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Only owl masks make sex weird.

Try using a regular water based lube instead of fish oil.

This is hilarious.

You sure a big dick isn't number one?

Ordinary people with a free flow of information is bad news for the government and corporations. The internet should be available to everyone like water or electricity.

Speak for yourself, pal.

People say heroin is like a thousand simultaneous orgasms or something.

Scratching that certain spot. It's different than just scratching an itch. Taking a **** after holding it for hours. The first time making a girl orgasm. I remember that more than the first time I had sex. Felt like a god. Seeing the Pats go 18-1 was very nice. Still nothing like cumming...

Rough watching Detroit get beat down like this. Boston isn't fuckin around. Babcock won't be let go. Wings would be stupid to do so. This isn't a coaching problem. Boston is just in final boss mode. I can't see anyone in the East giving them a serious run. Lord please let Columbus eliminate...

The series could easily be 2-1 Minnesota. Besides game 2, Minny seems to have been the better team. I wouldn't throw in the towel yet.

Columbus just can't hold a lead. They could easily be up 3-0 in this series.

Hour long gameplay footage with questions answered. Really picks up around the half hour mark, but I suggest watching the entire video. http://www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/h1z1-zombie-mmo-ps4-hour-gameplay/#!Fi7WN Reddit AMA (Lots of good info)...

Also, How long until MacKinnon is racking up Hart trophies? *** is good.

Shame to see Minny go down because of their goaltending situation. What's the word on Harding?

He's a GB fan. I'm the resident disgruntled 9er fan.

Datsyuk. Nuff said.

That girl is unattractive. And this is supposed to be a sex tape? Why not just come straight out and say you made a porno. Sex tapes don't have awesome angles, decent lighting and multiple positions in multiple rooms while maintaining a good quality video. She seems to give good head though.

Hi there a/s/l?

Does the guy have a big dick though?

I thought I smelt shameless self promotion.

Terrible offseason for SF so far. Fuckin Aldon Smith :facepalm: pos. This is funny though https://vine.co/v/M16JPKuuF5W

That's like having an Oscar for best white actor.

I have it on my phone. Pretty cool

Ryan...Madison? Kelly Madisons husband always does a good job and seems to not take himself too seriously. Voodoo, Ramon and Danny D are good too. It's like they were created in a lab to be the perfect porn specimen. Shane Diesel use to do a series where him and some other packin black guy...

How do they know he chopped his dick off? Maybe someone held his dick and chopped his body off.

When two friends have interest in the same girl, whoever has the biggest dick in relation to their mass wins. Guy rule #491

You must spread some **** around before givint it to assari again.

How exactly could someone be an expert on this?

Living so close to Detroit I go to a lot of games there. Comerica, Joe Louis and Ford Field are just a few minute walk from the border. I go to about 30 Tiger games a year. It's definitely the cheapest at about $15-$20 per game. Sometimes it's standing room, sometimes its deep right field...

23 straight years.

Besides a little itch, ive had no problems.

Last call?

Ace is the only person here I would want to live around. This none of my business attitude is a pretty **** attitude to have. When those same sketchbags are breaking into your house, should your neighbors mind their own business? Don't want to be a snitch, right? Neighbors should look out for...

I had Florida over Arizona, but I think Kentucky is going to take it.

Re: LADY SONIA fucked by men !!!! I was with ya until that last sentence.

Anybody? Link says Gia and Autumn but I can't find them.

Speaking of MVP consideration, NYQUIST! Certainly the wings MVP this year. Burned Chara real good tonight.

Don't be ridiculous. No team is winning 5 titles in the next 15 years.

He's a Seattle fan and stickin me in the ribs. Houston will take Clowney. I hope they do, because if St Louis adds Clowney to their already ferocious D line, it'll be a long year for NFC West QBs.

I wonder if Washington would consider trading Ovechkin. He isn't going to lead that team to a cup. What would it take to trade for him?

Miller reminding Jagger why he was added at the trade deadline.

You must eat a lot of meats.

Not as much as I enjoy other mens cum. ;) Fellas...

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This is going to be interesting.

Wings with the body shot to the Leafs playoff hopes. Can't believe Detroit is still in the hunt. Would love to finish 7th and get a healthy Zetterberg and Datsyuk against an overrated Pittsburgh team. They don't scare anybody.

Niners. Gotta gotta gotta go corner in the first. Culliver is a shithead and is probably going to get suspended/cut for hitting a guy on a bike and leaving the scene. I think we have 6 picks in the first 3 rounds. I'd like to see them trade up and draft Justin Gilbert and maybe take a wr in the...

Thanks for the picture. I wasn't sure what you meant by latino guy.

A bunch of the housekeepers at the hotel have hand lotion laying around the staffroom. I'll be replacing their lotion with mayonnaise.