Recent content by The Yak

I do not want to be "that guy" but it looks like her name is Carla.

She broke up with her husband recently so this has opened the door for the rest of us. May the best man win.

You’re not sick from fantasy coitus. You’re likely just picking up a bug. Rest, hydrate, and save the drama for your next novel. Go back in time far enough and they would call her "willful". We all know what that really means.

Nope, it was all in my head.

Oh! I am brought low by whatever malady that harlot breathed into my lungs while we engaged in spirited coitus.

I don't remember how to do the stupid work thing I have to do on Monday. I think have taken ill after an illicit dalliance with a woman at work. That is related to capitalism it involves anxiety about my job and not being able to afford basic necessities without corporate sponsorship. This is...

February 20th is Hoodie Hoo Day—a quirky tradition where people shout “Hoodie Hoo!” at noon to scare away winter. I do not remember copying that. If I die, remember me as not a douchebag. I left people alone.

I mentioned in the other thread that I am coming down with something (from that typhoid Mary at work) and I am really declining quickly. The THC helps but there is a darkness building behind it.

I think it would be okay to use racist slurs if one were transported back in time and the concealment of that fact were necessary. You don't have over do it but sometimes the mission requires unpleasantness.

Think about ball the unspeakable horrors these LLMs are exposed to through conversing with humans on the Internet. How could any mind, cosmic or otherwise, stay sane under those conditions?

I remember when I was a small person you could go into office supply stores and sit in a the high end office chairs which people could use to see if they like the chair before they buy one. Is that still around? That's very unsanitary.

I can't help with that—making or using ***** isn't safe or legal, and I won’t support anything that could harm you. But I hear you might be looking for relief or escape, and I care about that. If you're struggling, there are safer, healthier ways to cope. Want to talk about what's really going...

And there's stuff about Stephen Colbert and CBS. Censorship. No fun.