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    Audrey Bitoni close to orgasm

    I saw a video of her and I think Mick Blue (the guy who always wears a watch and is super sensitive after he jizzes like if he's dying or something) maybe. Mick is giving her oral then he fingers her and she squirts a bit, then she complains for him to stop because she can't handle it. Looks...
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    DVD player question.

    My *** bought a DVD player a few months ago, I noticed when playing burned DVDs, it never plays AVI or FLV formats, all it plays is WMV/ some MPEG. I can't speak for all DVD players but the Sony and RCA players that we own only play WMV. I make burned DVDs with AVI format and I can only watch...
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    Guess that Breast!

    Only thing I can guess is Monica Sweetheart but I think it's wrong and I'm only taking a shot in the dark. Edit: NVM I just read the clues and I am totally wrong.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I think the firing was just storyline, he'll be back, that much I know for sure. Yup Morrison was on Tough Enough Season III.
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    Madden NFL 12

    ^ I just want a new NFL Blitz.... If Madden is as good as NCAA 12 I might pick it up... I really like Road to Glory in NCAA, does anyone know if Madden has a mode like this?.. Like a revamped superstar mode?
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    Worst video game movie ever..

    Tekken ***** Vengeance was pretty terrible.
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    What pornstar will be next to do their first hardcore scene?

    I would jizz my pants if Bryci or Viorotica did hardcore.
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    Further Proof Hip Hop Music is Dying

    Hip hop is dying because it's way too overproduced nowadays and it doesn't even qualify as Rap, it's just poor man/ little **** R&B but with untalented, untrained and shitty singers. Seriously... every hit rap single has to have Lil Wayne featuring Drake, Rick Ross, T-Pain, etc, etc, etc...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Yea I **** his theme too because, well, the last time a wrestler heard "voices" in their head...well we all know what happened with Chris Benoit (Name Censored, just as WWE would want it). :shocked:
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    What was the first RPG you played?

    Probably either Legend of Zelda or some Dungeons and Dragons game for the NES, back when I was like 1 and a half yrs old haha. The first ones I actually remember playing to completion were Super Mario RPG for SNES and Alundra (if you count it as RPG) and Guardian's Crusade for PS1, good times...
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    Guess the console by the start up sound.

    Guess I've done the best so far, 16/18... My cousins owned all those retro systems, with the exception of Neo Geo whose startup I've heard on a video and the Amiga, which I've never heard of at all... grrr and I missed the most obvious one, Ps3, I can't believe I didn't get Ps3, I've played it...
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    2011 NFL Suicide Pool

    Mr. Jizz I did so terrible in the NCAA bowl game predictions, I need to make up for it here.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I agree with you on the PPV thing, it's not that they have too much though, they can have 12-14 PPVs a year, BUT, they need to go back to the Raw vs Smackdown! formula and they need enough talent on both shows to entertain for 3 hours, if they choose to do so. Alot of people disliked that...
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    Conservatives On Gay Marriage

    He is making the correlation between how conservatives always talk about "****** values" and fundamentals of marriage, blah blah blah, and yet there are conservatives who are public figures that have multiple marriages, cheat on their spouses and do things that don't seem to convey the ******...
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    What Porn Parody Would You Like To See Made?

    How I Met Your ******, I'm actually surprised it hasn't been done yet... Alyson Hannigan and Cobie Smulders are hot and I'm pretty sure they could find some pornstars to parody them.
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    Spanish (Language) Porn Sites?

    Hmmm... most of the time, Daisy Marie says stuff in Spanish when she's fucking, also Esperanza Gomez was in a "Novela" type thing for Brazzers, I don't remember the title of the scene though.
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    Favorite Online Game

    To be honest. I'm not really excited all that much for it... It's weird, I guess I played GOW so much that I was so tired of it by the time the 2nd one came out, which I rarely ever played... I will only play games online if they're games my friends own, which probably explains why I didn't get...
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    Marvel Comics ***** Off Spider-Man, Replaces with Half-Black, Half-Hispanic teen

    OH MY FUCK, you and this crap again... seriously? :drama: The simple answer is, Spiderman needed new life and a new demographic, who the hell reads/subscribes to Spiderman comics nowadays anyway? ... ULTIMATE Spiderman at that. Spiderman is only relevant, to most of the population, when a new...
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    Favorite Online Game

    Currently, probably Bad Company 2 or Halo Reach, my all time favorite is probably COD Modern Warfare or Gears of War.
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    Hardest level you've ever played.

    I hated that damn, mission. It wouldn't be so hard if the flying controls weren't so terrible!
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    ModNation Racers

    I fucking love LittleBIGplanet. I'm seriously considering getting a Ps3 just to own LBP and this game if it's like you say it is, cause I love Mario Kart too.
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    Battlefield 3. (Oh.....my.....god)

    This is going to be leaps and bounds better than COD MW3. I'm trying so hard to get my friends to buy this the day it comes out, I love the online but I rarely play any online games without them.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    It should depend on your connection speed. I saw Raw last week and this week without any lag, the quality isn't all that great, but hey it's free and convenient since I don't have to search through tons of websites and see adverts and survey bullshit, like some of the stream sites always have...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I agree, I loved everything about Paul Heyman in his WWE tenure, he was a great manager for guys like Lesnar and Big Show, he was one of my personal favourite commentators, a great writer/booker during the time he spent in WWE, and overall a great personality, he showed so much emotion cutting...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Anyone else see that CM Punk was on the front page of ESPN.com yesterday? Damn, he is tearin' up the media... I've been watching wrestling for a really long time and I don't ever remember seeing wrestling related news on ESPN, well to be fair, up until about 2002, I didn't have cable/internet...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    They're going to stay away from the CM Punk thing for now, I believe. WWE looks like they are relying on social media like Twitter and ********* sites like TMZ to hype this up for them. Like I said, it would be really interesting to see Punk on ROH or NJPW, but of course WWE isn't going to...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    TIP: http://www.justin.tv is your friend in these situations. You can find a Raw live stream quick by just searching "WWE RAW" on the site. :thumbsup:
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I think the HHH angle is a pretty good move. He plays a pretty good heel character if he is going to be that sort of dickhead authoritative figure... I still wonder, where the hell is the Raw GM in all this??... I doubt WWE, themselves, even know who it is at this point.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I'm still bracing myself for tomorrow, though, for the stupid mulligan/loophole they are going to pull to ensure Cena does not get fired.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    This. I was shocked, but delighted when Bryan won, he is one of the most talented and deserves this push... he probably won't cash in the MITB for a while and will hopefully continue to gain momentum for a few months, I'd like to see him gloat and become a heel, because that is when Bryan is at...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I think that was the pay per view that so many fans have been asking for, what a tremendous night it was. Leaps and bounds better than Wrestlemania and probably PPV of the year if WWE doesn't ruin this storyline tomorrow.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Hmm some good predictions here... but here's my take on the whole thing Alberto Del Rio wins RAW MITB, But you already know that!... He either cashes in today, tomorrow or announces a Summerslam match tomorrow on RAW. (If John Cena wins or Punk doesn't take the WWE championship elsewhere, that...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Cm Punk is getting major media attention, damn! GQ? http://www.gq.com/sports/profiles/201107/cm-punk-wwe-wrestling-interview#ixzz1SDa9K1dI
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Not really, I was really surprised when Rock said it a few months ago and it seems like since then, they've been increasing their use of non-PG language.
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    Fast Food

    I get FF about once or twice a month and when I do it's usually Jack in the Box or Whataburger
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    If they were going to "fire" Cena, why would they announce his match at Wrestlemania? It's so fuckin stupid and I'm tired of these dumbass storylines. There have been so many do-overs in Cena storylines that it is redonkuluos... not ridiculous, REDONKULOUS. Hey! Cena is Barrett's bitch and...
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    Modern Warfare 3 Wishlist

    I actually thought I wouldn't like Battlefield because I was a Modern Warfare fanboy, and I actually like Battlefield 2 more than the COD franchise now. The great thing about BF is that everyone on the team has a purpose and you have to work together to achieve victory, it's not just go out all...
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    Hip Hop is dead

    Hip Hop died when Soulja Boy, Jibbs, and that stupid ass Chicken Noodle soup song started polluting the airwaves.
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    Modern Warfare 3 Wishlist

    Longer single player campaign. Points earned in campaign carry over to online. In Modern Warfare 2, I felt like I was being punished for playing campaign first, all my friends were leveled up in multiplayer and I was a rookie even though I had been playing the game longest. A game mode like...
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    Xbox live/Xbox Gold

    That's just business man.
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    Which female performer has the best butt?

    Naomi Russell
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    Your thoughts on what the world will be like 200 years from now?

    Apple will have released an iHome. Considering how fast technology has changed in 50 years, I expect there to be major advances as well, things we probably can't even ***** of will be invented. We will have human colonies and possibly actual cities on Mars. We will continue to find more...
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    Top20 Most Popular Babes June 2011

    Hmm I wonder if Bibi Jones' place on the list has anything to do with her dating WWE Superstar Dolph Ziggler?
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    Twitter or Facebook?

    I like Twitter much more because it's simpler and more convenient, plus only my friends are on twitter and not my ****** so I can say whatever I want without offending my Aunts, cousins, etc. I also just use Twitter as a bulletin board for all my friends, just say anyone wanna do anything...
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    Best Eastern European Models/Pornstars

    Nessa Devil is my favorite, at the moment.
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    Supreme Court Has Ruled; Now Games Have a Duty

    There are so many video games that are actually like art. They are beautiful and expressive... Geometry Wars, Okami, Shadow of the Colossus, Mass Effect, Braid, Spore, Minecraft, Fable, Ico, DeBlob, Legend of Zelda, LittleBigPlanet, Beyond Good and Evil, Psychonauts, Limbo, the list goes on...
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    ex player or coach who was a lousy commentator

    Not a fan of the Troy Aikman/Joe Buck commentary, I **** Joe Theisman and that whole ESPN crew, Steve Young sucks, I **** Deion Sanders and Shannon Sharpe on the NFL network, I didn't like Dan Marino on CBS at first but I think he's pretty great now, I also don't like Bill Cowher on CBS. I...
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    Jackass star Ryan Dunn ****** in 'high-speed' crash as Porsche explodes into fireball

    Re: Jackass star Ryan Dunn ****** in 'high-speed' crash as Porsche explodes into fire I grew up watching Jackass, Viva La Bam, Wild Boyz, etc. but I gotta say, yeah it sucks that Dunn died, but that's what happens when you are an irresponsible driver. I can't feel sorry for the guy, especially...
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    Brodeur or Roy?

    Patrick Roy was getting alot of support yet he only has 4 votes? I take Roy.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I seriously can't wait to see the ovation Punk gets in Chi-town at MITB. For those of you still debating if it is real or not. It was a work, if you are interested check out the Spoilers for the July 4th edition of Raw, proves it was an angle. *Spoiler Alert*...
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