Vanilla Bear

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  Mr_Stiffy

• Sep 14, 2013

"Nowhere you've heard of" basically. Birmingham is the nearest real city. I was born there actually, same hospital as Cat Deeley, LOL.

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  Mr_Stiffy

• Sep 14, 2013

Nah. I did live there for 5 1/2 years though. That's North West. I'm in the hellish Midlands.

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  Mr_Stiffy

• Sep 14, 2013

You hadn't. The middle. Not that dissimilar from Middle-Earth.

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  Mr_Stiffy

• Sep 14, 2013

I've been seeing her for about two years. More, I probably shouldn't say.

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  Mr_Stiffy

• Sep 14, 2013

It was my fault she was sticky. Well, that in turn was her fault. To be fair, I say "my ******" but she doesn't charge me any more.

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  Mr_Stiffy

• Sep 14, 2013

Always good to make someone laugh. My ****** laughed a lot yesterday. She was sticky.

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  Bonezstorm

• Sep 10, 2013

Man sieht genug um mich spitz zu machen

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  Bonezstorm

• Sep 10, 2013

Ja ich hab Bilder aber ne lahme Leitung. Aber hier müssteste auch fündig werden

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  Bonezstorm

• Sep 10, 2013

Hm Akzent soso.
Also darf ich nach ihr googeln, ja?
Was sagste denn zu der nackten Geiley-Miley?

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  Bonezstorm

• Sep 10, 2013

Wer auch immer das ist
Hat aber noch zuviel an

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  BCT

• Sep 10, 2013

I need to stop by more often to say hey. I'm sorry I haven't.

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  BCT

• Sep 10, 2013

I sure do.

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  BCT

• Sep 9, 2013

Funny black ass comment haha

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  Mr_Stiffy

• Sep 5, 2013

Well, she did use the phrase "why weren't we doing this 20 minutes ago" when I was doing (ahem) something to her. Then changed that to "Fuck, why weren't we doing this 30 minutes ago." :1orglaugh Hmm, who would have you heard of that I've "met".... Black Angelika?

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  sean miguel

• Sep 5, 2013

thank you kind sir :hatsoff:

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  Mr_Stiffy

• Sep 5, 2013

You'd be surprised how easily you fill your time with pleasantries, photos, cleaning up and more chat. I actually had to say "I really should go" because she kept chatting and I'd kept her longer than I should have for the fee. But honestly, that was her fault. Loveliest lady I've ever "worked with."

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  Mr_Stiffy

• Sep 5, 2013

£600 an hour. Not so much "good" as "best time ever."

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  Mr_Stiffy

• Sep 5, 2013

It was Jill Kelly. And how it happened was : I paid her. :wallet:

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  Mr_Stiffy

• Sep 5, 2013

Well, technically am a MILF hunter as I fucked a 42 year old very recently. But in my defence, that was an AVN Hall of Famer.

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  Mr_Stiffy

• Sep 5, 2013

Had I been born "Stifler" I wouldn't admit it. Although we have some things in common. No, drinking "pale ale" is not one of them. Well, apart from ACTUAL pale ale. :****: