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That's insane. I can't believe the video taker was so nonchalant about it all. He must not know how far a stray bullet can travel.

If that's the case, then my bad. You never know, though, with some of the stuff that gets posted on these boards.

While it's not exactly an original idea, it still looks good and I'd see pretty much anything with Paul Bettany in it. God often (according to Biblical mythology) acted indirectly, so I don't see this as any different than wiping out mankind with a plague or flood or whatever. As to ******* of...

Then you understand absolutely nothing about the Iraq War. Nice attempt at pithiness, but FAIL. Sorry. :rolleyes:

Just thought of a new one. Troubled and naughty schoolgirl (in fishnet stockings/tiny skirt/unbuttoned blouse and pigtails) Eve Laurence is being lectured by her guidance counselor, sexy Sara Jay (who is also decked out, but in a pin striped business suit with a very short, slitted skirt...

Then don't open the thread. :rolleyes:

I'd like to add; anything with that Galactically Stupid Fucktard Dirty D. So many scenes have been ruined by his presence. I would love the Slutwife Training vids if it weren't for him. :mad:

Happy New Year! Those vids just started my year off right! :thumbsup:

How about we just vote for our favorites because, ya know, they're already our favorites. I've been voting for Eve Laurence every day because her work and amazing personality has already secured my votes. Why not just leave it at that?

My avatar is Eve Laurence. Vote for her!

Jesus Tapdancing Christ. Could Allioti and the Oregon Defense have tried any harder to give that fucking game away? Fucking pathetic. I am a diehard Duck, and haven't missed a game in years. So yes, I know my ****, and I'm loyal, and I am telling everyone, the Ducks played like absolute ****...

The Rose will be a good game, but I highly doubt it'll be a blowout either way. The Ducks offense is far superior to Ohio State's, but the Oregon defense is lackluster at best. I'm expecting both teams to run up the score, with the win not being decided until the fourth quarter. Ducks have the...

Nebraska barely even worked up a sweat. Just a pathetic performance by the Wildcats. Not that I give a damn about them, but I was hoping for a PAC win. Hopefully Stanford and Oregon will show up, now. Did anybody see if the hosebag Arizona fans tried to **** any Nebraska cheerleaders? They...

Well thanks a lot Arizona! Fucking hell. 33-0? ****. The PAC is looking terrible this year.

That would be the divine Miss Eve Laurence. And thanks for the rep! :)

I despise Comcast. They're service is expensive, unreliable and if problems occur, impossible to fix. Screw 'em.

No kidding. That fumble in the 4th was a prime example. Can you fault the guy when his O-line falls apart and makes him look like he's taking snaps in the middle of the freeway? I felt sorry for him, actually. He'll be held responsible (in public opinion) for a lot of other player's mistakes and...

He's a star. It looked to me like Miami's problems had more to do with defense and it's O-line than Harris.

Ahem. That's lightning yellow, thank you. ;) :D

"No need. I blasted you on what you said and that was that. But you say you didn't see my last post so I take your word. I apoligize for being so agressive." Cheers then, mate. I owe you a positive rep then. As soon as it lets me, I'll send it your way.

I liked last year's okay, but the Maxi Pad jerseys (now with wings!) I can't stand. The "wings" don't even look like wings. Blech. And they added gray this year. WTF? Gray? This is Oregon! Green and yellow, fuckers! :mad: Sorry. Touchy subject... Ha! I honestly just dribbled **** laughing at...

Re: Eve Lawrence's rack goes bigger? Dude, the thread is about her, and she wanted to clear up some rumors and misconceptions, so it isn't like somebody resurrecting a thread just to say, "Me too." Who cares how old it is? If a thread was specifically about me and had bogus info in it, I'd...

Don't feel too bad. Nike has been outfitting my Ducks in crap for years. Sorry it happened to your guys, though. The stupid shoulder stitching they're ******* on everyone is just retarded. I wish they'd calm down and do something classic and good looking.

Re: Eve lawrence still doing porn? Hot damn, that just made you even sexier, which I wouldn't have thought could be possible. Eve, you are damn near perfect! If I wasn't so head over heels for Mrs Whoremaker, I'd be proposing right now! :D

Re: Eve lawrence still doing porn? That is so fantastic. Education is such an important endeavor, and too few people embark upon it. Huge, massive cheers for you for completing this. I hope you're giving yourself an appropriately enthusiastic pat on the back for this. Way to go! :thumbsup...

