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  1. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Kate's Playground / Kates Playground

    Re: Kates Playground... New Westminster, B.C. in an apartment overlooking the Fraser River. She is sooo close to where I live. Stalker alert!!! :tongue: (just kidding, but it's cool to see that she's a local.)
  2. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Raven Riley / Ravin Riley

    Re: Raven riley I'd imagine the jump to hardcore brings some unforseen baggage. Once you show the pussy with or without a cock stuffed in it, there's no going back to lesser paying/teen model phase(when ****** gatherings we'ren't such a cold affair) She is now 'porn slut' - a far greater...
  3. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Krystal Steal / Krystal Steel / Krystal Steele

    Re: Help Me Please!!! It is an amazing video. Unfortunately, I only have the DVD "Krystal Steal vs Jenna Haze" in which this awesome footage is featured. You GOTTA see her slowly remove her pink thong, bent over and open for business. GREAT DVD!
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    Katin / Caitin / Katia / Katlin / Kaytin / Venus

    Re: Katin....any pics?? Rather than drool over the ultra Barbie doll porn stars, I prefer the ones that remind me of someone in my real life. Katin is one of a few that look like someone real. That's it for me, plain and simple. I still like Jenna, Brit Skye, Raylene and all the other glams...
  5. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Low Budget or Big Budget??

    think deeper man Stars cost money, directors cost money = big budget porn THE MONEY IS KEY, OBVIOUSLY Of course you say that's what they're supposed to do - dude, I just laid out my opinion on why this alleged requirement is so fecking unnecessary. But you can enjoy the fake to ultra-fake end...
  6. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Low Budget or Big Budget??

    Be it videos or pictures, I for one, am in no doubt that low budget/amateur is the ONLY way to go!! Videos - Fuck VIVID with their crap presentations!!(and any other big budget XXX companies) They get the hottest chicks and then proceed to film them in wannabe proper movie style - great...
  7. Ol-Skool-Perv

    whos the chick in the mikes apartment ad?

    Hahaha!! Those lips are fekin disgusting!!
  8. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Raylene

    Top 3 for me. Like in NCAA basketball, the rankings change from time to time. She's #3 right now because there's been nothing new for months :mad: That ass is just downright perfect. MUST HAVE MORE!!!! Actually, now that I think about it, she's my Hall Of Fame #1. So smiten I am of Raylene...
  9. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Any non-Canadians know what a Loonie is?

    I think we have delightful looking money :pimpdaddy I only use actual cash to buy bad things, or as I call them, luxuries. When they show a Canadian **** bust with all that cash on the table, the colours are just striking, the assortment, the various shades. :tongue: Its also easier to...
  10. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Katin / Caitin / Katia / Katlin / Kaytin / Venus

    Re: Katin....any pics?? Ooooh ****!!! How many of use go all obsessive when we discover a porn star with similar looks, boobs, and all that of a girl we once got down with? The one who may rekindle those faded, blurry mental images of a chick you used to bang. Before, you'd have trouble...
  11. Ol-Skool-Perv

    No complaints

    I must complain that this awesome forum is on a porn site. It took a long time for me to discover this forum even existed. The amount of content freeones has banked is massive. I must have been loging on for half a year before I finally noticed the FORUM tag. Even then I lurked the forum with...
  12. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Driving : Weasels and Road Rage

    I don't care if there's a thread covering this already - this is a place to vent road rage if you're one who doesn't partake in reacting to this rage moments after it engulfs you. That being, if you've just put three rounds into some guy who cut you off on your most recent drive, you've already...
  13. Ol-Skool-Perv

    story word by word

    Once upon a time there was no Freeones because computers were all unplugged and smelled really fishy. Terri Summers change your name to Tim Winters, Otherwise we will start a fight that will become silly and oily unless Foxycougar and Adriana Sage sing a ballard about psychos and grenades. Homer...
  14. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Paris Hilton Phone Hacked; Private Numbers Of Stars Flood Internet; Fbi Investigates

    Re: Paris Hilton Phone Hacked; Private Numbers Of Stars Flood Internet; Fbi Investiga Hahaha!! I'm gonna call Mrs. Gotti and plead with her to ban hair gel at the Gotti household! :D Ah, Paris Hilton...what can ya say? The fact that she managed to figure out the process of entering phone...
  15. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Krystal Steal / Krystal Steel / Krystal Steele

    Re: Krystal Steal Pix Ummm... Anyone with me here? I've got a DVD(Jenna Haze vs Krystal Steal) that says "the scenes that made them stars!!" Now, if I compare her ass then to her ass now, I gotta say... Where did that perfect bubble butt go?!!! Of course, her current arse is just fine and...
  16. Ol-Skool-Perv

    The Big VD... Valentines Day

    I second that I've said "fuck valentines day!" about 47 times though :tongue:
  17. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Which pornstar do you think you have the best chance of having sex with one day?

