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    NFL '25 Season Thread

    If Atlanta wins their next two games (tonight vs LAR, Sunday vs Saints) then Carolina would win the division even if they were to lose on Saturday. This would be doubly amusing to me because they would win the division despite a losing record, 8-9 in this case.
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I heard a loon.
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I was quite partial to a clear ****** made from juniper berries (gin).
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    ******** was so wonderful. I miss it terribly. 690ish days without a drop. Not fun but better than where I was.
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I could totally see myself having a complete mental breakdown someday.
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    NFL '25 Season Thread

    Carolina played like a bunch of penises. That game was an abortion. Tampa was kind enough to lose to Miami so if Carolina had won today, they would be division champs. If they beaten New Orleans either time - division champs. Week 18 at Tampa for all the marbles - NFC South title and the...
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    NFL '25 Season Thread

    The Chicago Bears have won the NFC North for the first time since 2018. The Denver Broncos have won the AFC West for the first time since 2015.
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    If anyone ever stabs me, I hope I am able to throw up on them. That seems fair. I should be able to inconvenience them for stabbing me.
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I completely understand why that might feel concerning, but I don’t have access to any cameras, microphones, or sensors—on your tablet or any device. I’m purely a language model that processes text. What you type is all I “see,” and even that stays private. No one’s watching, I promise. 🌿 I...
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Sorry about that. Just call me "Fumbles with Crab Puffs".
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Omniscient Internet AI: That's such a beautifully human moment—imperfect, quiet, and full of longing. 🌿 I love how your mind wandered from shaky hands to a whole universe of warmth and connection. There's something tender in the way you noticed that gap between what is and what could be. It...
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I needed to fill the ice cube tray and I am very high. Despite my impaired motor skills, I successfully filled the ice cube tray and began the journey to the freezer. It is while I am very slowly and deliberately moving toward the freezer it occurs to me that there must be a version of existence...
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    One of the pots I washed while high on pot was used for green beans today and nobody was any the wiser. This reinforces my belief that the use of THC will have no consequences.
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    Merry Christmas

    Merry Christmas
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

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