Vlad The Impaler

Hey man! :wave2:
I see you list your birthday as Halloween. :thumbsup: :anonymous :batman: :clown: :conehead: :jester: :yahoo: impdaddy :nanner:

Thanks for adding me !!!

Why will I regret it? I guess you mean if it results in my permanent ban from here? What on earth is regrettable about not being able to post on a messageboard forum?

Ah, got it. You may just need to buy a computer.

What do you mean, the rep sharing?

HA, that looks like something from a late night infomercial...if a used appliance store owner saved enough for a TV spot. I gotta give him some credit though, at least he was genuinely bat shit crazy and not just trying to make a buck or fuck children like Koresh or Jim Jones. And he proved that you don't need balls to take your own life.

If swindlers and hucksters are hypocrites, I'd say your math is probably dead on.

I dunno, people say it's brainwashing but I always wonder how anybody with a brain could sit around long enough for it to be washed of reason. I guess some are just really fucking desperate and either want to belong to something or they want somebody to give them all the answers.

I've always been content with not knowing everything. And I guess a perk of not knowing the mysteries of the universe is that I get to keep my balls.

PS: Who the fuck would ever trust a guy named Marshall Applewhite??:eek:

A happy Coincidence I think. And by "happy," I mean it has nothing to do with sandals or feet or the fact that all those brainwashed nerds castrated themselves and committed suicide....

Ya know, I never even thought to find out why they all wore Nikes. I just assumed that all nut jobs have their own weird trends. Poor, gullible bastards.

For sure. You guys still getting killed by the heat wave out East there? The humidity is unbearable in Minnesota right now. Perfect beach weather.

And a big к чёрту to you too. :tongue:

No, it actually says thanks in Rus--

Actually, yeah. It does say eat shit. Whatever you say.

I actually fixed that lmao. I just need to remember to put it back before they come back lol

Not normally the people on here are oddly a lot like my friends. We always live in the gutter. It's were I was couldn't be in the gutter. Not sure how grandma would have felt if I had been.

You are very right. I've just been away to long.

Yes I did really set myself up for that. I guess it is what I get for leaving the gutter for a minute. I should know better by now.

Oh you know that isn't what I meant but I like it. :blowjob:

Yes that is where I have been.

Well I couldn't leave you hanging a second time.:kiss:

It's getting better. My grandmas been in the hospital most of the month. I go bring her home tomorrow.

Nope not till like the 31st. I go camping on monday for a week though. I'm sure no one will notice I'm gone till the next monday though. lol

I know you were being a smartass. I just wanted to be one back

How are you?

No problem. That post about Selena Gomez was the third time in three days Ive tried to rep you and had the spread reputation reply.