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  1. Embryoyo

    Lube?

    Whatever I used with my girlfriend tonight, I'm not quite sure, but we always use it for when I play with her ass in any way, and it is super-slippery & doesn't get sticky, not even after extended playtime. I can figure out tomorrow for you what it is specifically.
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    Do you have an enemy?

    God.
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    Maine man awarded new Honda after driving a million + miles on his

    Yeah, my '90 CRX is pushing a quarter million currently. Going strong still, replaced pretty much everything but the engine is still impeccable. I beat the hell outta my car too, I don't even try even the slightest to take care of it.
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    I'm watching...

    I've been a fan of Rallying far longer than F1, but I still love F1. If F1 wouldn't had been overcome by all it's strict rules & regulations, it would still be highly respectable. That being said, I plan to go to the F1 races in Austin next year, and am skipping the Oregon Trail Rally because...
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    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    Crazy, Stupid, Love
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    Frightful things

    Getting lost in the middle of the ocean. FUCK THAT. I can take anything life can throw at me, but put me in the ocean... I'll die of anxiety well before I get eaten by a shark, drown, get rescued, or float safely to land.
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    The Perfect / Best Ass!!!

    My girlfriends. I've yet to get more than just the tip of my penis inside, goddamnit. Anal sex is more frustrating than it looks.
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    Who are the best athletes?

    Formula 1. PS: Soccer (Euro football) = Football Football (America football) = Handegg
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    What was the first car (vehicle) you ever owned?

    1990 Honda CRX DX I still have it even, 6 years later. It's a beater, and I've done a ton of work to it, but it's been very loyal to me. Selling it soon for a Toyota T100. I'll be sad to see it go, but I need a truck.
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    Favourite players not on your favourite teams.

    WRC, present: Mikko Hirvonen, Kimi Raikkonen WRC, past: Marcus Gronholm, Colin McRae, Richard Burns, Walter Rohrl, Ari Vatenen
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    Who did you have a crush on when you were younger?

    Larisa Oleynik, from The Secret World Of Alex Mack
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    Who would be a ********* that you would like to see in adult film?

    Anne Hathaway I think she's the only actress I crush on, and I was actually excited when my girlfriend wanted me to watch Love & Other ***** with her because I knew there would be lots of Hathaway in it! Mmmhmmm!
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    Serious question

    I don't follow religion, but I have my own personal faith & my own personal beliefs.
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    Nero 7 - DVD Burning Problem, HELP?

    No, does the log file say I'm using an RW? I am using Sony 120 min/4.7GB DVD-R. I have burned similar DVD projects before through the same process, using the exact same DVD-Rs, it just suddenly stopped working one day...
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    Guess WHEN the 6 Millionth Post will be Posted and WIN!!

    Monday, November 14th @ 1551 Wednesday, November 16th @ 1803 Friday, November 18th @ 1457
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    Nero 7 - DVD Burning Problem, HELP?

    I'm trying to burn a DVD with a menu for my girlfriend, but it keeps giving me an error before it even starts burning the content onto the DVD... I'm using NERO 7 ULTRA EDITION - NERO VISION "MAKE YOUR OWN DVD-Video". I have added the log file from my last attempt to an attachment to this...
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    Have you had such a splash?

    Glad I could help. Best way to hold it in, by the way, is to grip the head tightly but still move your grip about your penis (near the head) a bit. If that makes sense. I dunno, it could depend on the person, but that **** works for me!
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    Favorite South Park Episode?

    "Fags" and "World of Warcraft" and "Cartman/Nascar" holy crap everything I **** being made fun of in SP style, too funny!
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    Gas prices expected to fall in coming weeks

    I read a very recent study in Consumer Reports that said the average American drives ~50 miles a day, so ~350 miles a week. Which would not be that much. Everyone here drives a fucking gay ass Prius anyway, not a truck. I see more & more of those idiotic cars being driven by more & more...
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    What makes you happy?

    Good good! Excited to finally see him at the end of next month, should be a hell of a show! Super happy about that!
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    What is your fav 80's Cult Classic?

    ...if The Neverending Story counts, DEFINITELY that one!!! :D
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    Any Vegetarians or almost Vegetarians Out there?

