Snackie! Snackie! Snackie! At Midnight! What Did You Have For Your Midnight Snackiepoo???

Little Red Wagon Repairman

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Snackiepoopoos are not just for Midnight Snacks but enjoying a snackiepoopoo any time of the day. I like to scavenge meat off the back of the stove. I just walked by the stove. Saw a newly purchased Rotisserie Chicken that my wife got from the Costco. Y'know what I did? I peeled some Rotisserie Chicken off(after carefully pulling it out of the plastic bag making sure the juice didn't pour out and get all over the place) and ate it. Oh yeah! Chicken-Chicka'dee Chick-en Buck'em-Bokk-Bokk-Bokk!

 

Torre82

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I've been high enough I've dipped Oreo Cookies into Pace Picante Sauce.
Hot sauce? Absolutely acceptable!
BBQ sauce? Insanity.
No ranch oR honey mustard, either.

bleu cheez, mebbe... just dairy and funky enough to be possible. Anyone wanna front me a 20 note for this? I'll put it on my youtube channel.
Every cookie. Plenty of cheese. Possible nausea. heh
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
A cookie that my mother-in-law gave me when she came back from Church where she did the Stations Of The Cross.
When I was a teenage stoner, my late Aunt once threw holy water on me. I think it had something to do with the Black Sabbath I was listening to. at concert hall volume levels.
 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

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When I was a teenage stoner, my late Aunt once threw holy water on me. I think it had something to do with the Black Sabbath I was listening to. at concert hall volume levels.

I wear Sabbath shirts and other Metal & Horror shirts when I drive my mother-in-law to the church and help her carry food into the banquet hall. I think I'm still a teenage stoner.

Metal is like wrestling in that you're not a real fan unless you're also OK making fun of it. Little Psychobilly Parody here...

 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

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At the stroke of Midnight I took a 3 day old Double Quarter Pounder w/cheese, put it in the microwave keeping it inside the box for 30 seconds, removed it, then ate it. Sure was good and fully resurrected as well. I can even bring McDonald's fries back from the dead. The grease is the life.
 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

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I was walking around the house and ended up in the living room then noticed a box on the couch under a pillow. Now I remember back during the rain I left it there. Still a couple Chicken Tenders left in the box. Microwaved the Chicken Tenders making sure to keep them inside the box for 50 seconds then ate them. Sure was good even after all that time. Even found a partially used but still viable BBQ sauce packet.
 
"I can even bring McDonald's fries back from the dead." Uh .. they NEVER "die." I don't know if you saw "Supersize Me!" I think it was at the end: the Producer cooked a hamburger in a frying pan, and also french fries. He put them on a .. dessert pedestal, under glass. He did the same with a .. Big Mac, and a carton of McD's fries. Then he time-lapsed them, over 30 days. I think he did the fries for even longer. THEY NEVER BIO-DEGRADED..
 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

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"I can even bring McDonald's fries back from the dead." Uh .. they NEVER "die." I don't know if you saw "Supersize Me!" I think it was at the end: the Producer cooked a hamburger in a frying pan, and also french fries. He put them on a .. dessert pedestal, under glass. He did the same with a .. Big Mac, and a carton of McD's fries. Then he time-lapsed them, over 30 days. I think he did the fries for even longer. THEY NEVER BIO-DEGRADED..

Add durability and longevity to convenience. Since you are what you eat that may be the secret sauce in America's might and resilience.

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"Now sing this after me, tough guy...
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, all on a sesame seed buuuu'uuuun!
HOOOO'OOOO!!!"
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
"I can even bring McDonald's fries back from the dead." Uh .. they NEVER "die." I don't know if you saw "Supersize Me!" I think it was at the end: the Producer cooked a hamburger in a frying pan, and also french fries. He put them on a .. dessert pedestal, under glass. He did the same with a .. Big Mac, and a carton of McD's fries. Then he time-lapsed them, over 30 days. I think he did the fries for even longer. THEY NEVER BIO-DEGRADED..
The roaches need something to eat after the nukes fall.
 
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