Fuck me sideways. Oregon State and Cal fuck up my picks by totally tanking, and fUCLA fucks them up by winning? Gods damnit! And what the fuck happened to Miami? Did not expect that at all. Today sucked.

Eve Laurence. http://www.freeadultarchives2.com/abs-porn/fhg/v1/eve_lawrence_1/pic/pic_4.jpg /Debate

Iran doesn't need to be nuked, merely the Primier Palace. The Iranian people are just like everyone else, and not to be thrown into the same category as their tyrannical, insane leadership. Knoock off their government, sure, but let the people be.

Holy Hell, that makes me horny! You saying that after quoting that post is seriously the biggest (and nastiest) turn on I've ever experienced! Hell yeah! :D You seriously rock, Eve. :)

Duh. That's Nikita Marie. Sorry.

Nakita Marie. And yes, those tits are just as sweet in real life. ;)

If only OSU and Cal hadn't rolled over and fucked up my picks. I had way more confidence going in on those two games than today's.

A plane carrying a team of college cheerleaders (Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Alba, Eve Laurence, Brandy Talore, Hayden Panatierre, Lace Chabert, Kaci Starr and Gianna Michaels, along with coaches Deuxma and Ava Devine and booster Moms Wifey, Summer Cummings and Jullianne Moore) to an...

UT is a secular state school, but the student population is still largely Mormon, as is most of the population in Utah. A buddy who graduated from BYU always call Utah "Jack Mormon State."

Re: The Mystery Of The Pagan Origin Of Christmas: Jesus Was Not Born On December 25.. :confused: You do know that I wasn't referring to you, don't you? ???

Only if by "Americans" one is referring to ignorant, trolling assclowns who post useless rhetorical garbage to internet forums with the sole intent of fostering drama in order to compensate for the complete lack of social interaction and overabundance of loneliness and despair in their own...

What a fucking cunt. I'm not Catholic, and I personally think the Pope is a megadouche, but this was way across the line. Thousands of people care about Midnight Mass, and she crapped all over them. Fuck her.

While the Falcon is iconic for good reason, nothing beats the Grand Dame herself; Galactica. Best. Ship. Ever.

Add oxymoron to the list of things HELLDOUCHER doesn't know the definition of.

:hatsoff:

Really? Wow, which Jesus are you talking about? Because it's certainly not Christ. I thought you were Mr Expert On Everything? Guess not. Still just an obviously hysterical assclown. Move along, everyone. Nothing to see here! HELLDOUCHER is just making a fool of himself again! Nothing new to see!

Ha ha! I was thinking the same thing as I read the OP. A whole HELLDOUCHER post and not one blathering NeoCon insult? Wow! The planets must have aligned or something! :D

Come one HELLDOUCHER, you know you'd be disappointed if Christmas were to be canceled; then you'd have to find something else to get all worked up into a moronic, slobbering lather about. Christmas gives you the perfect excuse to post your inane, idiotic threads attacking and insulting people...

Blonds. Bit titties. Secret of happiness, right there.

Re: The Mystery Of The Pagan Origin Of Christmas: Jesus Was Not Born On December 25.. Congrats, Captain Obvious, on completing the Asshat Hat-trick of pointing out what everyone (including Christians) already knows, what is completely irrelevant to anything happening in the world today, and...

Too much cleavage? I think not. The cleavage in that pic is, in fact, proof that there is a God, and that he loves me.

Nah. UCLA will get donkeyfucked for sure, and Arizona will most likely get it too. Suh himself should be good for at least a few chafed Wildcat buttholes. SC should squeak by BC, and Stanford can take Oklahoma as long as Gerhart is on his game. I have faith in my Ducks as well, though the Rose...

Merry Christmas. Unless you don't celebrate Christmas, in which case it's a very respectfully delivered, "Happy Suckmyballs." :D (That's a joke, by the way...)

Fucking's fucking. I never even pay attention to the dick that's in the frame, so no biggie to me.

Mormons - 2, PAC-10 - 0.