Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

I wonder why we're the people who are still here. Like why us specifically? We may never know.
 
I may have caused a plumbing issue at a local business today. I have no particular reason to believe that has happened but it might based on something which I did through negligence. I do not think it can be traced back to me. It may not have even happened. Yet. Or ever.
 
Mmmm.
 

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Earlier in this thread I discuss inserting a stranger's shoe into my anus at a public swimming pool. I could not tell you the last time I was actually at a public swimming pool.
 
If the entirety of the written words on this forum were to be fed into an AI and we received its observations, I think this thread would be viewed favorably.
 
I am fairly certain, as I sit here pondering this notion while high, I have not had a bowel movement in a public restroom in my adult life. All of my bowel movements have been either at home or work. I don't think I am missing much.
 
My bar for public restroom bowel movement is quite high. It is basically "the event is occurring regardless of my thoughts on the subject and I am just trying to make the best of things". Otherwise, I will wait till I get to work or home.
 
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Being half Sicilian, I find that very amusing.
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I want to hear an AI rendering of Orson Welles as Unicron from the Transformers movie reading the line "I burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a silly thing".
 
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