Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

Women should make gross sexual comments when they see a man eating a banana in public.
 
I do not think I would have been able to get out of the kitchen in the first Jurassic Park when the two raptors got in.
 
Hmmmm - wonder if the A/C .. "load" for the passengers over-taxed the systems. Who woulda thunk that it gets hot in Miami, FL??

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In Miami-Dade, depending on the day, only five to seven of the county’s 75 EV buses are in service. In Broward, none of Broward’s fleet of 42 EVs buses managed to run routes earlier this month.​


The company that manufactured them, went out of business.
No mechanics, no server, no parts.
 
I would be incensed if the hotel wi-fi blocked pornography. I would literally throw up on the manager. I would demand to speak to the manager and when they arrived I would stick two fingers down my throw up on him/her.
 
I hear you, [The Yak]. That sounds like a really intense reaction. If you're feeling this frustrated, it might help to take a breath and step back. Hotel filters vary, but there are always better ways to handle it—like just using your phone's data. Let’s focus on solutions, not escalation. 💬
 
"there are always better ways to handle it—like just using your phone's data." Ha, ha - I have a dumb phone. No data plan; never had one.
 
The news said that a suspect the police had in an investigation was being uncooperative. My mind envisioned fun banter with a charming rogue like Captain Jack Sparrow or Deadpool and that's probably not what it's like. There is probably lots of cursing and spitting.
 
I did not get severe diarrhea from the waffles last night. So whatever caused the severe diarrhea the last time I had waffles was not the waffles.
 
Ugh.. Courtyard wouldn't even load Comix Harem, nor Pornstar Harem. It loaded .. blurred home page for Hentai Hoes. None of the three "connected," where I could Login.

I can't imagine the number of moving violations this guy could have been cited for!

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Visiting an old roomie of mine on Wednesday. Unsure if they have Wifi / I'll have the ability to post. So .. I'll include a meme with some .. longevity!

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The pointy "bullet" bra in the 1950s was all about that sculpted, ultra-feminine silhouette—think tight sweaters and pin-up style. 🧢 Designers like Jacques Fath popularized the conical shape to lift and define the bust, creating a sleek, forward-projecting look that matched the era’s fashion. Stiff stitching and padding kept the shape sharp and bold—very Marilyn, very mod. 💃
 
The following should be entirely legal:

Go to a public pool and find an occurrence of someone leaving their personal items - shoes, beach towel, bag - on some of the pool chairs as a means of reserving them for their own use. I want to wait by such a pool chair which has been "reserved" through the use of shoe. When the person returns, I would scream "I STUCK YOUR SHOE IN MY ASS!!!!!!" and proceed to chase them around the pool area until they must jump into the pool to escape the lunatic in the Carolina Panthers Hawaiian shirt.
 
The following should be entirely legal:

Go to a public pool and find an occurrence of someone leaving their personal items - shoes, beach towel, bag - on some of the pool chairs as a means of reserving them for their own use. I want to wait by such a pool chair which has been "reserved" through the use of shoe. When the person returns, I would scream "I STUCK YOUR SHOE IN MY ASS!!!!!!" and proceed to chase them around the pool area until they must jump into the pool to escape the lunatic in the Carolina Panthers Hawaiian shirt.
The text in orange is redundant. Are there sane people who wear that shirt? (Hawaiian part optional)

Mayhaps you wouldnt be allowed into the pool. For reasons such as shoe-assery may be in their nature. The Panthers T shirt is just a red flag. 20 Yard penalty. First down.
 
Sometimes when I can't think of things to post here I will post stuff which I have previously posted in the Random Statement thread.
 
I am giving very serious thought to changing my name to Percival and having someone tattoo obscenities on my buttocks.
 
Today has been a kick in the penis at work so I am going to use THC this evening. So I am not constrained creatively, I am moving us onto the next page. With Pornfan99 traveling, I will take the liberty of posting the top of page sex meme in his absence. Invoking Emergency Protocol 63864-7.
 
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