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  1. gunslingingbird

    So about this freakin' FreeOnes T-shirt that I have supposedly won

    Don't forget webmaster@freeones.com. :thumbsup:
  2. gunslingingbird

    Skinny Girls, for all you chubby girl haters out there!!!!

    This is Adolf Eichmann's wet *****. :eeew:
  3. gunslingingbird

    So about this freakin' FreeOnes T-shirt that I have supposedly won

    Oh, so that's your signature I've been using? It took me a bit to learn it. :)
  4. gunslingingbird

    Dear Assari... Please answer!!!

    I just masturbated to this thread.
  5. gunslingingbird

    Ace Boobtoucher (parody)

    Damn, my sack did the turtle shell impression just from looking at that picture! :eek: I've been wondering the same thing since he joined 6 months ago. Looks like Candidate Number 5 to join my ignore list... Which one are you- wait a minute. I c wut u did thar.
  6. gunslingingbird

    An Etiquette Question... #2

    I really can't comment on this because 90% of the time I'm the one embarrassing the people I'm with by making racist comments. :o
  7. gunslingingbird

    The "Where are you from?" Thread

    I'm from here. Well, actually, I was born there, then lived over there for a bit, then I moved back there and stayed there for a while. Then I moved here, and I've been here ever since. :) :kettle: :tongue:
  8. gunslingingbird

    Young pornstars with bush

    Fuck you, troll. Quit fucking post count spamming.
  9. gunslingingbird

    Smashing Pumpkins in Barcelona

    I've posted my opinion of them on the board several times before. In case you don't remember, it goes a little something like this: when I was a teenager I was a HUGE SP fan. Maybe not as big as squally, but pretty big. When they got back together (that's a very loose term, as it was only Billy...
  10. gunslingingbird

    Roald changed his avatar

    Which one's Ronald? :confused: How about Ronald? ;) Hang on just moment. Of all people, YOU'RE the one complaining about someone objectifying women? :rofl2: :laugh: I'm afraid I'm unfamiliar with that particular work. Care to illustrate?
  11. gunslingingbird

    10 Sentences

    ^ Oh, crotch, I keep thinking you're Boldy! Great avatar to confuse me there. Jerk... :tongue:
  12. gunslingingbird

    Fur Coat made from Male Chest Hair

    ****, I could go in business supplying material! :cool:
  13. gunslingingbird

    AMA officially recognizes obesity as a disease.

    A **** and a blowjob. :)
  14. gunslingingbird

    Midsummers Eve.

    I'll probably, you know, ***** a ****, beat the bishop, take a ***. You know, the usual. :)
  15. gunslingingbird

    how long before...

    I don't date a woman unless she's willing to felch me after the first 5 minutes.
  16. gunslingingbird

    AMA officially recognizes obesity as a disease.

    Another gain for advocates of zero personal responsibility. "Oh, I know I'm fat, but it's not my fault. You see, if In-n-Out hadn't sold me all those ****** style 4x4s over the years right now I'd look like Schwarzenegger in his prime. They're the ones who caused this disease I have. I'm sick."...
  17. gunslingingbird

    Count to 15 Before a Mod posts

    I love the collective ADD we have. We can't even stay on topic one post. :D
  18. gunslingingbird

    Make up some funny porn flick titles that are a play on mainstream film titles.

    Clit Encounters of the Third Time Remember the Gangbangs Analize This! Analyze Snatch! When Harry Boned Sally Buttman Begins X-Men: First Ass
  19. gunslingingbird

    Count to 15 Before a Mod posts

    Donkey scrotum in saran wrap
  20. gunslingingbird

    Asshole Board Trolls - OCSMs check this out!

    Yeah, no. Starting a thread like this is just a bad idea, and bad form. The OCSM protection act defends OCSMs who don't incite attacks. If they're flaming and insulting others first there's nothing that protects them from retaliation.
  21. gunslingingbird

    Make up some funny porn flick titles that are a play on mainstream film titles.

    The DaVinci Chode Tango & Gash Wet Dreams May Cum Stardick Troopers Godjizzlla
  22. gunslingingbird

    Hey, buddy! Just thought I'd bring these to your attention...

    Hey, buddy! Just thought I'd bring these to your attention: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?706964-mariusenike-(temporary-ban) http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?703668-mariusenike-(temporary-ban) ;)
  23. gunslingingbird

    Gianna Michaels lost some weight...

