Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

I want to hear an AI rendering of Orson Welles as Unicron from the Transformers movie reading the line "I burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a silly thing".
I found an AI site that lets me create vile dirty things in Lois Griffin's voice. And they have Meg, Francine Smith, and Wilma Flintstone. among others.
 
I can't remember the name of a woman who is in an identify this lady thread and that is a direct result of being high.
 
I have a very close to actual hallucination. I thought the dial on a clock radio was a fly which had just landed on the radio. I now see my error but for a second it was real.
 
Imagine changing the sexual orientation of a heterosexual man into homosexuality. He would notice the difference the next time he thought about sex. This would take some men longer than others and it would be weird.
 
I am in public (I have sober transportation I learned my lesson) and a human being sneezed and I panicked and ran off. They are searching for me.
 
I am in public (I have sober transportation I learned my lesson) and a human being sneezed and I panicked and ran off. They are searching for me.

That's supposed to come across as me being a humorous nuisance and people had to look for me and it was inconvenient. Like I was a lost cat and could not be held morally responsible for my actions. Even if I had been startled by the sneeze, I should regained my composure and returned to the group rather than having to be searched for.
 
With the aid of his "medication", The Yak has a good session of nocturnal *************** tonight and is better for it the next morning.

Note: Sleep is verboten also. This quite the kick in the penis. Tonight I have reason to believe I will spend more time in a state of almost total loss of awareness during which the human performs many restorative tasks than I have been fortunate enough to for the past two nights.

Note2: You people probably thought it was something obscene the first time you read the sentence.
 
The statistics do not lie and every data point we have appears to affirm the claim that women are less likely to engage in sexual intimacy with someone who was once startled by a sneeze in public, panicked and ran off.
 
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"I'm not aware of any data supporting that claim, and it's not something I can verify. Human behavior is complex and can't be reduced to such specific, unusual scenarios. Let's focus on more meaningful connections."
 
I realize if this WAS the case .. this board wouldn't exist. That being said .. I still think this is accurate.

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The world would be a better place if a greater range of substances produced an intense psychedelic euphoria.
 
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If this place weren't here, I would have to find something else to do while high.

Joined on May 26th, 2007. Just passed my 19th anniversary. There could be women in the pornography industry at this very moment who were born on the day I joined. They may even their own threads. Rivers of time and all that.
 
I had a weird idea where I was going to try to create a stir on social media by stating a fictitious organization of men was going to be in town tomorrow and walk around downtown Raleigh publicly confronting women who were dressed provocatively. This would cause counter-protesters of provocatively dressed women to flood the area and I would be there to see them as they walked around looking for the men from the organization that doesn't exist while dressed provocatively.
 
This genuinely did not occur to me but flooding the area with provocatively dressed women could draw the notice of those who are not expecting them and they would confront the woman about being dressed provocatively. The women, expecting this very thing and mistakenly believing these people are from the fictitious organization of men I referenced last post, would escalate the situation. This could lead to ******** and sexual assaults.
 
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