    NO CHANCE HERE!!! Winning the lottery would be easier
  18. Ol-Skool-Perv

    War of the worlds 2005

    FUCK REMAKES!!! FUCK BIG-BUDGET HOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTERS!!! FUCK STARPOWER!!! MINDLESS DRIVEL!!! Just my humble opinion. :tongue:
  19. Ol-Skool-Perv

    The Member Above Me....

    is NOT an endangered species
  20. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Ouch! Rugby fan cuts off balls

    ****** classic!! Thank god for the UK!!!
  21. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Krystal Steal / Krystal Steel / Krystal Steele

    Re: Krystal Steal Pix I've got that DVD. Her ass remains painfully unscathed throughout. She only allows tongues...c'mon ***!!
  22. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Band Of Brothers

    ****** excellent stuff!! The battle sequences are just plain amazing. I am a stickler for detail and realism, hence before Saving Private Ryan and BoB, I'd always been left wanting. The BoB scene where the men are about to advance on the town is a prime example of this exquisite combat...
  23. Ol-Skool-Perv

    What is in your xbox, ps2, or gamecube right now?

    In just a couple of days I'll have... Winning Eleven 8 in my PS2... for a long time no doubt!!!
  24. Ol-Skool-Perv

    What kind of car do you drive?

    Re: Car's I agree. Funny thing is, I was 98% sure that a 2004 WRX would be the one for me. The dealer didn't respond to my test drive e-mail request, so one night I hit Acura's web site and made a discovery. Now, I'd seen the TSX at the auto show a few months earlier. It was platformed and...
  25. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Jessica Simpson

    She sucks! Obviously acting is no issue in a **** movie like this. This one's another STARS + NOSTALGIA = GUARANTEED PROFITS, no doubt. If y'all here are truly porn masters, nothing less than Niki Nova as Daisy Duke would be acceptable. Nothing! How many of you morons are going to pony up the...
  26. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Lanny Barbie / Lanny Barby

    Re: Lanny Barbie When my 6/49 or Super7 numbers are drawn I'm there, so there. That will be a 4 month stay!
  27. Ol-Skool-Perv

    What kind of car do you drive?

    Re: Car's Here's the deal...it must be explained Having never previously owned anything more "performance" than an '89 Accord, the TSX is a great drive. Ya, its a 4-banger, torqueless, wussy engine, I've been told - and all that usual criticism form those who own "better" It's FWD, again, not...
  28. Ol-Skool-Perv

    What kind of car do you drive?

    Re: Car's I own and drive a 2004 Acura TSX With 6-speed manual of course!
  29. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Carling Cup Poll: Chelsea or Liverpool?

    Please Liverpool, do something! I'm ill having to read mention of Chelsea doing "the four"??? WTF is that? The Double I get, the Treble I also get, but "the four"?? I like "the quad" Having Chelsea pull off such a thing would equal a quad dose of acid hitting me brain, making reality quite...
  30. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Not Since 1981

    Go Eagles! I'm a Seahawk fan so another BIRD team is the natural choice. Really, does anyone want the Eagles to be the new Buffalo Bills? Although the Bills' Super Bowl failures will never be matched, I'd **** to see the Eagles get put into their territory. I am one who likes to see someone...
  31. Ol-Skool-Perv

    ur penis size

    I hit 6 but... I got ripped off on the girth!!! :mad: damn genetics...my older bro got the goods and I got the brains...FUCK!
  32. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Bob Marley to Be Exhumed, Reburied

    That's epic!! I too was at a Wailers concert (late 90s) and was soooo close to walking up to ****** Man as he sat in a booth before they went on stage. I even had a spliff in pocket. You da man LIGHTNING!!
  33. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Bob Marley to Be Exhumed, Reburied

    Jah!! Rastafari... "Live for yourself, you'll live in vain..." "Live for others and you'll live again..." I play bass because of "The ****** Man" Aston Barrett - Bob's bass player Marley is my 2nd favorite musician/songwriter
  34. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Who are you spanking it to lately?

