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well, i could bow to pick up those 100 bucks you just dropped... ...and THIS is my 500th post! :nanner: I'm on my way on becoming a REAL board whore!

Mmmmhhhhhh..... Pineapple....

AND I'll let my 247 lbs do the trick!

nothing, in fact I get paid for having my weenie sucked dry :elaugh:

:rofl2: Damn you, Dirk! You made me fall from my chair again!

yeppers! I'd buy one even from Giorgio Mastrota! note for non-italian users: Giorgio Mastrota is a well-known showman whose only works during the last eight years or so were TV-sellings (I am pretty sure there is some guy in America who does the same)

true story... :anonymous

FAIL? that's a winner!

God's favourite sauce

...a little smelly, though :eeew:

:rofl2:

did someone say... TWILIGHT?

Courage the Cowardly Dog

:bleaches his eyes: .... :screams in pain:

the right one must be laying a dinosaur egg...

...don't lie! :*****:

YAY! Parappa The Rapper!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! *rushes out of the house without pants*

I could reach the peak of naughtiness for one of those... :elaugh:

*cries in a corner*

meh, small cookies are for pussies...

how did we survive without this? :glugglug:

WHAT? M.A.S.K. is only 38? I loved that show!

Waffles AND stormtrooper? somebody pinch me, this must be a *****!

Must... not... laugh... :falls from chair laughing his ass off:

you may be sucked off!

you don't need to be psychic to know me wants boobies... :*****:

honest politicians... (seriously, our prime minister sucks)

that's a great way to quit a job! Thank God I'm running my own company and I'm my own boss, so I probably won't have to try this...

damn, you stole my line!

and now I'm regretting eating the banana-split he offered me...

that's ****** Bernard's *****!

how the hell did you find me out?

you forgot to mention evilness...:cthulhu: :elaugh:

or a coffin...

:*****: indeed...

yeah, please explain why I clicked... :facepalm:

(trumpet music) ...that's all, folks!

only for $ 29,99! (shipping and taxes NOT included) :elaugh:

:why: I'm scared! can somebody hold my hand and hug me, please? :weeping:

I'd like to try, but mommy doesn't allow me to play with the washing machine after the cat "incident"

Epic Win

he must have seen this useful guide zekiZYSVdeQ

a female version of whimsy...

well, my dog is female, so she doesn't need a tree!

tastes like heaven!

cheater...

there's only one thing missing in the picture... Pedobear! (too lazy to photoshop, so use imagination)

Perpetual movement!

'cause chickens are training hard to beat the crap out of you! :D