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Someone needs to tell West Ham to calm the fuck down. Between winning at Anfield and today, they'll get delusions of being NOT ****, which would be terrible. Anyway, I have a feeling my lot are going to lose to Palace tomorrow, after we huffed and puffed to barely beat FC Carrier Bag in the...

absolutehell's post brought back a lot of memories for me, even though his was 4 months, and mine was 4 years. There is no preparation for things falling apart if you think you know THAT person is "the one" and then the whole world that you think IS your world falls apart, along with everything...

What?? You have no idea why they broke up. Maybe he's looking at the girl as more than just a walking fucksocket? I'm dying for you to be less shallow. Do you know any ******* that think of their **** as mistakes? I don't. Even those who aren't with the ****** any more ADORE their ****. Jesus.

Well, since you've been in the situation before, just ask yourself the question - were the **** in any way a factor in it NOT working with the other girl, or did it simply not work out? To be honest, either way, just go for it, if you like this girl. The only note of caution would be - and you...

This is the answer. The thing is, there aren't a lot of tips people can give you because getting over the breakup of a serious relationship is a lot like getting through a bereavement - people cope in different ways and get through in a lot of different ways. It took me 5 years to truly get over...

The greatness of Cool For The Summer condensed into 12 gifs : http://uk.eonline.com/news/679308/12-times-demi-lovato-s-cool-for-summer-video-made-us-go-daaaamn-demi :rubbel:

Who wants a world without whimsy? Not I.

If I told you I'd never fucked a black girl, would that bolster my claim?

Bollocks to finding out who is the next Gianna Michaels or Tori Black. Who is the next Porno Dan? I reckon it's me. What do you all think?

Pffft. I've had a few greys since I was 14.

Christ. How does it go with tits you encounter in real life? Got to be beach balls or you're not interested?

Why, nothing. I hadn't been born yet.

Retired.

1 - Asa Akira

From the glasses, the tits and the setting, I *think* .... .... compare.....

^^^^ That's AAA's Sexy Star, for the uninitiated. Oooh, we like her. Lana's last trips to the beach before she got hurt. https://igcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/e35/11257039_1634414560172369_727860371_n.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CN72EHPWgAENizh.jpg:large...

Ooops! http://i2.cdnds.net/15/37/618x711/caroline-flack-nipple.jpg

Katy made quite an impression. http://www.drago99.com/Drago99/A1/KatyPerry8/1/ http://www.celeb6free.com/pics/celeb3743/topcelebs.html http://www.boobieblog.com/?p=43955

Chuck Norris has 26/26 vision.

Jenna is incredibly divisive. I think Mariah was standing up for her. On the other hand, a peer of Jenna's I met a few years ago, having seen her going through a rough patch, said "Couldn't have happened to a nicer cunt." She's always going to split opinions. I was ****** to watch some CBB last...

The Brazzers scene where Veruca James gets fucked by the fully clothed clown in full makeup. Personally I just thought it was weird as fuck and found the clown a bit distracting from Veruca, who was one of my favourites. But I imagine it terrified some people. That clown phobia seems pretty common.

Go ask a girl that's taken a DP. The sensations involved are far more than simply (a dick in my pussy feels like this) + (a dick up my ass feels like this). Some girls can't take it, or don't want to put themselves through it.

Impossible. Also, fuck off. We grow plenty of stunners and have given the world plenty of adored/idolized actresses, models etc. Don't be a dick for being a dick's sake.

I think it's bollocks. Just 15%?? And I would totally have fucked Anita. Although my favourite bit in Humans was when Joe knocked on the door and Mattie tried to get him to **** off by saying "Go away ***, I'm masturbating." LOL.

The image has been traced to an ad for a "small" size bikini for teenage girls. This makes it a near certainty that the girl is ********, so I can't allow the thread or image to remain.

^^^^^ I've edited your above post so people can choose whether they want that spoiled or not. And they haven't just been spotted at a hotel, but on the actual set. And I'm pissed off that I know that already. Fucking Facebook.

