Recent content by The Yak

You are six times more likely to yawn if you see, hear, read about a yawn or remember a time you yawned.

I watched ****** Guy while high on Monday and earlier today I truly could not remember anything about the episode.

I just watched a commercial with Jude Law for an AI company. I would have not have done that were I in an unaltered state. I mistakenly posted that in the thread about sex work.

This thread caused me remember something somewhat related. This would be several years ago now, I was regular customer for a very nice and lovely ****** in Raleigh area. I wanted to see her, made the arrangements, arrived and we had sexual intercourse. We were conversing between rounds and I...

You guys want to see me tempt fate? Today was a kick in the penis at work. Tomorrow being a new month I am doing something different. There's really no way for the stuff I will be doing tomorrow to be as much of a kick in the penis as today.

I have re-read the post and do not see anything which implied the expectation of sex acts in exchange for this money so my insights are not relevant here. No, this was not the original idea of this post. I am not just being funny. I had a whole essay about never paying a deposit or anything...

And they are going after Jimmy Kimmell too because of a joke about Melania. The algorithm is also sending me pictures of people's totals at the gas pump and it's bad. I hope those people make more money than I do. How could they not? Yet I will miss it when I am laid off. It gave me...

I had something that I thought good about Roger Goodell being the highest paid non-quarterback employee of the NFL because he is a non quarterback. ANy human who is not a quarterback would be, logically, non quarterback. It just fell apart I couldn't sell it.

Imagine the flow chart of my day to day life. If high on Monday, watch "****** Guy". I was high on Monday but I do not remember whether or not I watched ****** Guy. I do not think I did but I can't remember what I did instead. If I did watch it I remember literally nothing about it which...

My Kindle feels a little warm so I am concerned about that. This must be what it is like to be a parent.

I bet a lot of women in pornography are bilingual.

I am experiencing confusion and poor moment to moment awareness. This is why I do this. I would still do ***** even if I didn't have a dumb job with stupid technology that doesn't work.

They indicted James Comfy because he posted a photo io Instagram of seashells spelling out 8647? When George W Bush was President I was much more forgiving him than my peer group for reasons I won't go into here. A friend at the time was very concerned about The Patriot Act and he would say...

Prime Scarlett Johansson was special. Wow. I can't imagine she reads any of our stuff here. She's too busy.