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  1. Tittyman5000

    Videos From That Part of Youtube

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    New Hardee's/Carl's Jr. ad w/ Kate Upton!

    Mmm that looks pretty tasty, I'd eat it :D
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    What are this ???

    Ugh, Its a Thing, duh! :facepalm:
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    Petra, can u post a pic of yourself? Please.

    Dude :facepalm: Just do a search!!! I think her last name is Verkaik, yeah thats it! Petra Verkaik :yesyes: :drool2:
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    Is this possibly the worst modern day film ever made?

    The Rubber tire movie looks ok, of course I wouldn't pay to see it but thee worst movie ive seen was - Humanoids from the deep :eek: IDIBUNRE4ec wCEANlpXytY Watch part 9:50 :D
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    Anders Grew Up Under a Rock - Help him with internet mems!

    Your sir are right, as a hispanic I **** for my spanish to be corrected, but this time I'll let you slide :D Cabron! :cussing:
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    Anders Grew Up Under a Rock - Help him with internet mems!

    I think **** is short for ********* but in spanish **** is ***** so it works both ways :D
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    Tera Patrick vs Dominno - Who is Hotter?

    Tera without the tattoo's :thumbsup:
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    The Official Gardening Thread

    I planted sweet pea's and carrots like a month ago, its still freezing at night but early start always helps
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Tap water & Theraflu Nighttime
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    What Is Your Opinion Of My Cool New Car?

    If your feet stick out of the bottom you can totally *** while driving :D
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    Happy Valentines Day! I say sex it up today!!!

    Wow Samantha! Looking good Babe! :drool2:
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    What pisses you off?

    That song Bird is the word ^ :cussing:
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    Girl Rating Systems (guy code)

    I saw a 2 today and I threw up in my mouth a lil bit, it was right before lunch too :(
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    Have u ever tried to suck your own penis???

    No, I never have & never will, Thats just Nasty! Even if I could I wouldn't, thats like sticking your finger up your butt and licking it, just because you can do it doesn't mean your actually going to.... :pukey:
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    Is it possible to pop a ***** vessel in your dick head?

    Eat more Asparagus :yesyes:
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    bofuvum sent me dick pictures

    Eww! :pukey: You sik fux! & I thought I was special :(
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    So I just found out Nina Hartley is.....

    Awh :( Error! I **** you Roald! :D
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    The Perfect / Best Ass!!!

    Re: The perfect ASS ^ What he said ^ Only add JLo, Kim K, Denise Milani, Carmella Bing, Gina Lynn, Juliaanne, Kaylynn, and Shakira, Britney Spears used to have a Superb ass but that was
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    Girl Rating Systems (guy code)

    Ugly ones don't get a rating cuz we don't like to look at em long enough, but women are tolerable ( fuckable ) at 5 and over, anything less is either overweight or hideous, or a nasty skank, I'd say 5 is like ok, 6 is average, 7 is pretty good, 8 she's a hottie, 9 She's a Babe! 10 Is Perfection...
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    Jennifer Lopez / J-Lo

    Re: Jennifer Lopez Does anyone have pics of the Wardrobe malfunction??? Just read on Yahoo she was the top search for the Oscars!
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    What pisses you off?

    I dropped my laptop, when I took an arrow to the knee.......
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    What pisses you off?

    Back Pain
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    Meet Mr. Balls!

    Vee Vutthole Vis Veddy Picky & Vonly Egzepps Charmin, va otha shvits vont doo, vakes ve vutthole vraw... :D Now we can have Arby's? :shy:
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    Man Survives 2 Months in Buried Car

    Did he live? Cause I read if you starve you have to slowly digest liquids & gradually thicken to like soup then pudding and eventually baby food, maybe he can be like Robocop!
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    Meet Mr. Balls!

    Had the Hershey squirts earlier, while wiping the toilet paper tore through, so needed to wipe again but all the TP was gone! :eek: Long story short, I'm missing a sock :facepalm: I prefer Arby's :D
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    Casey Cumz sent me an email today! (Pics)

    :sing: I read the news today, Oh Boy! :rubbel:
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    Who would you love to have sex with?

    Anne Hathaway :nanner:
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    Your job?

    I own & run a Paint & Auto Body shop, I love my job, make good money, make my own hours, I can take what ever days off I want, one of the perks of the job is when gorgeous women come to my shop for estimate's or collision repair :yesyes: Its a tough job because I'm a perfectionist and have an...
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    most annoying commercials

    Major Medical Boy! x-oiOKa4L2o And those stupid Rent a center commercials with Hulk Hogan suck so bad, were those the best takes? one can only imagine the horror :facepalm:
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    Disgusted

    Go Ahead it's a Homer Simpson Quote :D
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    Marta Krupa or Joanna Krupa?

    Bump
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    Disgusted

    She smells, Sheep smells, by the Sheep Store :D
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Miranda Martinez :drool2:
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    Good #tittytuesday

    Is that breast milks in the first pic? :drool2:
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    Catherine Bell

    Yeah, she was hot in JAG! I hope she still looks like this underneath :D
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