a double-decker, it also uses this incredible tomato-herb bread that I've never tasted anywhere else. Everytime I go...
  30. No_Man

    Lube?

    Here's a thought... what about baby oil? Slick, lightweight, doesn't get sticky. Might be a bitch to clean-up, though.
  31. No_Man

    Lube?

    Hmm... well, the only lube I can recommend from experience is the "Just Like Me" lube from PureRomance. But my wife and I love that specifically because of its vaginal lubing qualities, so that wouldn't help you here. For non-vaginal, non-oral lubing, I'm going to go with papagmp and suggest a...
  32. No_Man

    Zen Quotes

    If it doesn't fit, ***** it; if it breaks, it should have been replaced anyway.
  33. No_Man

    Someone Explain This Joke to Me

    It's a play on the word "pause." He's a bear. He has paws. "Why the long pause/paws?" It's a lame pun to begin with, and even worse written rather than spoken.
  34. No_Man

    What X-Mas movie do you watch every year?

    A Christmas Story A Charlie Brown Christmas The Muppet's Christmas Carol (my wife loves it and I appreciate how much of the original Dicken's text they used) Elf
  35. No_Man

    Caressa Dior's Lingerie

    I plugged "black jacquard corset" into Google. That site popped up on the first page, and since they had so many of that style I figured it was worth perusing their selection to see if they had it. I was right. On a side note, if you want to look for a better price on it, you can plug...
  36. No_Man

    December OCSM of the Month Discussion - Contest Starts Dec 19th

    Well then consider that my criteria for nomination: regular participation in general board discussion. Posting random pics of yourself in your personal thread is all well and good, but its really no different than anything I can get from a hundred thumbnail galleries. Getting a glimpse of your...
  37. No_Man

    December OCSM of the Month Discussion - Contest Starts Dec 19th

    I'm gonna start things off with a nomination for Harley Spencer. She's new to the board, but she's jumped right in, both starting and participating in several threads.
  38. No_Man

    The North Korea

    Western media may lie, but satellite photos do not: An entire country does not get blacked-out at night unless it has 1) a staggering lack of infrastructure, or 2) an utterly repressive government controlling the nation's electrical grid. Or both.
  39. No_Man

    WayBackMachine is cool

    Earliest snapshot they have of the message board: http://web.archive.org/web/20030610010341/http://board.freeones.com/
  40. No_Man

    Advice on stopping my dog from digging under the fence.

    Invisible fences work really well, especially in the situation you're describing. Trying to use one without some sort of physical barrier as well can be problematic, since some dogs will simply get a running start and bolt straight through the shock zone without getting zapped. But there's no...
  41. No_Man

    Caressa Dior's Lingerie

    http://www.attractivewear.net/pc/Da-4838/co/.html
  42. No_Man

    Joss Whedon's "Cabin in the Woods"

    http://herocomplex.latimes.com/2011/12/05/joss-whedons-cabin-in-the-woods-trailer-debuts/ I know there are a lot of Joss Whedon fans around here, so I thought I'd post this. Looks like a great sci-fi twist on a classic horror scenario.
  43. No_Man

    Hey Ron Paul supporters

    Eh... every candidate has dirty money somewhere in their campaign. At least Paul is open, honest, and principled about it. He believes that the KKK has a First Amendment right to support a presidential candidate and he's not ashamed to admit it. Good for him.
  44. No_Man

    serious question - how to increase volume of cum

    PC/Kegel Exercises for Men. They don't actually increase the volume of your load, but they do increase the velocity of your ejaculation. Which insures that every drop gets shot out quickly and completely, rather than dribbling out for several seconds/minutes afterwards. Basically gives the...
  45. No_Man

    Freeway accident in Japan: 8 Ferraris, 2 Mercedes and a Lamborghini

    Particularly the first one in the crash. I don't know about Japan, but in the U.S. he would be facing a massive lawsuit, especially if they could prove he did something reckless.
  46. No_Man

    Best 80s Power Ballad?

    EDIT: Def Leppard - Love Bites (if the stupid video tag would work)
  47. No_Man

    NASA watch out! Uganda building rival space shuttle

    I think he's referring to a vertical wind tunnel. Which would work, kinda, if it weren't for those pesky 1,500ºF jet engine exhaust temps.
  48. No_Man

    Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen's ex-wife, arrested on **** charges

    http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/brooke-mueller-charlie-sheen-ex-wife-arrested-****-charges-article-1.986301 I don't really even care about the article. I just find it amusing that, out of all the pictures the NY Daily News could have chosen, they used that one. Somebody there deserves a...
  49. No_Man

    Robin Williams

    Bingo. Same with Dead Poet Society and Patch Adams. His best movies are when he's given the freedom to provide comic relief to an otherwise dramatic role. When he's told to be completely serious it comes off as ******. And when he's told to be completely funny it can become irritating (although...
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