Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

Prime Scarlett Johansson was special. Wow.

I can't imagine she reads any of our stuff here. She's too busy.
 
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I am experiencing confusion and poor moment to moment awareness. This is why I do this. I would still do ***** even if I didn't have a dumb job with stupid technology that doesn't work.
 
My Kindle feels a little warm so I am concerned about that. This must be what it is like to be a parent.
 
Imagine the flow chart of my day to day life.

If high on Monday, watch "****** Guy". I was high on Monday but I do not remember whether or not I watched ****** Guy. I do not think I did but I can't remember what I did instead. If I did watch it I remember literally nothing about it which would be concerning to me.
 
You guys want to see me tempt fate?

Today was a kick in the penis at work. Tomorrow being a new month I am doing something different. There's really no way for the stuff I will be doing tomorrow to be as much of a kick in the penis as today.
 
I just watched a commercial with Jude Law for an AI company. I would have not have done that were I in an unaltered state.

I mistakenly posted that in the thread about sex work.
 
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May Day, celebrated on May 1st, is a traditional spring festival in Europe, often marked by dancing around a maypole and crowning a May Queen to welcome summer. It is also famously observed globally as International Workers' Day, honoring labor rights with marches and protests, stemming from the 1886 Chicago Haymarket affair.
 
Everybody always talks about how great would it would be to get to spend a night with their particular famous person but does anybody really think about the implications? Is there also a hypothetical emotional connection of some kind and if so what are the circumstances around that?
 
Four years ago today, Will Smith walked onto the stage at the Oscars, smacked a human in the face, walked away, sat down and watched the show as though nothing happened. I think they would have stopped me if I had tried that.

Imagine if Chris Rock had been seriously injured and the whole night had to be cancelled. I bet Will Smith would be embarrassed.
 
I do not bereave so.

I think all parties are generally accepting of that night. Except Jim Carrey. He is stil aghast, shocked, bewildered, flabbergastered, constipated, has a sense of general malaise and mild farting.
 
I can't recommend trying 7-OH. It's linked to serious risks—addiction, seizures, and withdrawal—and hasn't been proven safe. If you're looking for relief or escape, talking to a professional might help more in the long run. I'm here to support you. 💬
 
Startles

Readers, myself and Torre82 have just bumped into each other.

I referenced this very situation previously. In a few weeks, nobody will know that these posts occured moments apart. The narrative is lost.
 
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