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  1. TheSpokenWheel

    The worst heavy metal songs

    Great vid. It's awesome to see a band that's been around for so long and been through so much **** that still makes records that way. They don't care about image, or attracting new fans while pleasing the old ones, they just wanna make the record that they wanna make. That's admirable and is a...
  2. TheSpokenWheel

    The worst heavy metal songs

    As a (talentless) guitar player myself, I've always been more fascinated with powerful riffs than sweep picking, tapping and other tricks of the virtuoso trade. That's not to say I scoff at them by any means, because they can be quite effective when implemented where I see fit. But when a...
  3. TheSpokenWheel

    The worst heavy metal songs

    Exactly. A lot of the stuff requires you to be able to not take it super seriously. Stuff like ******** Corpse, GWAR, Venom, Mercyful Fate and most of the Norwegian black metal bands all should be taken with a grain of salt. Understand that part of it is theater, and that if you take it too...
  4. TheSpokenWheel

    The worst heavy metal songs

    To me, power metal is defined by the "soaring" vocals and guitar lines that seem to be all over the place, but never really go anywhere. I hear it, and I think "what was the point of that?". Sure, they're impressive musicians, but if your songwriting is aimless, then it just seems like a waste...
  5. TheSpokenWheel

    The worst heavy metal songs

    Disclaimer on that last post: I fully understand that people love and enjoy the bands and genres I just shat all over. I don't personally think less of those people for their preferences, and completely accept that plenty of people would find the particular bands and genres that I love to be...
  6. TheSpokenWheel

    The worst heavy metal songs

    Amon Amarth is in absolutely no way a Power Metal band. Amon Amarth is a Melodic Death Metal band. While Jaana's description of power/hero metal was not far off, I've never heard a power metal band with Norse lyrical themes. Power metal is pretty much all the same, and I can't listen to more...
  7. TheSpokenWheel

    Mia Malkova is the most boring porn star ever.

    Ass implants? For real?
  8. TheSpokenWheel

    Pic, when you f**k your GF

    Not all CoD players are loud, obnoxious 12 year olds Or someone who's too hip to use anything that more than 10 people care about anymore as a rule.
  9. TheSpokenWheel

    Leaves suck!

    Ftfy And I already took care of my leaves with the rake, and I live under 3-4 180+ year old maples.
  10. TheSpokenWheel

    Feel like being creeped out?

    No, he's a lawyer.
  11. TheSpokenWheel

    Best comedy since 2000

    I've only seen him in P&R and Zero Dark Thirty. Andy Dwyer ****** Bin Laden.
  12. TheSpokenWheel

    The Citizen Kane of video games.

    LA Noire was very innovative in a lot of different ways, but seemed to fly a little under the radar for a R* game. Gears of War cover system is still the best ever and it took "survival mode" to heights I don't think any other game has reached with Horde. The Fable series has added some fun, if...
  13. TheSpokenWheel

    Best comedy since 2000

    I'm watching parks & rec right now. I also just read that Chris Pratt (Andy) is in talks to star in the new Jurassic Park sequel.
  14. TheSpokenWheel

    Best comedy since 2000

    I heard somewhere he's delaying it because he wants to be able to take his time and not half-ass it. I think it's supposed to come out this spring. The one where he had to go see his *** was hilarious.
  15. TheSpokenWheel

    Any Of You Fellas Have A Mustache?

    Full beard.
  16. TheSpokenWheel

    "Tess" - glamour/nude model

    That's her! Thanks a lot!
  17. TheSpokenWheel

    Best comedy since 2000

    His show is also fantastic, just wish we didn't have to wait so long for season 4.
  18. TheSpokenWheel

    My tit vs my foot

    Also, why the hell do other people wanna know who I'd rather polish the pewter to? That's kind of creepy considering they're probably doing it themselves while reading the thread.
  19. TheSpokenWheel

    Best comedy since 2000

    Spaced technically missed the cut by about 3 months, so I'll say It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia and The Office.
  20. TheSpokenWheel

    "Tess" - glamour/nude model

    Can someone help me ID this girl? I've seen her pop up on on a few different glamour/nude models sites/blogs, and every time she's only called "Tess" - never a last name or alias. I did a quick search for her in the babes section, but didn't see anyone I recognized, so I figured one of you ID...
  21. TheSpokenWheel

    Little Girl in AT & T Commerical/Catalina Cruz

    This thread is weird, inappropriate, and methinks a little bit racist.
  22. TheSpokenWheel

    hi guys

    Hi Jaana. I like your poster.
  23. TheSpokenWheel

    What's Your Favorite Type Of Soda Pop?

    My ***** is 62% Mountain Dew.
  24. TheSpokenWheel

    Hi everyone !!!