    Whoever's picture I download on any given day. Thank you Freeones
  35. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Your favorite movie of 2004

    Technicality....(as I wrote, or the best movie you saw this year) It took until 2004 for it to be available on DVD here. It was a long, anxious wait.
  36. Ol-Skool-Perv

    2004

    My highlights Seeing Arsenal complete a 49 game un-beaten run and win the Prem again. Seeing Cesc Fabregas play like a veteran of 10 years. Buying an apartment Buying an Acura TSX (oh, that was last year) Joining this forum after lurking for months.
  37. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Your favorite movie of 2004

    or the best film you saw this year. For me, City Of God is easily the finest film I've seen this year...hell, the finest I've seen in a long, long time. Proof that big name actors mean **** all to good movie making. Everyone should watch this! AMAZING!!! Get out of the Hollywood trap and...
  38. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Getting Wisdom Teeth Pulled :(

    Fucking dentists - RIP OFF ARTISTS Anywhere else I feel pain I go to the doctor and insurance picks up the tab but no....not the frickin tooth pain....I gotta get special coverage and split the bill with the insurance hacks...BULLSHIT!! Having said that, I'm gonna be fucked within a decade...
  39. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Any one play an instrument?

    Bass. '69 Fender Jazz Bass
  40. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Asteroid Could Hit Earth

    I give us until about 2012 going the way we're going. When it hits in 2029 there won't be much left :tongue: Does anyone really believe this planet will be able to sustain our ways forever? Somethings going to give folks, sooner rather than later. Mass consumption isn't a good thing but...
  41. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Best Video Gamer Evar????????

    Hard to say The damn things are so ****** amazing these days, games from ten years ago have no chance against the new titles. Having said that, I'll nominate... NHL 94, 95, 96 - Sega Genesis The very version seen in the classic scene from Swingers . I too used the Blackhawks and Roenick was a...
  42. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Time names Bush Man Of The Year

    I don't have the names of the 3000 people who died on 9/11
  43. Ol-Skool-Perv

    The Member Above Me....

    will awaken to find his favorite porn star under the tree. :)
  44. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Wicked Weapon?

    OMG! One of my faves! Laure Sinclair is killa hot, throw in Jill Kelly and her two excellent scenes and you have quality porn, IMO. About 5 years ago, I hit a local XXX Video store in hopes of renting a "Jenna" tape. I was just starting my Jenna phase (the one you think she's the best ever...
  45. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Time names Bush Man Of The Year

    Why not? ******** always solves disputes quite well. If you disagree simply approach opponent, proceed to maim, beat, wound, or ****; yes that solves everything. I just see Bush as an evil, madman - the very tag applied to Hitler. Ooops...I forgot, he's also a ******** but the cover up of that...
  46. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Time names Bush Man Of The Year

    Yep, TIME subscrptions in Iraq are gonna take a beating. :1orglaugh Is that the "Puppet Of The Year" or the "Megalomaniac Of The Year" edition? Men of the Year * 1927: Charles Lindbergh * 1928: Walter Chrysler * 1929: Owen Young * 1930: Mahatma Gandhi * 1931: Pierre Laval * 1932: Franklin...
  47. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Bush is not welcomed in Canada...

    Why so angry and hateful? People like you are the reason the world is a fucked up place. Can't think clearly outside of your emotions. You probably want to shoot people who call you names. Juvenille. Step outside of the rhetoric ************ - you might evolve. :thefinger Canada doesn't...
  48. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Can you ID this ASS

    I'll see a UFO before something so perfect is inches from my... discovery? :D Union Jax - Gooners will rule tomorrow!! Beware Chelsea!
  49. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Metal Fans: Pantera Guitarist ****** Onstage

    Yeah, blame hockey :tongue: Are ya sure this wasn't some rap concert? :D Guns + morons = The constitutional right to be shot by police. Glad they got him.
  50. Ol-Skool-Perv

    What football clubs do you people support?

    Easy now :) We've got some steep hills to climb yet. But fuckin eh!...Arsenal are 4x4 quality! Thank you PSV for caving in and giving us the group.
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