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i sure did. he appears to be ****** now though. oh well :dunno:

is this what freeones trolls have become? :facepalm:

typically sometime during the evening or right before going to *****. occasionally in the morning before work and usually to some type of porn but not always.

welcome to freeones! :wave:

this isn't amateur hour adam...i'm sure everyone brought plenty of their favorite lubricants to this party ;)

i NEVER worry about the size of dick's any chick has had...if she's enough of a size queen to be unsatisfied with my penis then i guarantee that my fist and forearm will be large enough to suit her needs :thumbsup:

i think it depends on their ethnicity :wiggle:

well, ok then :dunno:

this is an amazing parallel to U.S. English...:suspicious:

is it racist to say the cabbie probably won't be Somali?

Re: Sasha Grey is dead the first 8 words of this thread had me on edge, not gonna lie...

hmmm, tempting....wonder how much interest there would be in a skinny white guy with a big nose from alaska hahaha

any time :hatsoff:

do you mean to tell me that someone out there is fraudulently using John Person's watermark on their artwork? :mad:

pretty slim chances of me ever being a camgirl but i took some notes just in case...:dunno:

i can't guarantee this to work for everyone out there, but i did purchase my girlfriend a ring in the $100 price range early on in our relationship and i do believe that has helped sustain us through the past 7 or so years. i'm notoriously bad at gift-giving and making romantic plans/surprises...

this does bring up an interesting question as to how many oscar's have been used as such...

bro, you should never take a rebound fling this seriously when you're still feeling betrayed and foolish after being cheated on in your previous 'relationship'...best to stick with meaningless sex (hookers, one night stands, etc) until your mind is clear and you're no longer prone to being...

i'm far too skinny, white and Jewish to safely comment on this subject :eek:

i guess this means the Oscars were last night then?

i'm neither black nor female so there's a chance i'm not a reliable source here, but i don't consider the word precious out of bounds in any way...:thumbsup:

Re: Should Iggy Azalea and Nicki Minaj put their beef aside and form an "ass alliance" if you will? don't worry, i sent him some for the both of us ;)

^^You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Harley Spencer again.

gotta love hypocrisy right?

meh just use some spit and/or tears and you'll be good to go...:thumbsup:

i, also, was being born...good year in my book

welcome aboard! don't let our local eccentrics get under your skin, they can be tough to take at times but don't take it personally...:glugglug:

^that's all about right for me as well...

fuck that! i just use hot water toward the end of a shower, same as i shave my face...i stopped using shaving cream years ago and post-shave irritation issues are basically nonexistent, guess i'll just count myself very lucky! also, highly ironic that my previous comment in this thread was a...

congrats happy and harley :wiggle:

great question....smart ****** fucker that one... i also, subscribe to zero threads

any 7/10 or better with good hygiene habits that's down with having a dick in her ass...

mines a reference to the movie Death Proof, with a typical porn-forum number added to the end

like any other tattoo, if they're done well they can be very sexy

well my girl and i would definitely be down except we live a few thousand miles away....anyway, nice pics :glugglug:

hey nice to see you skyraider :hatsoff:

well, sad to see you go ashleigh even though i rarely get on here anymore either..i hope life treats you well in whatever you decide to do next!

i can see your point as most girls aren't going to be recognized immediately by the majority of people they run into but in PetraIsMyQueen's case, seeing as she stands a lot higher chance of being recognized than most i can see why she would tell people on the 1st date...same goes for others who...

yep..it's amazing how backwards thinking and hypocritical people are :facepalm:

glad to hear it, thanks for the rep! :glugglug:

that's why i specified 'physically capable'. that means possessing the strength necessary to deliver a knock out punch, not the knowledge or mindset needed to do so. that's different.

yep..i do stop and think about what i'm typing once in a while. also, nothing is quite as awkward as when someone punches you as hard as they can and it didn't hurt..........:turnturn:

haha all good..thanks for the rep :glugglug:

why hello there..welcome to freeones!

actually he's right. any able bodied adult is physically capable of knocking another person out.

lol thanks for the rep :hatsoff:

why hide it? i masturbate right in front of her and usually have a conversation with her at the same time. she's always amazed that can talk to her and still get off without missing a beat.

tattoos in general are becoming more acceptable as evidenced by more professionals in prominent business positions displaying tattoos at work. many companies requiring uniformed employees are beginning to relax their visible tattoo policies as well.

oh i know, that's what i'm saying...i didn't know that part of nebraska existed lol

i find it amusing that his user name is allowed uncensored but then when it's censored in your quote :facepalm: