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Nuts, creepy, a bit too obsessed, probably has the mental capabilities of a 14 or 15 year old kid... I think all of these apply...

It is possible to become friends with an adult actress, JCMSVOBODA is a good example of that (he has contact with an adult actress named Farrah), but it doesn't happen too often & I personally believe that it's best to let the actress initiate the private contact & not look for ways to contact...

You can see from a mile (well, 10 miles) away that these are as fake as fake can be...

If women the way you see them (pacifist, non-agressive, etc) ran the world, the human race would be extinct by now. Let's look at nature... All of the male primates (that I know of) fight & so do most mammals where males are dominant. Why? Because winning a battle means that the winner is...

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Great, I'll bring a Bible, a Talmud, a copy of the vedas & a copy of the Bhagavad Gita, so we can start a nice bonfire. Can someone else please bring the marhmallows?

Welcome ladies! (& is Petra on vacation?)

Does a website dedicated to (more or less) hot babes have room enough for surgically 'enhanced' breastmonsters? (I wanted to say circus freaks, but I was afraid it wasn't obvious enough I was talking about women with fake tits...) I'd say no, but they're still on the site & trannies are no...

Yes I have (Turkey & Egypt) & yes I will (leaving the 17th of september & going to Egypt again (although I'll also visit Jerusalem & Petra (woohoo, I finally get to meet Petra!!!) ).

1st post : 16:50 (4:50 pm) 2nd post : 21:21 (9:21 pm) 3rd post : 21:26 (9:26 pm) 4th post : 21:29 (9:29 pm) I doubt the staff is asleep or drunk at any of those times... (although there's a small possibility I'm wrong about them being drunk at those times...)

Every time I think of female country stars I think of Dolly Parton... Every time I think of female pop stars I think of Britney Spears... I wouldn't describe either as sexy... Anyway, I tried not to think about these two & merely looked at the picters. Each of the pictures has 2 sexy girls...

I know I'm a bit early, but congratz Greg Centauro! :glugglug:

Whoa, you bumped an old thread vodka! I don't even remember what I was supposed to explain & why... :o

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I got the 'descriptions' from wetandpuffy.com & I have to admit I'm not sure if they're generally accepted ways to describe these types of pussy (actually, different sizes of labia minora) or not. Anyway, what's your favorite pussy? Puffy peach (cameltoe) Juicy Cherry Big taco

I like... 0-4 & 8 I don't like 5-upwards (except 8). Since I had to choose I chose 2, althrough it really depends on the girl...

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/08/15/tila.tequila.attacked/index.html?hpt=T2#fbid=mTlAtFEBScR&wom=false I don't understand Tila for showing her breasts to people throwing stuff at her, but I don't understand juggalos either... A girl who might actually fit through a...

Re: How many new fetishes have you picked up since signing up on free ones? 0... I already had quite a few fetishes before I joined this site & I really don't need any more of them...

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Re: I Am The Real Miko Sinz Hellllllo!!! Welcome!

Cthulhu does Dallas No man's land - Cthulhu edition 1 I Screwed Cthulhu's Wild Mom Cthulhu gets off alone Cthulhus do it too & last but not least hard core Cthulhus

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(Nearly) all of them... Almost none of them are original & those companies who are original usually produce movies that make you wonder if you're watching porn or a comedy. The only 2 exceptions to this rule are Andrew Blake (don't remember what his studio is called, but his movies usually...

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I think I just wasted a minute...

EBI sucks these days, at least compared to thenude.eu / whichpornstar.co.uk & Freeones... You can't edit anything or even ask an admin/member of the EBI crew to edit a listed girl's page.

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ctrl V = Nothing... I just turned my computer on & haven't copied anything yet....

For Gothmog!

The most common theories are: Maiar Maiar are affected by the ring, just like mortal beings & Tom Bombadil isn't. Valar The first Vala(r) to enter Arda from outside was Melkor, but Tom Bombadil already saw the night sky before the Dark Lord came from the outside. Eru Iluvatar

DAMN! Too late! She's already married... BTW, does anyone know if Bill Gates has a legal or soon to be legal daughter who isn't married or engaged yet?

Wizards (including Sauron) & balrogs (& maybe even Tom Bombadil, although JRR Tolkien never confirmed it) are maiar. Anyway, I think I'd choose to be a dwarf.

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I think he got 19 months for not having his real ID on him, being drunk in public, being drunk while he's still underage, resisting arrest AND for stealing... If he had apologised, willingly given the doll back & promised to pay for the expenses ASAP, he might have gotten off with some...

I wish Steven Tyler's daughter went into porn, but I guess that'll never happen... :(

Cherry pie

I agree.... I'm afraid of becoming a drooling guy who wets his own pants & isn't even aware of it. Please let me die before that happens.

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Sauna Ice cream or slush

Congratz to the winners!

Damn, I guess I'll have to move to Hawaii within 7 days....

The game is rather simple. You post a famous quote or you quote a famous person & the next poster says he either agrees or disagrees with said quote, after which he posts another quote. Since it's so simple, I hope it'll survive for more than 2 pages... so... poster 1 quotes... Poster 2...

Even though I didn't apply last time, I'd apply this time, but I live in the wrong time zone. (there's no need to apply if I already know I won't be picked) Anyway, good luck to the contestants! :thumbsup:

:dunno: I rarely watch b/g videos, that's why I merely glanced your site.

The following questions are for Shimmy2 the site owner & not for Shimmy2 the (former?) adult performer. 1. Do you pay the girls cash or by bank transfer? 2. Assuming you book girls through model agencies, how much of the money goes to the agency & how much of the money do the girls get? (in %)...

I wonder when they'll make an ALF parody... A hairy guy with a strap on as a nose, who tries to 'eat' the catgirl, fucks the daughter & mother of the house whenever dad's at work & the son... well, he's in college so he's simply not around....

Good luck! (& hopefully the doctors are wrong)...

I finally agree with him (probably the first time ever) & he gets banned...

Having only read the first 9 posts of this thread, I'm going to try & explain a few things to lonilover. 1. Girls have always had less problems experimenting with other girls that men have had with other men (aka, girls are often bisexual, even though they may have a slight preference for men...

??? it's just the search results (UK, region scotland, erotic) for modelmayhem...