I kind of lol'd at the thought of Sams Club selling No Limit records in bulk...
Elderly host at the door: Hello welcome to Sams Clubs, where we archive No Limit records in bulk! *throws up generic gang hand sign* Unnnghhhhhhhhhhhhh, P, bitch, P!
Me: Hoody Hoo!
Elderly lady: No. I need to pee now. Out of the way!