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You don´t need access to the internet to make a gif image. You can make it in an image editing program. GIMP for example is a free program that should work just fine.

Can´t you just make a gif image with text that blinks? That´s usually how blinking text on websites are made.

What? 24fps is the most common framerate in the history of moving pictures. Most movies are, and have been for almost a hundred years, shot at 24fps, and nowadays most tv-shows are also shot at 24fps.

So, how long is this award show? 300 hours? There´s a completely ridiculous amount of categories. I guess they wanna make sure that every single person who´s involved in the porn industry in any way win some sort of award.

Nooooooo, this thread is hilarious. Grown men who argue about who should win a fucking popularity contest. Seriously, who the fuck gives a shit?

She´s a slovakian pornchick who´s been retired for seven years. There´s quite a few hilarious (or incredibly creepy, depending on how you look at it) threads from this guy where he´s presenting all sorts of insane plans how to get her to do porn again.

No.

Pain & Gain. The worst movie Michael Bay has ever made, and that´s saying something since every movie he´s made has zero substance and looks like a damn car commercial (well, maybe with the exception of The Island which i actually think is a good movie, despite the glossy car commercial look).

Re: Aaliyah Love She fucks a guy for a free promo code? Times really must be hard in pornoland if that´s how pornchicks are paid nowadays.

You know, Adolf Hitler loved dogs, and still poeple were calling him mean names and were generally rude towards him for some reason. How incredibly unfair of them.

If you with "we" mean people with the same opinions as you, then "we" most certainly aren´t good people. What "we" are then, are racist pieces of shit with the IQ of a golfball.

Then they should start making movies where the only plot is that some fat guy sits in his mommy´s basement and jerks off in front of a computer screen.

Okuribito (Departures)

Marilyn Chambers did a good job in David Crononberg´s Rabid. Ashlyn Gere wasn´t terrible in the episode of The X Files she was in. Traci Lords have done lots of crappy b-movies (i did like Cry Baby though). Katie Morgan was pretty good in Zack & Miri Make a Porno. Michelle Wild apparently had a...

Chthonic make some pretty damn great music. Oh, and those who have shitty taste in music can always turn off the sound and stare at Doris Yeh instead.

But what if a computer goes insane, and starts killing people in space? Who´s responsible then? "HAL: Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."

World War Z. A zombie movie without any gore, fuck that, that´s like listening to a newborn christian black metal band.

That is the law, yes, but there´s an exception in the case of Traci Lords. For some reason are her movies still available to this day in Sweden. I´m obviously not gonna put up a link to prove it, but i can show you the tv-schedule of what was shown on Filmnet 1 in 1997...

Sorry, i got this wrong. It should be that it´s the legal age to view porn that´s 15 in Sweden. But it is also a fact that the swedish video company Max´s (the biggest video distributor for porn in Sweden at the time) released a compilation tape of Traci Lords in the 90´s, including scenes where...

Fun facts for you all: In Sweden it´s legal for 15 year olds to do porn, so for example movies with "the best known porn actress from the 80´s who´s name cannot be mentioned on this forum" are still sold in Sweden. The (pretty much non-existant) porn industry in Sweden have set the age for doing...

Why would people even take the risk of getting their whole computer full of viruses by illegaly dowloading videos when they can join a paysite for 5 to 15 bucks? If they´re so fucking cheap then they deserve to get their harddrives full of viruses and trojans.

Well, i was 20 years ago, or so. For some reason i´ve had the chorus from C.O.T.L.O.D. stuck in my head for about a week (i have no idea why because it must have been something like two years since i last listened to the The Legacy album), so i just set it as a title for the wallpaper as i...

"Buttonholes too large" :rofl2:

A wallpaper. Briana Lee - Tomb Raider

I was in the 8th grade in school, and played lots and lots of games on my Commodore 64. This was also the year when i started listening to extreme metal, earlier i had mostly listened to mainstream metal/hard rock bands like Kiss, Iron Maiden and Mötley Crüe.

You should be careful with saying things like that. The next thing you know some obsessed psycho shows up at your front door with a bottle of chloroform and a skinning knife.

I did my first blog posting yesterday. It´s just some stuff i´ve made, like banners and a wallpaper. http://board.freeones.com/blog.php?17652-Patrick_S

I´m still suspicious.

Jesus fucking christ. This shit again. Leave her the fuck alone, she retired seven fucking years ago. What the hell is wrong with you?

"To know death, Otto, you have to fuck life in the gall bladder." - Udo Kier in Flesh For Frankenstein

"I think you´re all fucked in the head."

Anna Ventura

Tori Black is the only one i can think of that has that typical mainstream model look.

I fucking knew it!!! The Dictators were right all along. This is what they had to say about the music climate in the mid 70s (taken from the booklet in the CD version of their Bloodbrothers album): "The Stones and The Who were still around but the best American music was being made and...

If you think that is the sickest porn image ever then you obviously haven´t watched much german porn.

I checked, and in the About tab they actually call the 720p videos 720p. It´s under the Download button that they call 720p videos 1080p.

Yes, their newest scenes are in 1080p (but it´s of course impossible to know which ones actually are 1080p until after you have downloaded them since they lie and call all of their 720p scenes 1080p too).

Re: assari's horror corner

I´m disappointed. The thread title led me to believe that he was upset because they let male pornstars be in the competition. That would be totally awesome, by the way. It would be the funniest thing ever if Ron Jeremy came here and started spamming the board with nude pictures of himself to get...