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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Agreed. :thumbsup: The Simpsons Movie, BTW.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Informers
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    Reporter Laura Ling names baby after Bill Clinton

    "Thank you for saving me, Mr. Clinton!" "No problem. You are now pregnant with my *****." "What? But how?" "That's just how Bubba does things, little lady."
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    BlueBalls Banned4Life?

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    'Batman' Arrested!

    Yes! He was arrested. Which lead into that "Bruce Wayne: Fugitive" storyline where he finds out Vesper was ****** by an assassin under Lex Luthor's orders.
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    'Golden Girl' Rue McClanahan Dies

    Awww ... RIP. :(
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    In Other Testicle News, "Woman Jailed For Testicle ******" !!

    So when's the Lifetime movie about this happening?
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    'Batman' Arrested!

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/03/batman-arrested-in-hollyw_n_599592.html?page=3&show_comment_id=49295846#comment_49295846 George Clooney is next. :mad:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Looks great! Yeah, "The Host" is one movie I heard some good things about but have yet to see. I remember the Angry Video Game Nerd guy mentioning it along with showing some clips from the film during his Giant Movie ******* countdown and it looked great. Wait a sec, ... I just got paid...
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    Teenager Undergoes Testicle Amputation After a Friendly Assault

    Sack tapping? This is just going to lead to Australian dick wrestling.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Agreed. I saw it in the theater opening day, and I have to say I quite liked it. It took the classic giant ******* genre, and decided to do something a little different with it. Which was focusing more on the human characters, and the destruction surrounding them rather than on the *******...
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    Bruce Lee v.s. Mike Tyson

    Yeah, Inoki was only allowed to kick if one of his knees were touching the mat. Needless to say, Inoki had quite a few self inflicted floor burns following this.
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    Is it true....

    Only if you're Godzilla.
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    Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin

    Well Marge isn't that bad when her hair is down, and if you can get past blue hair. :turnturn:
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    Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin

    Gotta go with Homer. Kicked alot of Springfield ass playing as him on the Simpsons arcade game back in the day. Good times!
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    Most anticipated movie this summer! Whats yours?

    Inception. Chris Nolan, yeah.
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    Dennis Hopper Is Dead

    Good point. Rep for you. :thumbsup:
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    Nikki Sinn is out of retirement

    Mr. Bubble, FTW. :hatsoff:
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    Dennis Hopper Is Dead

    Well we knew this was going to happen sooner rather than later, but it still sucks. Such a great actor, and I enjoyed his documentary narration work as well. Rest in Peace.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Army of Darkness. "Shop smart. Shop S-Mart."
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    Who ****** JFK?

    Flattop or Itchy. Big Boy Caprice was having a threesome with Madonna and Pruneface, so he has an alibi.
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    Pressure before sex???

    She's certainly a braggart, but hey, I definately wouldn't fret over not having a condom handy with this girl. If that ever transpires, just grab a nearby garbage bag (preferably with some rubbish in it) and use that instead. Now if she starts giving you **** because you grabbed one of those...
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    Will Smith Signs For Men In Black III

    I think Batman Returns was a very decent follow up on Batman. The rest were extremely lackluster, and generally dismissed by bat fans. On paper, Schumacher seemed like a good choice to succeed Burton on the franchise. Lost Boys, Flatliners, Falling Down ... it's not like he's a horrible...
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    Woman died after doctors failed to spot toilet brush in her buttocks

    "Now there's something you don't see everyday." - Peter Venkman
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    The A-Team Movie

    A friend of mine absolutely loves the original series and owns every season on DVD (As well as a few t-shirts). A very dedicated fan you see. But he thinks the new movie looks like a big steaming pile of ***** manure, and I can't help but agree.
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    Ironman 2 - Are you Gonna / Did You See it?

    Chris Evans is obviously taking a cue from Ryan Reynolds. As far as Iron Man 2 goes, it was alright. Being more of a Thor fan, I have to say the post-end credits scene was outstanding. :thumbsup:
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    What is the most annoying food to get stuck in your teeth?

    Movie theater popcorn.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Body Double Deborah Shelton is gorgeous in this. Craig Wasson (aka Bill Maher's twin) is absolutely hilarious.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Iron Man 2
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    Batman XXX Porn Parody!?

    You know it's going to be better than Batman & Robin. ;)
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    Batman XXX Porn Parody!?

    Finally a movie where bat nipples will actually work.
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    Batman XXX Porn Parody!?

    Ha, it was just a matter of time. :batman: :rubbel: UD0YQoAqmrU
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Co-Worker told me about this a few days ago. Says she'll let me know if it's worth checking out or not. Never heard of it, but from what little she knew of the plot, ... it's definately something to behold! :D :eek:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Bullitt Good performance by Steve McQueen, and the car chase sequence is outstanding!
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    Batman, Spiderman, X-Men or Ironman movies

    :D All I remember is Adrienne Barbeau's tits.
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    Batman, Spiderman, X-Men or Ironman movies

    If it's anal sex you crave, look no further than Captain Codpiece! And just WAIT till he SHOOTS his LOAD! You're going to be an absolute fucking mess! :wiggle: As far as Batman, Spiderman, X-Men or Ironman movies go ... I choose the Goddamn Batman movies. :batman: :D
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Toxic Avenger With director's commentary. The guy comes across as certifiably nuts, but for a film such as this, a bizarre commentary track is very appropriate.
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    Ok, Bats. Gotcha added. ;)

    Ok, Bats. Gotcha added. ;)
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Kay Parker
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    What would you ask a pornstar?

    "Where the fuck is Ringo?"
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    Tracy Morgan-Funniest Dude In The World Right Now!

    First time I ever saw this guy, was on a old and very short lived HBO show called, "Snaps". And that's how I think of him. "The guy from Snaps".
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    what´s the best name for a penis, why?

    John Malkovich
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Last Of The Mohicans The 1992 Michael Mann/Daniel Day Lewis version.
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    Larry King's 8 Wives

    Those women like King's millions alright, but they dig the suspenders too. I'm telling you, they are like moths to a flame when it comes to that.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Not really. With an appealing casts of ******* characters, charmingly loony plots, endearingly shoestring special effects, enough destruction and choreographed wrestling to keep you happy, I have to say the Godzilla series was good fun. Ah, the power of cheese. Unfortunately, this 'Oh, what a...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Return of Godzilla Having grown up only having seen Godzilla 1985, I enjoyed seeing this quite a bit.
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    How tall are You ??

    Half an inch over 6'4. Being tall has it's advantages. Like giving people more to dislike.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Comic Book: The Movie
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    Barefoot or Heels?

    There's something about a attractive woman wearing only heels that I find very alluring. :)
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