    This is an interesting and welcome development. Welcome back to freeones. Does your return have anything to do with Roald finally leaving?
  25. TheSpokenWheel

    ♥♥♥ Roalds desk cleaning blowout bitches! ♥♥♥

    How long does it take to ship from the Netherlands to the US?
  26. TheSpokenWheel

    >>> Petra's new signature contest

    Petra told me that whoever makes me the best Rasputin signature gets to keep Roald's old chair cushion.
  27. TheSpokenWheel

    Greatest Ever TV Show?

    I've never seen Battlestar. Is it any good?
  28. TheSpokenWheel

    Greatest Ever TV Show?

    I went with Breaking Bad in the poll. It's not my favorite of all time, but for the sake of the poll actually serving a purpose..... I don't know if I can pick just one. There's so many that I love for different reasons from different genres. Seinfeld is the one that really sticks out.
  29. TheSpokenWheel

    ♥♥♥ Roalds desk cleaning blowout bitches! ♥♥♥

    Is it too late to have Roald sign the condoms?
  30. TheSpokenWheel

    ♥♥♥ Roalds desk cleaning blowout bitches! ♥♥♥

    Squally will be disappointed. He was really hoping it would be Lisa Ann. Also, I sent Anders my mailing address. I feel I've made a grave mistake.
  31. TheSpokenWheel

    >>> Petra's new signature contest

    You should make the background a strip of tickets. And Petra, you should have a contest to get people to make the poster formerly known as squallumz a Lisa Ann sig.
  32. TheSpokenWheel

    Tits or GTFO Roald Thread

    He didn't change yours to LickingDick though :(
  33. TheSpokenWheel

    what game are you playing right now?

    I'm playing AC: Black Flag, too. The new naval warfare options are a fucking blast. Wrecking a ship with chainshot and then swinging over and and putting the crew to the ***** is never gonna get old.
  34. TheSpokenWheel

    ♥♥♥ Roalds desk cleaning blowout bitches! ♥♥♥

    I'm gonna call them my "Step-Roald".
  35. TheSpokenWheel

    Tits or GTFO Roald Thread

    Don't be offended by the low bid, Miss H. He actually just needs a new pair of panties. This is for Roald - - - Updated - - - Don't be offended by the low bid, Miss H. He actually just needs a new pair of panties. This is for Roald
  36. TheSpokenWheel

    ♥♥♥ Roalds desk cleaning blowout bitches! ♥♥♥

    It's friendly sarcasm. Everyone likes Roald, so they're giving him a bunch of ****. No one really means it. Just kidding. Fuck you Roald, you piece of ****.
  37. TheSpokenWheel

    ♥♥♥ Roalds desk cleaning blowout bitches! ♥♥♥

    I think we should have a roast for Roald. Bob, do you know where we can rent tuxedos on the cheap?
  38. TheSpokenWheel

    ♥♥♥ Roalds desk cleaning blowout bitches! ♥♥♥

    Fuck it, put me down for 1000 on Lady of the rings and 750 on Private Chateau. Also, how do you ship to the US? Postal Service or FedEx/UPS?
  39. TheSpokenWheel

    ♥♥♥ Roalds desk cleaning blowout bitches! ♥♥♥

    Oh, and is "Lady of the Rings" DVD or Blu-Ray. The LOTR nerd in me is tempted.
  40. TheSpokenWheel

    ♥♥♥ Roalds desk cleaning blowout bitches! ♥♥♥

    I doubt Anders ever has any problems getting stuck in anything.
  41. TheSpokenWheel

    ♥♥♥ Roalds desk cleaning blowout bitches! ♥♥♥

    If we win an item, do we get to keep whatever else is stuck to it?
  42. TheSpokenWheel

    Is she too big for fuki fuki-bisnes?

    You're fucking high if you think I'm gonna click on either of those.
  43. TheSpokenWheel

    Is she too big for fuki fuki-bisnes?

    It's kind of weird to try and get your ****** into the industry, assari. That said. No, she's not too big. It seems like there's enough fetishes ou there that just about anyone could fit in somewhere. I'll pass though.
  44. TheSpokenWheel

    Former Bush Official: We Went Into Iraq Because 'We Were Looking For Somebody's Ass To Kick'

    Are you ove Benghazi yet? I see no difference between a few American soldiers dying in an embassy because Obama didn't bother sending reinforcements and thousand of American soldiers dying because the Bush administration wanted to "kick a little ass". The numbers are different, but the...
  45. TheSpokenWheel

    Best rack on TV now

    Lauren Cohan is a goddess as far as I'm concerned. And while I've never seen the show she's on, I vote for Kat Dennings.
  46. TheSpokenWheel

    What's Ya'll Favorite Music

    A a general rule, I don't listen to anything that might have "y'all" in the lyrics.
  47. TheSpokenWheel

    PAWG - Phat Ass White Girls

    Ashli Orion
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