    I can see Robert Downey Jr. reprising his role in Tropic Thunder "You NEVER go full vegetable!"
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    Scene You Want to See Made

    Southern Brooke + Sandy (Vega Vixen) Full on hardcore g/g fucking, clit sucking, ass licking & trib action. Damn straight. I want like an hour long scene, with tons of lustful kissing, touching and **** to build up the first quarter, then the madness as previously mentioned after.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    SKisM - Down With The **** EP Track: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0TSVti62r0
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    The Official Bash All Religion Thread

    I'm more than happy forming my own morals & beliefs thank you, I don't need it outlined for me, in fact I'll detail it myself.
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Had a Ninkasi Radiant Ale, ******** a 6er of Full Sail LTD Series 03, then maybe a Ninkasi Total Domination IPA
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    What are you listening to right now?

    The Faun - Hidden Charge EP Track: Into The Bloodstream
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    Have You Ever Window Peeped?

    I did on my girlfriend once. It was pretty hot. She fucked me hard when she found me (oh I definitely was intentionally careless)
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    The Official Bash All Religion Thread

    If you have trouble calibrating your own compass, of course.
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    What type of man are you? Legs, boobs or ass

    My woman has the best to me in all 3, I vote nill.
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    What's up this weekend?

    Was gonna go camping & 4x4ing, then I just realized I have to work on my final project for my remaining summer elective this weekend. Oh well. Girlfriend has next weekend off, so I can do camping/********/sex all in 1 instead of just 2 of the 3. Homework, yay.
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    I just counted the money in my Piggy Bank and...

    Best bank ever! OmNomNomNom.
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    When Slowing It Down Sounds Heavier

    You guys are so boring. Spice it up!
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    Gas prices expected to fall in coming weeks

    I get f'n 37 m/g on a 21 year old car, what do I care? I made a smart purchase 6 years ago, unlike alot of other people.
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    World wide web celebrates 20th birthday

    I did a report on him for one of my college summer classes recently. Interestiiiiing.
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    Who are the "Job Creators"?

    They live among my dreams, ready to be unleashed, but unsure as to how to be released. HELP THEM! For you, for I, for America!
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    Whose tits do you want to suck on?

    Re: Who's tits do yo want to suck on? My girlfriend's. She's been raggin' & I fucking miss them goddamnit. A week never goes by fast enough.
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    When Slowing It Down Sounds Heavier

    H8X5W5vVJtk DKAeEbCggRM 7G2Ug6xCuoU (Part 1/2)IybDduLOiRU&feature=related (Part 2/2)
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    Choose Wisely!

    I can't answer. Too *****. While sober I would say wisdom, while ***** ignorance feels right. My girlfriend says wisdom so I will go with it.
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    top 5 metal bands

    I reiterate.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Took my woman to see Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Part 2 finally, she's been wanting to see it since before it came out. Now, I like the HP movies before this one, in fact she dragged me to The Deathly Hallows part 1 when it came out. It was decent, but I figured, either she'll...
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Had a Sierra Nevade "Best of **** Camp" Double IPA which was pretty good; onto Full Sail LTD Series 03, **** 5 now (my favorite cheap ****, $6 for a 6 pack for GOOD ****, fuckin' EH!); then I have a bottle of Franziskaner Hefe & a few Coors Light after if I want them.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhLm3hL0DAY They've hardly made a good song since, 5 years later. But this is fucking STOMPIN'
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    "Spam King" charged with bombarding Facebook users

    People who fall for that crap are the ones who should be jailed. Imbeciles.
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    Bush says US economy is safe and sound

    ...and all we wanna do 4 years later when we hear "economy" and "control" is cry.
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    Have you had such a splash?

    Aimed for my woman's ass doggy-style, ended up getting it all over her hair & bed instead. Fuck her, and wait 'til the very last second to pull out, then hold it in for a few seconds. Works great no matter the position, actually, I just busted up laughing when she expected to feel it on her...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Man From Nowhere Kick-your-ass Korean flick, as the best over-produced movies come from Korea. Badass.
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Just finished Coors #12, water now.
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    Obama Wants This For The Country

    ...yet I can't get financial aid because I fucked off in school 8 years ago. FUCK YOU, America.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Girlfriend, as always. What a woman!
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