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http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060126/octopus_bc_060126/20060126?hub=Canada :eek: Next up..Killer shrimps eat Aircraft Carrier

Man gets caught downloading porn at work. Man gets Fired. Man appeals. Man gets reinstated. Man gets payrise. http://www.thekansascitychannel.com/technology/6459667/detail.html :helpme: :dunno:

Interesting story... Bolivian President, Evo Morales, has voluntarily cut his wage in half in order to help provide more money for the poor of his country. Teachers and Nurses are among some of those to get better wages as a result. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4652940.stm Can you...

Geez, it's getting difficult to keep on the right side of the line with these.. But I think it's high time we 'analysed' some of the crazier moments of the board. 1- So, I got into my first fist fight.. 2- Cumshots: The mystery of the mouthful. 3- Confessions of a Fetish Consumer 4-...

Pity it destroyed the factory in the process.. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6126121898177679789&q=explosion

Time to let your imagination run wild.. Imagine that superheroes gave up being... superheroes What kind of crappy job would they be suited to? Here's a couple of ideas...

A list of funny acronyms from the emergency room.. http://www.impactednurse.com/funnybone/letters.htm :1orglaugh

Nothing to do with our former 'Mr Screwniverse' member. http://pedalcarplus.com/sadflame.html Pretty cool...I wish I were a *** again.

You've probably all heard of the guy who sold off pixels for cash, now some other guy is filling a room with lego blocks.. http://www.fillmyroom.com/ In the spirit of 'jumping on the bandwagon' I'm thinking of 'wanking for profit'. For every 1$ donated I will toss off to a pic of a hot babe...

There has been quite a bit of this going on recently, most of it has been harmless and in good humour. Indeed, I have posted some 'off-topic'comments myself (in my own light-hearted way) However, I recently posted such a comment and picture, only to find both my 'harmless' comment and the...

I've noticed that there a section at the bottom of my control panel for 'attachments'. Obviously these are the pics I've uploaded to Freeones, but why are they listed as such? Is it just an easy reference point for people to find the pics they uploaded? Also is there an upper limit to the space...

I Predict... I will think up some new jokes for 2006...then again I'm all for saving the environment, so I might recycle some old ones. I will break the 5000 posts barrier and reach 500 rep points. At least 2 well known members will get permanent bans, for one reason or another. At least One...

:partysml: Welcome to the FreeOnes-end-of-year-party-thread.:partysml: I originally intended to create this thread to try and break the record for people on the board at the same time, (currently standing at 873) I've decided instead, we should just to have a good ole' love-in and see what...

Post your stories and links of real-life people doing 'Idiot things' This one is the racehorse rider who stood up in his saddle to celebrate winning a race... Pity he was still some 80metres from the finish line....DOH...

I just searched for a thread I posted back in April, but it didn't come up.... Yet I know the thread still exists on the board because I manually tracked it down. This is the one.. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=34738 As you can see, the title is a pretty easy to search for, yet it...

Twelve Days of Christmas by Frank Kelly Day One Dear Nuala, Thank you very much for your lovely present of a partridge in a pear-tree. We’re getting the hang of feeding the partridge now, although it was difficult at first to win its confidence. It bit the ****** rather badly on the hand but...

PC styling for the 18th century? http://www.funmansion.com/html/fm-Wooden-Computer.html

From some UK Quiz shows.. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2005540481,00.html

Yes they're back!...slightly different and more enviromentally friendly.:lovecoupl Firstly - These Polls are in 'last chance saloon' right now, so let's keep them good-natured and refrain from personal attacks.:hatsoff: It's all about the thread, that has in your opinion, gone gaga and...

I notice that the 'most members online' stat is still - 873, 06-08-2005 at 08:56 PM.. I propose we set a new online record on new years eve (or other date to be decided). Perhaps Just one hour, when we can all be here at once and set a yearly online record (server overload not withstanding)...

'Too much time on his hands' :crash: BTW..the 'pop-up' help box wasn't intended...but fits in so well.:hatsoff:

lol..get this. Sony, not content with installing spyware on your PC and then trying to hike up online prices... It now turns out that some of the code they used in the aforementioned 'spyware' was 'illegally' borrowed'...yeah thats right 'COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT'...

http://www.register-herald.com/apstorysection/images_sizedimage_331233443/resources_photoview How many TVs must he have???

Anyone found an interseting or cool gift that they have bought or would like to get? I'm on the lookout for some ideas...

You've seen it done in the movies, but how difficult is it? Well, this guy had a go... and it's surprisingly difficult. http://www.theboxotruth.com/docs/bot5.htm

This should be a hoot... A french Tv company is to make it's own version of 70's cop show Starsky and Hutch. Personally, I can't wait to see what car they will drive... perhaps a red Citroen 2CV with a white flash down the side. I'm also looking forward to seeing 'Huggy Pierre' the streetwise...

Brand new spanking idea (which I 'borrowed' from a radio station). Each week I will give the first line of a famous song and you have to come up with an alternative second line.... This week's first line is from 'Rio' by Duran Duran. 'Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand..' <- First...

I found this fab site looking back at toys from 70's-80's era. This sure brings back my ********* memories...but where is the Lego??? http://tv.cream.org/extras/toys/index.html

Interesting variation. http://www.pepere.org/flash-development_1_3x/flash-game-ringmania_u_25.html

Yup, you guessed it...George Bush http://illuminatrix.net/beetle/beetle.html

Quite funny... This *** is playing some online game and doesn't want to leave it, so he asks his ****** to fetch him some chocolate milk... Trouble is, his headset is still wired up and the conversation can be heard by the other gamers. He goes apeshit because she won't bring him any chocolate...

Dumb Threads no more it seems... Fine, lets just let the idiot posters and spammers run roughshod over the board then. I try to bring a little fun and humour to the board and this is the result.

Dumbest Thread 10...... "I KNOW WHAT YOU POSTED LAST SUMMER..." Another Fine collection of seriously lame posts. Which one makes you want to 'hurl' the most? 1 - Ms Isabel Ice 2 - fjuppis 3 - ok 4 - Senior Ladies! 5 - Freeones points! 5 - Never mind this post

As if installing 'virus-like' software on our PCs wasn't enough, now they are trying to hike up the price of internet-sold electrical goods.:mad: http://news.scotsman.com/uk.cfm?id=2241992005

I got this idea from another idea, that I had while thinking up some other idea in a totally different thread. The idea is simple (like all my ideas) Take a pornstar's name and take each letter to make up a description of the pornstar. Like thus GAUGE = Great Ass, Unequalled Gangbanging...

Likely to drive you nuts http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/

Wouldn't it be great if Freeones had it's own TV channel? I thought it would be a nice idea to suggest some programmes that might be on. So here is part of the daily schedule... 6.00am: Breakfast show - News, current affairs and a knee trembler over the breakfast table , presented by Foxy...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4406178.stm If they want to stop ******* copying, fine...But this is surely pushing the boundary of what is legal.

Just stumbled upon this babe, but I can only find this one set of her. http://www.pornstarlove.com/tgp/mary-jane/2/indexf.html Anyone know if she has done other sets?

Yes, rejoice.. Someone has finally come up with a type of baked bean that won't produce a 'whiff'. http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13457474,00.html Best thing about this story, is the fact that this boffin has a 'Fartometer'to check the results.

When HA,HA, Met Silly -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes, it's time to have another bellyache at some foolishness on the board. In no particular order... 1 - New...

Amusing.. I wish I could perform this sort of trick..

**********WARNING********** You will never look at big titties in the same way after looking at this pic.. http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/3453/titface0ln.jpg

As you all know there have been some pointless polls on this board (maybe some were mine...maybe not). I think mods should have the final say whether a poll is worth allowing. Or, as I suggested in another thread, lets have a section devoted to polls..it would stop clogging up the Talk section...

Under everyones name there are a number of red/green stones that are supposed to show the amount of rep they have..except they don't, really. The maximum number of these under anyone's name is eleven..which is fine if you happen to have eleven or less rep points. What I'm suggesting is, for...

Laugh like you've never laughed before..(or if you prefer, carry on reading this tripe) http://www.petsmart.com/halloween/index.shtml

The funniest I've seen was for 'Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me'. A camera moves it's way across a planet surface and into a 'moonbase', then along a corridor right up to the back of a large black chair, at the same time a deep 'Vader' type breathing can be heard and a slow deep voiceover...

Strange but apparently true, the U.S. Secret Service can track you down via your printer.. http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2002569690_code19.html

'..and now lets go to our 'liar, liar, pants on fire, reporter..' funny.. A news reporter gets caught out... http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/10/14.html#a5377