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Money Train B.E.T. presents..."It's a Malcolm Xmas" Die Hard

LMAO!!! He always gets a great female cast but he ruins the movies!

Funniest thread ever!!!

Not to be funny but there actually was a terrorist ****** in India on July 11th a few years ago.

L.T.'s movies would be much better if he wasn't in them!:)

Women, chocolate, exercise...oh and porn

Great work but you have to show Jasmine Byrne's puffy goodness to do her justice....:)

Close your eyes...

She should have added all gods,the Easter Bunny,psychic powers, astrology...I'm sorry, I'll get of the soap box!

Not funny! His exes claim he is overly sweaty, hairy and smells funny!

What he said!:1orglaugh

Nothing is wrong with pubic hair! Not all women look good bald down there.

Dating/sex with other women will ease your pain. Allow the one you "love" to notice this and you may be able to get her.

Nope! I'll stick with canned corned beef, Vienna sausages and sardines:)

A few questions first! Do you know her? Is she attainable? Does she know you? Is she your ex?

Score!!!

The same thing anyone would do if they got caught urinating in public....deny it!

I live in a town where people who have never attended the local high schools go the games......:facepalm::rolleyes::dunno:

Sorry, not enough anal for me:)

I could help if I knew what "organise" means.

Alex Fox?

Does the Tetra Grammiton Clerics count?

Hey!Hey!Hey!

LOL! Thanks for the rep!

This entire forum is porn for the blind.....close it!:facepalm:

^^^What does that have to do with Taylor True?:facepalm:

Or don't dress up at all and don't recognize the day in anyway because it is pointless and beyond ridiculous. You can make a fool of yourself and eat just as much candy on November first.

Re: 7 billionth person to be born monday There's no way this could be accurate....

Looking forward to smaller boobs?:dunno:

Everyone else is doing it....you want to be popular don't you?:D

Not the answers I expected for this board. I though I would see many posts about Mandingo or Lex Steele:facepalm:

This thread is ridiculous! Close it!

Natural redheads with bald pussy!

Did he cut open Tom Cruise's head?

Congratulations! Is Kimmy Teen okay with being the other woman?

^^^Fail!!!:facepalm:

Breasts are mostly fatty tissue. Lose some weight and the breasts will too.

Americans love mediocrity!

No, only the guilty ones....:yinyang:

Cut them up in a heavy duty garbage bags and dump them off the coast of Miami. The Gulf Stream will do the rest of the work.:)

Most of the guys that post comments/questions in the Jayden Jaymes thread.

That would be a poor excuse, even for a guy!

Go to a bar, put your moves sweet looking woman and she'll do what the hooker was going to for free. She may even make you breakfast....:yinyang:

^^^Since when did we start posting clips focused on naked men? :facepalm:

Thanks for the rep! Helluva user name...

Scene #4 in MILF magnet #1

The Doughnut Plant! You've never had anything like it! http://www.doughnutplant.com/

....because she realized she couldn't win..

LOL! Thanks for the rep! Btw, are you a member of the House of El?

Turn the cushions over and use some Febreze. If that doesn't work donate it to the salvation Army.