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    Video games From Your *********

    UP,UP,DOWN,DOWN,LEFT,RIGHT,LEFT,RIGHT,A,B,B,A,SELECT,START. man I can still remember that cheat sequence for contra almost 30 years later. As to game I miss playing. I still have it, it's B-17 bomber for intellivision. It was the first system to actually use a voice simulation on it. Fun fricken...
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    xxx Elf xxx Sexcraft

    I already did without your elf ears on, now it might just be weeks.
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    Fall ****** at Shifty's house

    Lol at this....
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    The official Ron Swanson fan thread.

    Do you think the makers of this show realise how much people love Ron's character?
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    What would you do with a giant banana

    That was funny, just something I didnt expect and it made me laugh. Thanks for the post your the first person I have rep'd in over 4 years.
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    Pornstars with fake tits ** Before & After Breast Augmentation / Implants **

    Re: Before & After Breast Augmentation (#2) You know alot of guys come on here and bash women for getting breast implants and they say "why would you do that you good the way you were before". I am not here to debate that question, but I do pose this. If you were a guy and there was a simple...
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    First pictures of Gabrielle Giffords since she was shot in the head

    it is so sad, you can she she has alot of control and mental issues due to the extensive brain damage. She will never be her true self ever again.
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    Why do these Bigots think Brits are ugly?

    You know if you go through this board I can probably gaurantee that there are 10 posts bashing americans for everyone bashing any other country. So for a few bashing statements about "your bad teeth" or " paste ugly women" its not too bad bub. You should read half the crap that is put on here...
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    bad local commercials

    I dont know, Butt ***** is pretty damn funny.
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    Apple in China, Steve Jobs pay attention!

    Um actually Clinton and Carter started that whole mess.
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    "Scream" star latest proof that *********** shouldn't use Twitter

    I thought his response was awesome to that little twatter-a-douche.
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    Funny Gifs

    Re: Collection of funny GIFs Hay its Leggy thinking he is going to have sexy tonight.
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    Pornstars and Models who gained weight

    Re: Porn Star - Weight gain I am so happy to see Briana having a bit of weight gain. There durring the early 2000's she looked like a heroine fanatic. I can not believe how some of you people think a girl that is a size 8-10 is concidered "fat". Marilynn Monroe was a size 12 she would be...
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    I'd fart on her, too.

    You know what though, I cant blame the old guy for doing that. Too many little assholes get away with being annoying little shits and when they have to actually face the consequences of thier actions, they run and hide behind the law. Sorry but I think the douche with the toy should be arrested.
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    The Obese

    Ok you sit there and bash a certain population, but I say something about the fact that people with the douchebagesque name IceCold should be treated the same and you get upset? Hmm if you cant handle it being thrown back at you then dont cast the first stone buddy. Before you judge take a hard...
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    The Obese

    People with the name IceCold should be shot for general douchebaggery!!!!!!!
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    Movies you don't understand how ANYONE likes

    The thing that you wont understand about star wars is that it was the real first prepubescent boy film. one where as **** we what-if's to death. If you dont watch as a *** you probably wont see what all the hype is about. It is not just a movie it is about the memories of what that adult holds...
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    A balanced government

    To truely balance out a true government, every type of political ideology should have the same amount of air time when campaigning. No more big bloated contributions from big business or people with more money then morality. This democrat republican bullshit is old. America has fallen to a...
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    MSNBC - Kwality Jernalism Rewlz ....

    Seriously they won a war once?
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    **** are to blame for the shitty economy

    Well the problem with hiking minimum wage is that the business owner just passes it on to the consumer by jacking up the price. Its stupid, what really needs to be done is that if company A mnakes $10million, you tax tax them $5million which then goes back to social programs. Yes that company...
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    Favorite Type of Ladies Underwear?

    You know what, I **** to say this but I miss the french cut. It really is a sexy cut, it shapes and frames the leg real nice, accentuates the hip and curve of a beautiful woman. I **** the squared off shape of modern cuts. I think it makes a woman looks less sleek and elegant. I tend to thin of...
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    Arizona State Rep. Points Her ‘Raspberry-Pink’ Loaded *** At Journalist

    It is so funny how quickly bash her for being a republican. Guess what, 99% of your politicians come from some kind of money and everyone who comes from money "didnt have to work for it" is usually bat **** crazy. Oh some one will say "hay my parents have money and I came from it but I'm not...
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    Games you **** that everyone else likes.

    Most on here arent pre-pubescent boys who are sheep.
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    And America Keeps Getting Fatter

    Well to be honest look how expensive it is to eat healty and then look where the "fat" states are located. Those states are where poor people live. You sure as hell get alot more bags of chips for $5 then you get fresh fruit for the same amount. Now a ****** on a limited budget is going to buy...
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    Woman might have ****** her cat with 2nd hand heroin smoke..

    She hit her boyfriend who owned the cat.
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    Most Americans just don't want small cars

    I actually think the complete opposite is happening. I was just remarking to my wife the other day that out of the 20 or so cars stopped at the traffic light only about 7 were either a truck or an SUV. The rest were sedans or 2 door cars. I have been noticing that alot more cars are on the road...
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    Tanning and Skin Cancer?

    Believe it or not a very commnon place for skin cancer to start is behind the eyeballs. Thats why you should always wear a pair oakley sunglasses. They are always rated the highest for uva and uvb protection.
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    Latest threat: surgical bomb implants.

