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We have 2 connections in our house. My computer is still using it's little internal 56k modem, but downstairs we have 1mb broadband. I should really get my ass in gear and wire my computer up and cancel the dial-up one. One day though... one day...

Gah, have I pissed you off? Twasn't intentional if I have... :(

Hiya Bobbi - It's a pleasure to have you here

Bah, I wont start ranting on about how Jodie Marsh isn't a slapper (Because I'm right ;) ). All I'll say is that she's a smart girl who's earning a living from looking fantastic... And we benefit from it. Everyone's a winner :) And I haven't had the good fortune to meet the lass. One day...

Just try and keep me away!! (...That's just a figure of speech, please don't take it literally!)

Aye, don't worry... I wont be splashing out on a stylish and oh-so-sexy silver Playstation2 anytime soon. I'm still more than happy with my Dreamcast... not that I play it that much these days. If I were to buy a new console however, it would have to be an Xbox. Despite looking like something...

Cheers Felthat, I'm a lot better now thanks :) My old avatar was young Amber Evans looking all sweet and innocent. This may sound strange, but if anyone wants it, just PM me and shall grant ye permission to use it. Or you could just nick it without my consent... I mean, it's not like I took the...

Whatever turns ya on...

I like big boobs, but I think Chelsea Charms' just look a bit... ugly. Her nipples are in the wrong place, and the whole things look like they are about to burst. Just out of interest, does anyone know how much they weigh??

The silver one sounds tempting... and with the deal that OptimusMike quoted, WOOLWORTHS is well worth it™

Just one?? Gah, ok. I think I'd have to say Sarah Cawood*. Why? I just think she's lovely!! *Possibly not my final answer

Bah!! Talk about suspense!!!

My pleasure

It's really funny reading people's comments - I haven't visited the link that Sutty provided, purely just because a of picture of "a guy opening his asshole" really isn't something I'd wanna see! And judging by what people have written, I'm comfortable in the knowledge that it ain't pretty!

Silicone, Silicone, Silicone... How wrongeth thou be. Jodie is far superior to the likes of Jordan!! For starters, compare their voices. Jordan has a real cockney, rather hard-on-the-ear tone. Jodie however, has a beautiful voice with a slight smoker's husk to it. If angels spoke, that's what...

Oh yeh, and as for my "The I got a life" comment - I wasn't suggesting that people who have cybersex are sad! I don't quite remember what I meant to be honest... I think I was ***** when I wrote that.

Aye, the time came for me to part with Amber. It wasn't easy, but it had to be done. Over the past couple of weeks I have looked through many pictures, trying to find a decent replacement for Amber, and I think I have :) The lovely lass in my avatar is now the beeeeeeeautiful Jodie Marsh. Now...

I have no idea what's happenned. My browser connects, but doesn't ever load anything. It's possibly just temporarily down.

What an odd thing to say. How's about we expand on your definition (as you're clearly quite a superstitious guy). So, aslong as you aren't planning on having any more ****, it's perfectly fine to make fun of "retards". What if a perfectly healthy ***** developed an illness or was involved in an...

Seeing as how nobody has replied to your post (for nigh on 2 months), I will try and answer your question fair n' true, even though I'm probably not the best person to ask. But then hey, you weren't asking for anyone in particular so you can't be too fussy can ya! Anyway, in a nutshell, any...

Agreed. She has one of the nicest asses I have EVER seen! For some reason, I found my mouth watering :confused: :nanner:

..."She" was worryingly convincing. Didn't do anything for me though. The whole cock thing kinda took the biscuit I think.

I found FreeOnes way back in the hot summer of 2001... and let's just say the summer got just that little bit hotter ;) FreeOnes just keeps getting bigger and better by the day!

Thanks for your kindness, Georges and WC-Madman :) I haven't actually seen The Matrix Rev's yet, but I intend to see it sometime this week. I apologise once again for this thread - I won't make a habbit of posting pointless topics about myself in the future, so don't worry! Thanks again guys...

I'm become more fond of Jenna/Catalina everytime I see her! :nanner:

lol Thanks Geyser! I'm in a much better mood tonight... even though I didn't actually get to ***** until gone 6am! A few of you may have noticed I have changed my legendary avatar. You like? I still have the old one knocking about...

Oh well. I am off to bed. I shall leave you with a picture of the sheer beauty that is Jodie Marsh. I love you Jodie!!! :bowdown: :iloveyou:

Well I don't think I'm going to be going to ***** tonight. I might stick around for another couple of hours or so. Sorry about this thread... it's slightly on the depressing side.

When will I learn eh. It's more economical to get stoned. I'm wasting my money on *******... and I didn't earn any money today because I was that depressed I didn't get out of bed. I think I need a good hard slap 'round the face and the words "fucking cheer up" yelled at me.

I've had kinky cyber sex in my time... There was ice cream and everything! Then I got a life...

Well it's nice. I don't feel so alone. And I'll tell you this for nowt, ******* is not a good source of comfort when you're depressed. I feel 10 times worse, and I'll probably have a killer hang over tomorrow morning. Oh well.

Wow... It would appear that I'm not the only one who can't ***** (2:15am). I'm surprised to see other board members from the UK are on here too. Actually I'm not that surprised. And you'll have all disappeared before I've posted this message I bet. Mod's, please feel free to delete this post...

:bowdown: Freeones, you've done it again!! :iloveyou:

Excellenté Ariafan! :hatsoff: How hot does she look in the new set!!

Yes indeeeeeeed, that is Kelly Brook. I think that pic is from a shoot she did a couple of years back for FHM. Nice

I likesh what I sheesh! Welcome to the board Rektum!

Wooohooo!!!! Me thinks Georges, and perhaps everyone else on the board will dig this oh-so-fine lookin' laydee!!! Nice!!

:sing: :sing: :sing: Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? I seen you 'round for a long long time I really 'membered you when you ***** my **** Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we...

Yeh, I must admit, she's kinda fine. There have been quite a few comedy sketch shows that poke fun at her though, but she is quite delish all the same.

But saying that, I think they'd want to know about it in advance... Let them know that you plan on exposing them to the world.

:weeping: I was having a bad day... that's just pushed me over the edge!! :weeping:

1. Jodie Marsh 2. Kristanna Loken 3. Sarah Polley. I didn't think about that for too long (It's 3:45am where I am), but Jodie Marsh is my firm favourite...

Welcome aboard!

That's actually not a bad pic of Nadine... She can look not so great in a lot of pics.

lol! And there was me trying to word it so people wouldn't pick up on the "I'm not fat, I'm big boned" philosophy. Looks like it's the first time we've disagreed on something, Sil'Tits... although it would appear that you're seeing LDM differently now (not chubby)!

I'm with the Good Reverend on this one - I wouldn't place young Linsey in "chubby" category. I think it's just that she has a slightly larger frame, but she's not in the least bit tubby.

amale posted that link a while back. I've no idea who the girl is... All I do know is that is NOT a big cock!

Nice one, thanks mate! I love that advert... :rolleyes:

That's cool! "You got 11 out of 12, that's 91.7%" I hadn't heard of a couple of 'em, so I did pretty well I think! While we're on the subject, what's everyone's favourite? I'm a Becks man myself.