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  1. The Grasshopper

    2012 Tennis Thread

    7-6, 2-6, 4-4 in the 3rd set... Federer (3) v. Nadal (2). It's been entertaining. :) *edit* Make that 5-4 Rafi in the 3rd.....
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    2012 Tennis Thread

    I enjoyed the Azarenka match immensely.... first Grand Slam finals for her congrats. :D Man that finals is a match-up of screamers...... :tongue: :nanner:
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    ur penis size

    I measured it against my computer screen and it was this long. :o 8==============D
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    who is this "beautiful czech babe"??

    1 bump per 24 hours. Sorry I've no idea on the gal in question though.
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    Word Association

    cymbals
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    Breaking news: Porn Star Tori Black arrested in Vegas!!!

    I hadn't even heard she was pregnant never mind had a ***** or her real name is Michelle... that in itself is breaking news to me. :eek: :facepalm: Hmmm... her boyfriend's a jerk. True story. :mad:
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    Hondatard Rides Again

    Can we try maybe this... ;) :D JK around of course :D
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    Hey doll wanna cyber... :mad: :rolleyes: :lovecoupl... juss messin'... unless you wanna...

    Hey doll wanna cyber... :mad: :rolleyes: :lovecoupl... juss messin'... unless you wanna... :confused:
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    If you could do one of these sports professionally, which one?

    ^ The best 2nd baseman of all-time for the Montreal Expos... *sigh*
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    The Official "Goodbye Petra" Thread

    :bawling: I am gonna miss you Pet... se.. se... see you next week. :cry:
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    Firefox Addon/Extension

    An interesting idea. I have not downloaded it so I have not been able to run a test on it as of yet. I wonder, is it obvious what it is for in it's location... might be a problem for some, but a good idea IMO none-the-less. Thank you for your efforts. :D :thumbsup:
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    Not a problem Ms Lee... a good place to share some kudos. ;)

    Not a problem Ms Lee... a good place to share some kudos. ;)
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    Hope it's all good in 2012 for you man! :glugglug:

    Hope it's all good in 2012 for you man! :glugglug:
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    If you could do one of these sports professionally, which one?

    Baseball is my love... I'd have played it for free if it was in the cards. *sigh*
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    Falling ****** after sex increases the desire for cuddling

    Haha... with the pillow after she leaves or what?! :D JK
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    who is she

    How did you get an xvideo link to work I thought they didn't work for the most part here.
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    You have some nice favorites.... my apologies for the comment yesterday, it probably went quite...

    You have some nice favorites.... my apologies for the comment yesterday, it probably went quite overboard. I understand the feeling... I hear comments like that a lot on some of my other places online & it stings. Best to you man.
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    Do you think there is any cure for my insecurity/issue? (its revamp here)

    Get a white hooker & tape it for yourself ffs....
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    If I cheered for one of my home teams in particular I'd round myself up and **** myself too. I have no ties or bonds other than living in the ****-sticks city. I love my town too BTW. Ahhh... if the Pats are to lose to anyone this year no team would be more fitting than the rematch G-Men. I...
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    The Official "Goodbye Petra" Thread

    What, no goodbye penis pics yet.... none of you fuckers really ever loved her! :mad:
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    OCSM of the Week 2012

    Congratulations Jane B! :hatsoff:
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    ^ Yes.
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    Yeah well i put up with a lot of crap over Brady and take it like a man... next year man... next year....
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    I had my eyes closed....
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    I hope Ray Ray retires... thug leader.
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    I'm happy... good things happen to good people.
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    If you could resurrect anyone actor who would it be?

    My immediate first thought was John Candy. That man always brought a smile to my face regardless of whether he could act as well as others mentioned. Nice calls though... I'll add Jessica Lansbury, Bea Arthur and Raymond Burr a few tv greats. Do they count or just big screen folks?
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    How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"?

    Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex" I'd think he must be huge. Nah.... who cares I can still feel the sides of her baggy vag. :2 cents:
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    Which of my firearms should I use to **** spiders with?

    lF9fcIqX9XQ&feature=related Kitten.
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    Buried Or Cremated?

    *edit* Nevermind.... that (^) idea is much better. :pimpdaddy :D I'd prefer not to die having never had the opportunity to try it, to my knowledge. Death has a bad reputation but if I were to try it I would like to be cremated and dumped in a location I have already decided upon. I doubt my...
  31. The Grasshopper

    What are you listening to right now?

    qNkZ7_bCvJs
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    only kneesocks, please!

    Sofi A :drool2: http://2krota.ru/girls/121160-krasotulja-na-lestnice-11-foto.html
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    Boobies.

    Re: Women with "Perfect" Breasts http://www.cherrynudes.com/sofie-hydrate-me/
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    Gloves

    http://2krota.ru/girls/121160-krasotulja-na-lestnice-11-foto.html
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    Brazzers Insures Keiran Lee's Penis for $1 Million

    http://monstercockz.com/star/keiran-lee/
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    Brazzers Insures Keiran Lee's Penis for $1 Million

    Not enough. :( I love Keiran Lee's Penis. :rolleyes:
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    Spend a Night in a Haunted House or Walk through a Very bad Neighbourhood??

    Now they'll move it to Games... :facepalm: :D I had the opportunity to witness what they call paranormal experience once or twice in my lifetime. It was both exciting and frightening... what it was who could say really. Getting jacked or hustled... never happened, never will... little...
  38. The Grasshopper

    Word Association

    Innocence
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    I find this fascinating and i have no idea why

    We stalk all. :yesyes:
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    countdown from 1 million to 1

    jk 999,221 whoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    countdown from 1 million to 1

    999 020... oops start over
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    Word Association TWO

    out house
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    Alphabet Location

    Qatar
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    This or That

    Piper Fawn aka Gabrielle Lupinkova.... soft I guess but I love to watch her fuck! :bowdown: :D Public Transportation or Gas Guzzling
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    Post a random song lyric

    Take me to the place where you go where nobody knows.....
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    Which one would you marry?

    Tori Black :drool2:..... fuck that'd be epic :drool2: How about Raven Riley or Nikki Sims :dunno:
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