Recent content by Spleen

Just realised I've made a total of 4884 (now 4885) posts here. I have no idea how that ever happened. I should have spent more time outdoors.

**** has changed around here, quite dramatically.

Probably doesn't play bass.

Snarknado made me question everything i thought I knew about the world.

I prefer Pediatric Slush Metal or Jive-core.

Well played.

I haven't been here in a very long time.

Yeah, well done chief.

Whoa, I dunno about that. 3,000+ posts on a porn forum is probably still too many. I say anyone that has more than 10 posts on here has a problem.

I'm pretty much the only person on the planet who just doesn't "get" this show... I've attempted to watch it three times now, every time I find myself getting bored and ignoring it again for another 6 months. But dammit I feel left out! What the hell is wrong with me? I just feel like I'm...

Saw it yesterday. I mostly found it depressing seeing Crissy Moran talk about Jesus.

What is the circumference of a moose?

Re: Girls Rimming Guys I saw a video of Gianna Michaels giving a dude a rimjob, it was HILARIOUS. She fucking hates it and I don't think has ever done it before. The guy pretty much sat on her face without giving her a choice. She started screaming and then pretended she was screaming in...

Fuck, why are Baconsalts threads making their way back onto the front page?

I'm a bit of a downer.