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A guy from Wales came up with a mathematical formula for this situation.

Can I rent a room?

Lol I don't know if it counts but I've fucked 2 of my bestfriends' sisters.

Yeah, I noticed i did sound pretty negative. It's just, you guys aren't the first people I've asked. I've, of course, asked my friends and they've said the same or similar things and I've tried and looked into many of them. I was just trying to let you guys know that those ideas have already...

I think I'm just gonna join the military. I'm thinking and 6 months down the road from now, I could either be in generally the same position or the hell up outta here. Only thing is, that still leaves me with about 6 months trying to get by. If anyone here lives in the bay area and would hire me...

I'm sorry for coming of whiny but I'm just freaking out. College aside for now, the main point is: I need to get out Asap, but I don't make enough. I really don't wanna be homeless again. That's the way my life started out and I don't want to go back to that. (ironically my ****** was a...

I'm not saying ur a dick. I'm just saying, I moved back here because this is the only place I really know anyone. I would move, as you've suggested, but I simply don't know how to. I don't have anything to sell and no one to borrow from.

To where? With what money? ...and stay where or with whom?

Come to Sf, spend all day filling out applications, and see how many call you back. A full time job would pull my ass out of this and I would **** for one.

Fine, blame the overpopulation of SF or the fact that everyone in the surrounding cities works here for the higher pay. Either way, finding a job as become a nearly impossible task nowadays.

If I could find a full time job I would be more than glad and motivated to work my way through college. Due to this recession all I can find is the worst part time ever that only gives me 10 hours a week.

Let me rephrase this. I can't stay here much longer. I need to get out of their house ASAP. Honestly, I'm thinking about joining the American war machine. But then where would that leave me for the next 6 months or so till I could presumably go to basic training?

I've been all through that office. They said I need either more money or some kind of fallback like parents to cover me. (I don't have any ******, not even a reference) You'd be surprised how high tuition is. My biggest problem, though, is that I need to get a place. They keep reminding me "it's...

I've looked into loans and scholarships and trust me, if I could go to college, I would. I could afford an apartment or hotel room if I got a full time job, but that seems to be impossible in this overcrowded, recession-fucked city.

Those are the basics (apt with a shared bathroom)

The cheapest place is a hotel that does monthly rentals for 735, but they're single occupancy. I've looked for roommates but they all want more than my 400 a month. I can't afford anything.

I don't know what to do here, I'm stuck. 7 months ago, I graduated from highschool and moved back to my hometown from a household situation which is a novel in itself. Long story short: I was adopted, only for the check, completely disconnected. I moved back to my hometown across the country and...

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Victoria Justice. Her feet look delicious and she can sing so that's a +1 in the moaning department.

If a girl calls my dick small, I shove it in her ass and ask her if it's small now. If she still calls it small I say "fuck it" and take it as an invitation to her asshole.

Re: Why Isn't Soccer Popular in America? That's absolutely accurate. I was just answering the question. That is football at it's best but it's not football at it's most appealing to Americans.

Re: Why Isn't Soccer Popular in America? The problem with Soccer is simple, there's too many people on the field. Think about it, people would be more spread out, longer passes, more 1 on 1 defense, more scoring. Americans want fast paced, high flying action. That's why the NFL's a passing...

Open your eyes!!! Actually, you're in SF, just hop the bus down to my place and I'll help you explore your conscience.

"Do you believe in Jesus?"

He's right... Stupid thread, mistake #2, hope I don't get ****** again

Freeones shirts are the #1 rated clean up tool for those messy, Roald inspired splooges!

Clean up or just to add a little friction?

I answered a fantasy question. But yes, it included all the aforementioned items (except your ******) and a few more. I was just being sarcastic though

I scared to post on this thread...

It's some sick ****... won't even fly there...

So my Freeones shirt came in a couple of days ago, and I decided to have a little fun. Since my roommate has a hot older ******, I thought it would be funny (and sexy) to go out with her parading around in it. We thought, "Hey, maybe we'll get a few looks." We were wrong. It was crazy! It seemed...

Dammit! Again?

Lol, so I've been ****** for quite a while... guess I should have read the forum rules. Apparently, I ******** like half of the rules with one post. What can I say? Rookie mistake.

Have u seen that little Pagan-looking circle made out of random junk in McClaren park? That's a creepy place at night.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polybius_(video_game)

I'd go on a **** spree.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15628_the-5-creepiest-urban-legends-that-happen-to-be-true.html

There have been times in my life when it wasn't...

Really? Cuz I seriously have a repetetive ***** like that. I'm shaving my sack and I accidentally slice it open. My balls fall out and dangle near the floor like meaty piñatas. I then freak out and start jumping around, stomping on my ****** jewels accidentally.

Have you ever had a scare regarding your dick/balls/pussy/ass? I'm lucky enough to have had a safe ride for my dick and ass, but my balls have twice been unfortunate. When I was about 6 or 7, I some how came home from the park with Sonic the Hedgehog's nut sack. Since my parents were too poor to...

I see my errors. I should have titled it Scientific Experiment Wish List and I didn't number the third experiment. How do I fix or erase this?

If you had an unlimited credit card and a team of top level scientists, what would you do? I would: 1. Give a monkey psychadelics. 2. Take a newborn boy and girl and observe them grown up in a wilderness-like environment alone. Put a *** with "ADD" in an armbar and not let go till he stops...

McGruff the Crime Dog

The tax system is corrupt in favor of big business. There should be no "tax breaks." IMO we should just cut out the current method of paying taxes. No FICA, no IRS, full paychecks. Keep the sales tax and raise it a little. That way you get everybody and no tax paying issues. Think about it, all...

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Ok fine, here: Petra - The people have spoken

Na, I was just really baked.

Kyra Gracie

Audrey Bitoni riding me crab-walk style with a foot in my mouth, Sativa Rose handling my balls, and Madison Parker squatting over my face facing Audrey..

Nailed it! Like you said, we're normal people. This is just one of our hobbies.

The Cast of Freeones ***** - Anarchist mastermind TOC - High IQ smart ass Mayhem - Educated redneck GSB - Hard ass going through mid-life crisis bjBob - Patch Adams in his golden years Iceman, Tom ,and bust - Bros Roald - Resident douche BC Tony - Alcoholic