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Stanley Cup gets my vote. It's been said that in hockey, they play 2 seasons, the regular season and then the playoffs. Not only is the regular season hard enough, but the really ******, physically punishing hockey comes during the playoffs. The team that wins 16 games in the playoffs has gone...

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Iced tea as usual

in this country anyways?

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They're on the wrong path :(

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Ah a George Carlin quote huh? OK here's the one I would use: "Right, I know....I know!!! Well what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna have my testicles laminated!"

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I don't care! The only thing I would say, other than "Ow, my pancreas" is "Thank you Ma'am, may I have another?!"

I've never heard of you until I read your comment on my "sucks being a man" thread, and for that I'm ashamed :( However, you are rather.....what's the word......HOT!!!!! :clap:

Hey bud! Just lurking here for a few. How's things over your way?

I have a little poison ivy on my arms, not much but just enough to annoy the fuck out of me. Poison ivy is the asshole of the plant world.

I'm not picky. I'd ***** with all 4 of them, and they could do whatever they wanted to me. I'd lay back and enjoy every single second of it, albeit in pain from them ******* me, but it would so be worth it!

When I was in school, we had pop(soda) machines in the cafeteria, pizza on Mondays, hot dogs, hoagies, and Chick-Fil-A on Wed-Fridays. We ate well in high school. The education sucked at my school, but the point is we ate.

Schools are more concerned about what the **** eat rather than what they learn? No wonder American education sucks.

This happened in my neighborhood and it's even more proof that the government and the police are totally fucked up. What possible harm was that ****** causing? The woman is dying and is now suffering even more since the monkey was stolen by the cops and game commission...

Re: Meet the neighbours! Spectacular image shows 50,000 galaxies in the nearby univer I'll guarantee you that every single one of them has more intelligent life forms than there are on this planet.

Re: Custer's Last Standard: Bloodstained and bullet-ridden flag set to fetch $5millio I agree with you 100%. To quote Indiana Jones: It belongs in a museum!! :mad:

Hey $10 on ebay for that DVD :D

Re: Who are we? How just 13% of America's high school students know their U.S. histor Carlos Mencia had a good part on Asian education: Asian parent: Today is the first day of school. It's the most important day of your life. If you get anything less than an A, I **** YOU!

Speaking from heart I have to say: Who gives a fuck? :dunno:

I too wonder where the word tribbing came from. Scissoring is the more appropriate term IMO. As for jilling, I guess its just to make women's masturbation sound proper and for them not to get pissed off at us men. For us it's called "jacking off", but women really can't use a male term, so...

Re: Who are we? How just 13% of America's high school students know their U.S. histor My late ****** loved American history and I took after her when I was a ***. To this day I still love reading and watching history documentaries. I've been to Civil War battlefields, French and Indian War...

I think I can spend more time here now. There's a lot of **** going on here and in my life, but I think I can spend the same amount of time here again as in the past. Another big reason is just the level of intelligence from some of the posters here. It's the same thread over and over again...

That just made my day. :1orglaugh She did fuck a guy on film one time.

I'm currently at the 3rd stage :facepalm:

It's all a lie bud! Don't fall into the trap! :facepalm:

Turner's iced tea....the only thing I ***** besides water and the occasional ****.

You know what I realized? In the 8 years I've been a member here, I haven't been ****** once...not once....ever....for anything! What do I win?

Ahem..........I think this is what you're looking for :D

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Hanna was fucking awesome! The soundtrack was fantastic!

I'm usually picky on what movies I watch, but Napoleon Dynamite is 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back. Worst movie I've ever seen. Ever.

The sound of silence...not the song. I have a headache and music wouldn't help it.

The only thing I'd sell my soul for, assuming there is such a thing as a soul, is just to have 5 more minutes with my ***. It's been 10 years since she died, and not a day goes by that I wouldn't give anything to talk to her one more time. :(

"No war on homelessness is there. Do you know why? There's no money to be made from the homeless." - George Carlin Hold on there just a minute. Hitler did the exact opposite to the homeless. When he came to power, he was the one that brought Germany out of a depression and created jobs for the...

I wouldn't fuck Jenna Jameson even if I had to.

Re: Online poker sites just got indicted... hope you guys dont have any $$$ in your a The same could be asked about why the government is so fucking daft on ********* and prostitution. ********* is harmless and it's a known effective painkiller, but instead of taxing the **** out of it, they...

Re: Favorite Gothic/Emo Pornstars? 1 person besides me likes Dawn Avril? I am disappoint. :facepalm:

How about she should watch where she steps? That works from what I hear, but then again, some people are too fucking stupid to know how watching where you step works.

Speaking of countries that are cruel, how about the good old USA? We damn near wiped out the Indians for no good reason. You really can't say we did that much to Russia after WWII. Both sides basically had a shouting match for 50 years. Reviled was the wrong word to use on my part. Respect is...

^This As I've said, I love my country but **** the government. As Winston Churchill said: "Democracy is the worst form of government except for all those others that have been tried."

Um, didn't Hitler do something similar? He was cruel to his enemies, raised Germany from ashes into a thriving country, but unlike Vlad, Hitler fought a war he couldn't win and is reviled by many today. I ran out of time before I could post that earlier.

Fixed that for you :D

Plus he's the basis for the coolest vampire ever.....Dracula.

To me, the biggest thing that's missing is the lack of proper English in the very first line in the Preamble: "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union..." In order to form a "more perfect union..." MORE perfect To quote Robert Wuhl: "There's no such thing...

Who said Golf is a sport? Wrestling is fake as far as the storylines go and can you smell what the Rock is cookin'?

A Lemon party at the Blue Oyster you mean right? :D

Better believe it. There's always been at least 2 unsecured wireless connections around my apartment building and I haven't paid for internet for almost 3 years.