    Meh, not my cup of tea. I wouldn't kick her out of bed or anything, I just don't think she's that attractive.
  24. gunslingingbird

    Quick question

    Because they're flashers. ;)
  25. gunslingingbird

    Make up some funny porn flick titles that are a play on mainstream film titles.

    Hmm... I've noticed you have a particular penchant for the all-male titles. Are you trying to tell us something? Should you maybe start wandering over to anther section of the board, perhaps? One that's just above Members Only? :tongue:
  26. gunslingingbird

    Petition to change Lurking Dirk's name

    I think he should change his legal name to The Masked Ass Fister. :yesyes:
  27. gunslingingbird

    Canada

    Well, if you were going to Vancouver I'd HIGHLY recommend the Vancouver Alpen Club. Since you're not, though, I'll refrain from suggesting anything. Actually, I lied. Take a trip to Windsor and have some Hennessy with STDiva. ;) Jesus fucking dogshit, are you really THAT fucking stupid that...
  28. gunslingingbird

    Make up some funny porn flick titles that are a play on mainstream film titles.

    The Seven Dwarves in Snow White Dirty and Hairy Glory(hole) ******** Around in Seattle Fuck the Line Night of the Giving Head The Hills Have Ass
  29. gunslingingbird

    Petition to change Lurking Dirk's name

    Sir Dirk-a-lot
  30. gunslingingbird

    Petition to change Lurking Dirk's name

    Dirka! Dirka! Dirka! Muhammad! Jihad!
  31. gunslingingbird

    Petition to change Lurking Dirk's name

    We do? I mean, yes, we do. I guess. :dunno:
  32. gunslingingbird

    This week I'm Banging Marcia Gay Harden!

    Bones, I miss ya, man. I wanna have your babies. I hope all is well wherever you are. Same goes for Becks, hedonis, :boobies:+:banger:, calpoon, and the other departed former denizens of Freeones. :******:
  33. gunslingingbird

    Work's been really busy lately. Between that, Masonry, and interpretation I've been almost...

    Work's been really busy lately. Between that, Masonry, and interpretation I've been almost completely occupied for quite a while. I took the written part of the California state interpretation certification test today. I got a 96% on it. Now I have the oral part (the HARD part) at the end of...
  34. gunslingingbird

    What makes a man attractive?

    Not being me. :( Obviously you've never seen him on Friday night.
  35. gunslingingbird

    Benny Hill

    I clicked on this thread thinking it was about Benny Hinn. :1orglaugh
  36. gunslingingbird

    Make up some funny porn flick titles that are a play on mainstream film titles.

    Star Whores Fahrenheit 69 Napoleon Dongamite Booty and the ***** Young Cunt Tree, Four Old Men A Fistful for Dollars Young Cunts My Left Nut RoboCock Cumming on America
  37. gunslingingbird

    It's 09:29 according to my computer's clock.

    It's 03:45 here. I just got back from watching the new Superman movie. Oh, and I also had a **** since I got home.
  38. gunslingingbird

    Hi! :wave: I haven't really kept tabs on you lately. How's things in Brianaland?

    Hi! :wave: I haven't really kept tabs on you lately. How's things in Brianaland?
  39. gunslingingbird

    Please ID this Indian/Pakistani/Middle Eastern Babe

    That link leads to a forbidden site. Try posting a screenshot instead.
  40. gunslingingbird

    My Special Summer

    Alright, how many **** did you swindle out of their lunch money?
  41. gunslingingbird

    A challenge

    :drool2:
  42. gunslingingbird

    A challenge

    My favorite salad recipe: 1. Go to Costco and get a large bag of mixed greens salad. 2. When you get home (it's important you do this step then, as the Costco security personnel might be a tad flustered if you combined it with step 1), cut the bag open and put some in a bowl. 3. Slather it in...
  43. gunslingingbird

    My Special Summer

    You're getting your wisdom teeth pulled?!? :surprise: Fuck! That! ****! When I was in high school and my dentist recommended I consider seeing an orthodontist and getting mine pulled I told him I'd rather have my ass removed than get my wisdom teeth pulled. Anyways, believe it or not, I don't...
  44. gunslingingbird

    Tired of life? Try the rollercoaster!

    By all means, please follow your own advice. At least it would rid us of your post count spamming. :suicide:
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