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Hey, thanks for the add.

His mom's going to be pissed he's screwing the fruit again.

Be cool if there was an actual message encoded in that.

Still not as scarring when I saw a man give his daughter a lap dance for her 30th birthday.

Thankfully there was no hair on the chest.

Be sure to store in a cool dry place before vaginal insertion.

Those guys got a medal for trying their very best.

Coffee's a little nutty.

Best Buddah ever.

Looks like left over from a horror movie. Was that the basis for the zombie baby from Dead Alive?

lol picture was so worth any clean up.

I tried that. When I came back all that was there was my car seat with my sweaty ass print still on it. Car was long gone.

When I die, I want them to prepare my body.

Hey kids, get taught piano by a guy dressed as a scary ghost.

Its one of them teaching hospitals that can't afford real doctors.

If you speed you will be shot at.

Sad thing is, that guy is probably 40 and still gets in trouble for wanting head.

Secret is out.

Coffee sucks.

That sign makes me want McDonalds more than any of their other advertising combined.

What? I thought women secretly ran the world already.

Now that's something who knows how to set up a display!

Looks like a good seller.

I had no idea poop could come in white. Is San Fran food that bad?

Awesome move.

I hate it when I do that.

lol

I'm more than jealous, I worship that cat.

At least the car isn't covered in snow anymore.

Fook you dolphin!!!!

I like the underboob.

Unwarned danger ahead.

I like a truthful bum. I'd give him a nickel.

lol nice.

So wait, this guy gives such awesome rim jobs you are transported on to the set of Magnum P.I.?

That family is strange....um...really wtf is going on here?

Liquor table is all set up and with every shot she loses a couple pounds.

After having his dick dunked in molten lava I'm surprised it still worked...and if the Emperor rebuilt it...that's freaky.

I'd run from Leo, but secretly I'd want to run into his arms and have him hold me.

I think the word funny is confusing this person.

So true.

This is why the 80s were amazing.

That extra box of porn was just too much for the old girl.

I have the sudden urge to give that man a dollar.

They are mesmerizing.

Epic Win.

I'll take the huge hairy bush if she'll only shave those pits. That's my compromise. Or braid the bush, that would be cool to see.

Saw that supposedly private threesome they filmed last night is posted with a million hits already.

vomit

Wtf is up with that cod piece? Is she afraid of cocks or wants to destroy pussy?