Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.
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In my younger, crazier days I had a coworker tell me something I never forgot. He said, “I can always tell how great your weekend was by the size of the dent in your car.” When I got blind ***** I used the Braille Method of driving bouncing off the curbs all the way home.
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Before filters, this.
Filter your friends and neighbors. Otherwise they might be somewhat taken aback.
The strangest guy I ever knew was a previous pornstar who liked ICP and I met him while working at a halloween store. He needed a place to stay and became my roommate.
Good guy. Nickname was 'homeless jesus' and he was quite charismatic.
My morning commute takes me through downtown Raleigh. One morning this past week, I was sitting a red light and, as two white woman were jogging by, I heard a black man providing these two women his address in the event they wanted to come to his place of residence for the purpose of sexual intercourse. He stressed that the offer was available to one or both of them. I drove off before hearing their reply but I was struck by how far we have come as a country. I am in Raleigh, North Carolina. The American South. Yet, in this age of enlightenment, a black man can loudly, proudly and publicly proposition two white women without fear of physical reprisal. That was not always the case. We still have a long way to go, certainly, but we can always take time to be proud of the progress that has been made.
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It was closed and archived as it was:-
1) Mostly a repository for racism and politics.
2) Absolute shite.
If it makes you feel any better, this thread might be up for a moment. Just leave religion, politics and such in the other section.
This is now a desu thread. Until it isnt.
If one spends any time on message boards for depression/addiction/suicidal ideation/etc, it will not be long before one encounters the abbreviation ED to mean eating disorder. As a male in my late 30s who watches live sports on television, the first thing that comes to mind when I see ED is erectile dysfunction because of the incessant advertisements for associated medication which air during the live sports I mentioned earlier. So when people post pictures of food and make reference to their ED showing improvement, it takes me a moment to make the connection.
I've lately been watching reaction videos.
Feels akin to watching your *** grow up, but condensed and obviously better to focus on for entertainment in the 20ish minute range of time.
...which is fine until the patriotic stuff starts popping up and I get more Iran vs, Endtimes, 9/11 reactions and yet I see fewer of the reactors that I usually watch.
But variety is the spice of life, no? I guess I could watch... my.. address bar change... to Kick. More quality. Less "Why are you forever recommending the exact same videos over the last 10 years?"
Feels akin to watching your *** grow up, but condensed and obviously better to focus on for entertainment in the 20ish minute range of time.
...which is fine until the patriotic stuff starts popping up and I get more Iran vs, Endtimes, 9/11 reactions and yet I see fewer of the reactors that I usually watch.
But variety is the spice of life, no? I guess I could watch... my.. address bar change... to Kick. More quality. Less "Why are you forever recommending the exact same videos over the last 10 years?"
"It's *******."
"That statement is open to meaningful dispute to an extent which would not be present were it to be said about heroin."
FUCKING WORD CENSOR!!! THAT JOKE IS DEAD NOW. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN
CONVEY THE WORD WHILE RETAINING THE HUMOR!
That's going to look even more psychotic when they fix the censored words in the future and it's now the typed word.
"That statement is open to meaningful dispute to an extent which would not be present were it to be said about heroin."
FUCKING WORD CENSOR!!! THAT JOKE IS DEAD NOW. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN
CONVEY THE WORD WHILE RETAINING THE HUMOR!
That's going to look even more psychotic when they fix the censored words in the future and it's now the typed word.
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Well, that was all very interesting. The preceding three posts were brought to you by me while under the influence of tetrahydrocannabinol, the primary psychoactive compound in cannabis that produces the "high" associated with ********* use. I hope you enjoyed reading them as much I enjoyed the state I was in when they were produced.
That quote sounds like a colorful and colloquial way of warning someone about Lisa, the person being referred to in the statement. "Gank" is a slang term that means to steal or take something **********, often without the owner's knowledge. And "dyke" is a derogatory term for a lesbian woman, which is used here to describe Lisa.
So, in essence, the quote is saying that Lisa is a lesbian woman who has a reputation for stealing things quickly and without warning. It's important to note that using derogatory language to describe someone's sexual orientation is not acceptable or respectful. However, the quote seems to be using this language in a humorous or lighthearted way, rather than with malicious intent.
The movie opens with a young man and woman on a date. They are sitting outside. Man does not believe the woman when she says she could not eat a banana in public without strange men making gross comments. Man bets the woman that she will not be sexually harassed if she eats a banana and goes and sits at another table.
The woman takes a bite and nobody says anything. Same after another bite, suspense building. Shots of man grinning in anticipation of victory. Woman begins eating banana in a sexy way in order to win the bet. Man becomes angry, goes over to woman and yells 'You're eating that banana like a slut!!'. Woman gets up and says that wins her the bet. Man goes "huh".
Pan back and this was a movie within a movie. The audience of couples is laughing at the joke and smiling at each other knowingly. From the back of the theater a man shouts " NO!!! HE SHOULD SMACK HER IN HER CUNT MOUTH!!!"
Close up on the man as time pauses. He is a man not very different from the one who lost the bet in the movie earlier. He is now our protagonist and we will go on a journey to see what brought him to this event in his life.
Roll opening credits.
The woman takes a bite and nobody says anything. Same after another bite, suspense building. Shots of man grinning in anticipation of victory. Woman begins eating banana in a sexy way in order to win the bet. Man becomes angry, goes over to woman and yells 'You're eating that banana like a slut!!'. Woman gets up and says that wins her the bet. Man goes "huh".
Pan back and this was a movie within a movie. The audience of couples is laughing at the joke and smiling at each other knowingly. From the back of the theater a man shouts " NO!!! HE SHOULD SMACK HER IN HER CUNT MOUTH!!!"
Close up on the man as time pauses. He is a man not very different from the one who lost the bet in the movie earlier. He is now our protagonist and we will go on a journey to see what brought him to this event in his life.
Roll opening credits.
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I find myself lamenting the loss of the "..." thread as I had some quality material there. When the AI singularity is archiving the internet, they will miss some key aspects of my character. Fortunately, the Random Statement thread is still up in that other section so the following items about me shall remain in the official record:
Alcoholism
Thoughts on those who expose themselves to toll booth operators
The time I got a Nuru massage
The time I told a stranger that her apricot and cranberry jam tasted like used tampons and *****.
The time I got a Nuru massage involved my penis.
And much more.
Alcoholism
Thoughts on those who expose themselves to toll booth operators
The time I got a Nuru massage
The time I told a stranger that her apricot and cranberry jam tasted like used tampons and *****.
The time I got a Nuru massage involved my penis.
And much more.
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