Vanilla Bear

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  Bonezstorm

• Oct 3, 2013

Ach heute war ja Feiertag
Hm für wen mache ich rüber? Ich weiß ehrlich gesagt nicht, welche Damen genau ausm Osten sind. Da muss ich lange für überlegen

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  Bonezstorm

• Oct 2, 2013

Ich wollte sie auf der Stelle sofort heiraten, aber naja. Ich bin eben der romantische Typ, verstehste?
Jetzt auch noch der Sex-Marathon mit Scarlett. Ich fühl mich schon wie leergepumpt

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  Bonezstorm

• Oct 2, 2013

Sie wollte aber nur meinen Penis

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  Bonezstorm

• Sep 30, 2013

Ach solange sie nicht auf abgehalfterte Douchebag-Gitarristen von zweitrangigen Rockbands steht, die ausserhalb der USA keiner kennt, ist mir das recht

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  Mr_Stiffy

• Sep 30, 2013

HAH! Because nothing ever happened between Dorian and Carla, did it?? As an aside, that gif fries my brain. Little Becky from Roseanne, all grown up.

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  Mr_Stiffy

• Sep 30, 2013

I do actually have a friend that I text "GONG" to every time I get laid, after Dorian and Turk's sex gongs. Thankfully it isn't often enough to be annoying. He likes it, he says.

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  Mr_Stiffy

• Sep 30, 2013

Is it not Steak Night?

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  Bonezstorm

• Sep 30, 2013

Oh wirklich? Ach ist ja schön
Ich würde die ja gerne mal kennen lernen.

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  Mr_Stiffy

• Sep 30, 2013

Err, yes. Every girl I've ever gone out with made the first move on me. I have a deep fear of rejection which probably harkens back to childhood rejections by girls I liked leaving a deep psychological wound. LOLOLOLOL

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  Mr_Stiffy

• Sep 30, 2013

It basically means that instead of viewing women as people you talk to and get to know and nothing to be scared of, you view them as pure princesses, or as whores to be sexually debased. I don't really have it, but I am useless at having the courage to approach the "princesses" that I fall for.

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  Mr_Stiffy

• Sep 29, 2013

If only life were that simple. I've got a terrible Madonna-Whore complex.

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  ban-one

• Sep 29, 2013

Thanks for the rep.

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  Mr_Stiffy

• Sep 29, 2013

I don't think there is a bad way. Maybe Norma Bates??

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  Mr_Stiffy

• Sep 29, 2013

I love you, in a way.

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  GodsEmbryo

• Sep 29, 2013

Friend? I thought you were my minion

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  GodsEmbryo

• Sep 29, 2013

Thx for the rep :hatsoff:

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  GodsEmbryo

• Sep 28, 2013

Anything I missed by the way?

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  GodsEmbryo

• Sep 28, 2013

:1orglaugh It's lonely and hard and they had to lock me up in a room to detox. I remember the nights, the screaming of agony!
But seriously, it isn't that hard once you get bored of it: you just... leave. And it was nice to do something else for a change

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  GodsEmbryo

• Sep 28, 2013

Very long story but at some point i got bored of this and other fora and just left. I decided to do some other stuff for a while which keeps me very bust at the moment. And basically I'm still not to impressed with the board, but... occasionaly I pop in just to see what's happening. Haven't missed much I guess.

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  L3ggy

• Sep 28, 2013

Major facepalm.