Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

I'm not throwing out hyperbole here. I really would. It would be very irresponsible to tell me vital state secrets because I would tell them to less attractive women than her if they would have sex with me.
 
If the government knows that the people working for them are going to be approached by attractive foreign agents who will have sex with them for information then they should provide attractive people to their workers so that they would not be so desperate for the attractive foreign agents.
 
It must be a consideration among the people who are administering these operations of attractive women extracting valuable information from men through sex to keep the attractiveness of the agent within a reasonable distance of the target. If the agent is so ridiculously out of a person's league that would certainly raise suspicions. At the same time, they would still need to be attractive enough that the person would be open to them. It's a delicate balance.
 
Yeah .. this reminds me of a stairwell in the industrial building where I used to work. There was a sign as you started down the double-staircase, regarding NOT texting on your smart phone. Jokingly saying by not doing so, you are smarter than a phone!

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I did something this morning which would have appeared out of character for me and I can see a surface level reason for why I did it. It is only after my mind is altered by chemicals however, that I see a deeper reason which sober self had not recognized.
 
I'm moving this one a different thread. Nobody cares. That was my internal I can't spell the m word. This is embarassing. The ***** are powerful.
 
Thinking "I am sure one of my many untreated mental illnesses will be improved by a gin & tonic and hooker" for much of my adult life has not served me well.
 
I'm hoping to contribute in a meaningful way...I had a serious case of the hershey squirts today, and while that type sh1t leaves you with a burning itchy balloon knot..I have noticed that it does actually clean up easier..because its mostly a liquid.
 
Ha, ha - I've seen that one before. I tried to find it on my HD, but no luck. Maybe it was before I started posting to this thead, so I didn't save it? I did see this one, though. The opposite of Yak's!

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