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  1. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Sarah Palin

    I think she's hilarious. Keeps saying her ********'s horny behavior was unknown to her despite the obvious. She'll say anything to revive her standing for the next possible go-around
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    I have no idea what this picture means, but it is C-R-E-E-P-Y!

    She's the old hag who administers the Easter bunny union and when you don't pay your dues you get caned and dragged to the shredder
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    I didn't know they were judging facial expressions for the Olympics!

    Haha! The cops just busted in on the first guy and a volley of 5.56mm has him in poor form The asian dude is going cannonball all the way no matter the national shame he may inflict on his country Asian girl has braincramped middive and amazingly picks out her coach for instruction...he's not...
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    The Easter bunny

    Down south, is there a moratorium on shooting rabbits during the "holiday" The **** probably go rabbit hunting instead, leaving a trail of dead wabbits all the way to the ammo store
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    Nice to hear from ya Totus. I actually have Amnesiac on right now, what a coincidence! I love...

    Nice to hear from ya Totus. I actually have Amnesiac on right now, what a coincidence! I love Arcade Fire, Pink Floyd and a shitload of other bands. Right now I'm dying for something new...any recommendations? Later bro
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    Virgin and the size of my dick?

    Bro you doing just fine. Being a ringside observer during pussy story sessions will not last long. I was a proud virgin at your age, I only wanted sex through real connection(and that never happened), but by my mid-20's I felt like I had to do the unthinkable and lose my virginity with a whore...
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    NHL 2008-2009 Thread

    I've not been following close enough and it appears that Avery is still a little bitch. I thought he had changed but obviously I'm way off. His time will come and it won't be pretty
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    Iran and North Korea + Journalism = an insult to my intelligence ...

    What the problem with Iran and North Korea doing what we did long ago? We donated Iran's nuclear infrastructure during the reign of ****** of our little devil, The Shah. We f'd up Iran with imperialism and oppression and now maybe they want to even the playing field a bit. Israel has around...
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    Porn stuff I'm sick of seeing

    I'm pretty much sick of it all, but the things you mention just go along with the industry as standard operating procedure. Time for me to touch a real girl, jeezus
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    Virgin and the size of my dick?

    That's me at my first Arsenal game, v Liverpool 2006. Finally fulfilled a lifetime ***** and the 3 nil win was just in the cards. Perfect fucking day!
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    Virgin and the size of my dick?

    I got lack of girth as well as below average and I was scared shitless I'd be laughed at by every girl. Was a virgin until 26 so it had quite an effect on me. I know it doesn't matter **** now but neither does sex anymore Get some and get the confidence gained to not give a damn. Don't become...
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    Wal-Mart keeps getting better, and better every day!

    If a real Wal Mart greeter was to show you the goods, you'd probably be mentally disturbed for the rest of your life. They should do that at Hooters!
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    PS3 2009 exclusives list - now is the time to get a PS3!

    I fear that online gameplay will truly render me a man with no life, so I'm not connected, never will be.
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    PS3 2009 exclusives list - now is the time to get a PS3!

    yep, Killzone2 is a bit frustrating. No instant **** headshots, seems to take a lot of ammo to get them to go down(unless I just suck)and fighting super enemies at the end of levels isn't my thing(that stupid flying gizmo at the end of the palace level was a bitch to get past.) I've actually...
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    Whose tits do you want to suck on?

    Re: Who's tits do yo want to suck on? Since I haven't been in range for a long time I'll suck most of them
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    NHL 2008-2009 Thread

    Avery is a ****-disturber nothing more. He got cut from his team and contract, had to go to counseling, and it looks like he's learned his lesson finally.
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    Does anyone Not like Anal sex ???

    Yeah I don't get that one either. Makes me cringe...yuck!
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    Best cover song

    I share your feelings Remakes should be *******, but the guarantee of 100 million revenue from moviegoers more interested in blind worship of stars than story/originality is hard to turn down. They're completely out of control now. One of these years every release will be some sort of remake.I...
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    Michelle TOUCHED The Queen :) lol !

    I'll kick out a leg!
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    Angelina / Angelina Valentine

    ooops. I didn't read the title fully. Eva Angelina is the best, and this girl I've never heard of until now...ooops
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    Angelina / Angelina Valentine

    I consider her the best star of today. She's so fricking cute it hurts!
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    What game are you waiting for?

    I'm glad that I am not alone. Now if every body could remain animated I'd just be speechless. I'm a realism junkie and always wished the bodies wouldn't fade out in previous titles. I never knew how much better the game would feel/look because I now won't play a game that has all fading bodies...
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    Whats up with these shootings?

    If there is a man-God like all the religions believe he's not going to touch the truly good people, atheist or non-believers included. He'll have enough of his own to deal with severely. The devil is lobbying for expansion because hell is pretty much packed to the surface and there's gonna be...
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    Spaz alert!

    Oh gawd that must be frustrating. I've been tempted to grab the MLB and give it a whirl(haven't played a baseball vid since original Playstation) I'm afraid of games like that where there's so many opportunities for the computer to completely screw you. It bad enough with retard passes back to...
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    What game are you waiting for?

    Definitely the next Call of Duty. And next time around I'm limiting myself to one level completed per night...must make it last and not pig out on addictive shooting fun. Damn their **** is the best! I swear, now that a good number of dead bodies are left on the battlefield instead of all fading...
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    Whats up with these shootings?

    You could ban guns and maybe the body count would be lowered but by then the government would just go total tyranny from the soft-tyranny being seen today. The good people must stay armed to keep the elite in check, simple as that IMO Firearms are just convenient and who doesn't get warped by...
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    Does anyone Not like Anal sex ???

    I really like the idea and steer towards the genre in my collection but I've yet to perform anything close. I still don't know how them ladies take it with the big boys...we men just squirm at the thought but the blessed females just know it's part of their job. To them I salute!!!
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    Whats up with these shootings?

    Attention to all potential immigrants. Learn English and don't expect anyone to care! This dude from 'Nam felt a victim because of his ****-poor English...WHAT THE F DOES ANYONE EXPECT?. If I went to live in Vietnam I'd not leave before attaining some solid understanding of the language first...
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    North Korea launches test rocket in ocean

    Of course this is meaningless as a "threat". The good guys would turn N. Korea into glass before their 2 or 3 nukes hit a U.S. target. Kim's just doing his job so that we have an excuse to continue the arms race and enjoy its economic rewards. Hell, Israel has a few hundred nukes all developed...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Passchendaele - I was worried about the love story being too much of the story but in the end I was very satisfied. Good Canadian sh*t!
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    360 or ps3?

    I went with PS3. When Xbox first came out I wrote it off because I didn't like the size of the controls(I believe there's smaller controls now but screw Microsoft) I was a SEGA diehard back in the day(never owned a Nintendo product) so I like to stick with Sony now and only. I only like sports...
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    Michelle TOUCHED The Queen :) lol !

    Fuck the Queen and all her little proper etiquettes. At least The First lady was wearing sleeves in the house that slavery/world oppression built
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    Lady Gaga

    I think she's crap both musically and looks wise. She'll soon disappear
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    Who was your first ********* crush?

    I'll go with the girl/lady from Buck Rogers and Silver Spoons and Heather Thomas from The Fall Guy - there was a wicked poster of her in a bikini that always made me drool(didn't jerk in those days)
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    Do you think that you could survive prison life?

    No doubt! They'd use me for shiv practice
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    Can you (guys) come without ejaculaton?

    Same here. I'd be thinking that death was close if my equipment wasn't doing what is always does
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    An open letter to US classic rock radio

    Yeah, good idea for this thread, the what's playing list of shame. Just checked mine and wouldn't you know it, Money - Pink Floyd (it's the only song of theirs I can't listen to anymore because of classic-rock overplay genocide)
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    Whats up with these shootings?

    Because all these idiots believe they're victims and all of their ills are someone else's fault. They want to make "people" pay and a random target ******* spree is their chosen way to go out on a serious revenge high before it ends abruptly.
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    Word Association

    combustion
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    She Is Definately Not Amused

    Looks like she had a hard day already before being reminded that she's old and seriously unattractive and jaded and wanting and...but she's no whore!
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    An open letter to US classic rock radio

    You said it man. FFS, are there any programmers out there with a bit of originality/creativity?? I can't even listen to our local station anymore, so much stale repetition(and here in Canada they're legally bound to play "our" acts, so it's really lame hearing those 7 bands and 7 songs every...
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    Do you ever want to just be violent?

    I may have day dreamed up a few things nasty but I'm pretty much a pacifist - unless my ****** is attacked
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    Post a random song lyric

    one day we'll return to our valleys and farms and no longer yearn to be brothers in arms
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    What kind of car do you drive?

    I drive an '04 Mazda3 GT...it sucks compared to my previous Acura TSX
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    Spaz alert!

    :rofl:that's what I like to hear man...hahahaha...Brandon fucking Webb!!
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    This is so annoying...any other recent grads?

    People go to school to be somebody. Most of us somebody's with a degree aren't making $100K and are now saddled with student loan debt. The somebody they want us to be is a debt slave, nothing more. I learned that all by myself.
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    New Lexus

    Is it a hybrid?
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    Stuff about YOUR country that pisses you off

    As a Canadian, I really **** how we think we're better and above all that America is smeared for being. America does the dirty work and we la-de-da right behind doing great business with the corporations and very things we say we're not. I **** how stupid Canadian people generalize Americans...
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    Call of Duty 6 Info

    World at War PS3 Not "sawed off" but his legs were removed by a supporting blast of MG fire and he did what I described...seriously
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    Outlawing guns in the US ...

    I believe we should have the right to bear arms and be good citizens as most who do are. It's too late to make guns ******* in order to stop the flow of weapons on the black market. Of course, like all law-abiding criminals do, thousands and thousand of weapons will be turned into police upon...
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