Devon's first anal for Brazzers was with Mick Blue. Kortney Kane's was with Manuel. Mia Malkova's was with Danny Mountain. Madison Ivy had the most celebrated first anal scene of all time for Brazzers, also with Mick.

They were not. Fairly obvious bolt ons. Plus, you can see her real, smaller tits in her older movies.

There is that. I've been considering getting an intentionally shite tattoo, just so I can chance getting on Tattoo Fixers, just so I might get to meet Lou Hopper. :heart: :heart::heart::heart: Well, not really, but... you know.

Your thread is now approved : http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?856293 The official line about how long a post should take to be approved is "within 12 hours." The truth is "when a mod gets around to it." This can be slower over the weekends, on account of us, you know, having lives.

Nothing lasts forever. The tattoo is a reminder of and tribute to something he loved, now over. I'm guessing he knew when he was getting his tattoo that there was no way the same team would stay broadcasting together for the rest of his life. Yeah, the timing sucks, but I'm guessing he was...

You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't. Poor Seth. Slammed within two posts for winning like a heel but wrestling like a babyface. Time to quit watching after watching that match? Jesus. I thought it was superb. Rollins having the US title for now, I wouldn't be concerned about...

Berahino sure seems desperate to escape West Brom. Can't blame him, fucking awful place. Fellaini is back. He scored in midweek. But I don't see him displacing Schneiderlin or Schweinsteiger, and he isn't a regular goalscorer. Depay isn't a striker either. He's great, but he isn't a striker...

When a new babe is added to the FreeOnes database, the Petra account AUTOMATICALLY generates a post alerting "New babe added" in the section defined by what category the babe is added. The babe is question may be unknown to you, but many are categorized as "*********" (and will be known at...

Conducting the full "financial services interview" on a little old lady (who blatantly I was neither going to flog a product to, nor wanted to) and being chastised at the end by my manager along the lines of "So, you did a full fact find and discovered the most important thing in this woman's...

I would definitely put my winky in her. I would definitely date her too, because that would mean getting to put my winky in her until she got bored of me. Or it. One in the same.

Oh God, absolutely. The top 5 is full.

That's a big leap from what he said, which was simply.... And he's right. Stoke are those annoying twats that can tumble anyone on their day despite usually being quite ****. They beat Man City at Wastelands quite early into last season when City had barely woken up from the hangover of...

I'd be Wayne Wiener. Or Sam Saveloy.

Look closer - that's a young Demi. "Blame It On Rio" came out in 1984. Demi's cans were amazing in Disclosure and of course... Striptease.

It's all subjective though, isn't it?....... ..... REALLY subjective.

Jesus, what a glaring omission. As a) an Englishman, b) a fan of guitar-oriented music and c) a guy with a huge affinity for Manchester and its music, I always feel like Noel is given a level of status beyond some others from the same background that outstrip him for talent. But lyrically I...

IF they intentionally set out to cast a black actor, that's terrible cynicism, quota-filling and pandering, sure. If the best audition for the character they wanted happened to be a black actor, fine. The character traits that I feel intrinsic to the character of "Johnny Storm" does not have to...

Given that it's tanking at the box office, I don't think the sequel will get made. The director won't be back, I think they'll know that the combination of poor reviews and low takings ($$$) mean a subsequent movie with the same cast would not make back the cost of its production. There is a...

Top 100 and no room for Freddie Mercury. :dislike: Rolling Stone, go fuck yourself.

Holy necrobump! :batman: :rofl2: What a fucking weapon.

And? This makes it sound like you're almost saying she deserved it. Perpetrating one crime does make her less a victim of another crime, or justify it. That the consequences she was seeking to avoid were likely, doesn't mean he hasn't ***** her. I don't understand, if you understand the concept...

What part of "consent under ********* is not consent" is unclear? The cop created a situation where the victim consented to sex due to fear of the consequences of NOT consenting. However you want to dress it up as a "choice", it's still *********, thus by law, it's ****. It's legal definitions...