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I've always had a mammoth boner for Jessica Alba and her ass. But I've been watching Lost which aired back in 2004+, and I'm now convinced that, all things being equal, Evangeline Lilly has a better, more feminine ass than Jessica. I know it was 15 years ago, but I'm old so shove it up....never...

I read this and laughed my ass off. What took so long? She was a sex symbol when Gramma Hopkins was still wearin' her bloomers. What...did her copyright expire? Is she in the ARCHIVES yet? *EDITOR'S NOTE* My bad. I see this thread was started back in 1973. I apologize.:confused:

The only way Biden can win is to promise a Marlin 30-30 in every pot, chawin' terbacky in every CHRISTmas stockin', and an end to this whole lockdown crud...after all, it's only killin' old folks and queers with AIDS.

It ain't over. It ain't gettin' over yet. And it ain't overstated, neither: STORY 1 STORY 2 STORY 3

Went to the market today. They were out of Spam. SPAM. What is this??? World War 3???

I moved to this country as a kid. Moved to Michigan. They were still talking about him back then within the Lions organization. Really a coaching legend. And a steakhouse owner! RIP Don.

Google Chrome keeps freezing up, because it doesn't interface with shitty Windows10 worth a damn. Windows 10 sucks my dead grandmother's ass, and should be burned in Hell along with Hitler's jockey shorts. Fuck you, Microsoft. You can lick my sugary nutsack using your wife's ass-licking tongue...

Thanks for all the great posts, but if I read the OP's original post, they wanted a PORN STAR with a beautiful face, For that I gotta go with Apolonia Lapeidra.

First off, I HATE those online newspapers that either insist you pay for a membership, or coerce you to kill your ad-blocker. I understand the income issue, but it's not my fault print media is so unpopular nowadays... Second, how come in threads like these, by the time you're on the third page...

Okay....tell me again...who are the new mods? I need to know who I should start berating immediately. Time is farging money.

Looks a lot like Lucy Doll to me....

LINK DEAD. ☠☠

NEW MUTATIONS....possible mysterious OFFSHOOTS of the disease...these are recent stories. Look...the scientists are doing all they can. The HCWs are doing all they can. Listen to your conscience. And think about what you would do that is best, not just for you, but for the world at large. That's...

...and I want THIS CHICK to give me a coronavirus physical....Hey, doc...I think I may have it on my wang.

COVID-19...Floods...Tornadoes...Droughts...now THIS. Mother Nature is pissed, and she's kicking our asses, and we deserve it.

Never heard of her before. Very exotic. Thanks for resurrecting. :angel1:

They should send them all protesturs back ta Africa.

I don't know if anyone else mentioned this--probably did--but she's done a little escorting as well. Doubt that I'm allowed to link a site, so you'll all have to check it for yourself. I don't know what she's willing to do as an escort, but here's a picture:

A nice laugh before beddie-bye.

We're all going to hell now.

I remember seeing Carlin do this bit live a ways back. Really puts this virus situation in perspective.

I'm only posting THIS LINK because I want to see what you reporters will say.

This popped into my head a while ago for no discernible reason. It's one of those oldies that everybody has heard, but nobody knows who recorded it.

IS THIS going to be the trend? With uncertainty over next season looming over every college player's head, what are the chances that declaring early becomes the prevalent option? Ayayi is now the second player on his team to do so, with Corey Kispert going before.

Brad Pitt cold opens SNL as Dr. Fauci:

Going back a bit in time again, bingeing Lost. In the middle of Season 1.

Ten years ago on this thread somebody mentioned her cum-swallowing admission on Stern. Here it is:

If you add Gronk's age and Tom's age, it'd be more than the next four oldest players on the team plus the coach. ♿♿

You're gonna cry. Don't worry...you're still a wimp even if you don't. How did Penn NOT win an Oscar with this? I'll leave that up to debate..... A

Ironic? Suing a governor because she's trying to keep everybody healthy. 🤷‍♂️

He'd be good. But if Cosell was still alive, he'd be better.