    Given enough immuno suppressors and if the devices have a surgical coating this shouldnt be a problem. Hell you wouldnt need more then a few ounces of c4 wrapped inside say something like a breast implant bag. Have a simple digital watch head attached to it that is converted to spark instead of...
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    Military: Sham marriages got Marines housing money

    When I was in a friend of mine was married. He made so little that him and his wife qualified for food stamps. Thats fucked up is all I can say. We would buy milwaukees best light for $1.75 a 6 pack and a pack of cigerettes for $1.10 and then play risk all night long. I know pathetic, but when...
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    Tanning and Skin Cancer?

    My ****** died of skin cancer. I am a registered nurse and this is probably the worst type of cancer to die from. A little sun is not bad but over doing it is. Always use sun tan lotion. Something on the order 0f 15 SPF or greater. If you have an area of skin that has burnt do not go back out...
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    Games you **** that everyone else likes.

    Hated metal gear solid newest one. What the fuck do I want to watch an egg fry for? **** the final fantasy games. Dont really care for the GTA games either. **** Treyarch COD games. Oh and I second that last post, fuck resident evil five. I have to stop and aim to shoot? What the hell is this...
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    Modern Warfare 3 Wishlist

    I wish they would get rid of ranking all together. Tghis is whats causes people to cheat. They dont want to earn it the true hard way and personally I have now vowed to never "prestige" again. I didnt prestige once in the horrible game called black ops and basically turned that crap fest into a...
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    The official Ron Swanson fan thread.

    I was just thikning the same thing as Iwas scrolling down reading the posts. I love Ron and his coolness. It was awesome when he got shot in that one episode. He is just plain out awesome.
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    Modern Warfare 3 Wishlist

    If your a snipe with a gille suit you should only be allowed to run and aim at half speed. Those suits should not allow you to run full out even with light weight and marathon.
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    The Perfect / Best Ass!!!

    Re: The perfect ASS Yeah could imagine how soft that ass of Melanies would feel as it slammed back up against you? Sorry I ate an extra bowel of wheaties today and need to burn it off.
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    Who would rather do? Tina Fey or Rachel Ray

    Ok, lets see here. Tina Fey is sexy, I would love to see a little drizzle of my cum get caught in that little lip scar of hers. The problem is if I pissed her off she could probably come back at me with some quick retort and make me feel like ****. Rachel Ray, well is her voice really that...
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    12 Other Counties To Secede From California

    I am about to **** off alot of people, but seriously I havent met a single sane californian yet and I lived there for a year. I dont mind that the states full of nut job's but seriously does it really matter what they do with the state when thier best export is movies and weed?
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    Falling Skies?

    I think its not too bad. Hay you have to give these shows a chance. It sure beats the hell out of another So-you-think-you-can-sing-and-dance-as-a-boss show. Now I dont know about european t.v., but us here in america have let that Simon fuck dumb us down. We have become so dependant on people...
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    Halo 4!!!!

    It was hard fboy, alot of ps2'ers were die hard fanboys and would never give microsoft a chance. I have every system dating back to the intellivision, and I must the 360 by surpasses them all for over all ease, games and well roundedness. Now some console are better at this ot a singler little...
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    Obama's naive class warfare

    I do believe the richer need to be taxed while middle and poor america are given the tax breaks. Lets see here I have $10million and I am taxed $2 million, and person over there has $50,000 and is taxed $15,000. I bet you the guy who made $50,000 would gladly be taxed even $5 milline cause he...
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    Hottest Star Trek "female" character ?

    Yeah but didnt Ryan have some wild sex life or something? I think her husband had her into some wild sex swing clubs across europe, so you know she can fuck like a pro. Sorry its 8 am and I woke up with a hard on and I'm ******** Baileys and coffee cause I told my Boss to suck it yesterday and...
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    How do peel off a wabbit?

    Third option, Vodkasvictim has just used his last tube sock for the millionth time and its either the rabbit fur or one of your socks.
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Oh sorry didnt know that. I was just trying to help out wont do it again. I was wondering why it wouldnt come up. Is it because it could be viewed as a competing site? Not trying to start a bunch of crap just making sure I follow the rules.
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    Doctor Scams?

    Well what they do now is hold all inclusive "education seminar" in some cool destination like vegas. They disguise it as "continuing education" for the physicians and then do that kind of crap. Trust me dude they still manipulate the system. And yes the still bring in nice catered meals for an...
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Theres a great site for video called x h a m s t e r s that has a few videos of her.
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    Doctor Scams?

    Look the physician wants to be sure that your eyes are ok and your not having something else more serious going on. The scam part of a physician is that they dont really know *****, its **** rep.'s who come in and **** and dine these physicians telling them they should try this med for this or...
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    My GF is getting implants

    I am not saying breast augmentation is good or bad, but there are alot of people slamming the whole idea of it. My question to you gentlemen is this. If you could have a $5,000 surgery and be in pain for a few weeks and have a bit of scarring that heals over time just to make your dick 3-4...
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    PS3 or XBOX

    Actually as to game wise, I have several game developers on my friends list. One of which was lead character designer for Infinity Ward. In the office they would say for both MW1 and MW2 that the 360 version was of superior quality. Just because numbers appear to be impressive does not really...
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    Guah hah! Eat this, PS3 Sony scum!

    Great post DarkWarrior it is neat to see what we ended up doing with games from 4 years ago. Dont get me wrong. I own a PS3, but i do believe I will not buy all 3 console next generation. I noticed I hardly ever play my PS3, my Wii I have a kinect. Next gen system will probably microsoft only.
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    How is YOUR weekend?

    Yeah, "My Boss is an asshole who makes me work every fucking weekend even on my weekend off "weekend.
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