Recent content by senob44

It's interesting that you added that in particular. As if there could possibly be a connection between tomato and bj phobias? For my money I love the casaba melons, but only if they come in a pear! (See what I did there, I'm oh so clever)

And here I thought we were talking powdered donuts, or maybe a line of ****. Something innocent like that everyone could enjoy! ;)

I usually only cook them for a couple of minute and then eat them half frozen, but that's just lasagna and mac & cheese so no big deal. Especially the mac and cheese I like better that way.

^lol All's I know is when I've got a hankerin for some spankerin, I may do many things beforehand and during, but I always seem to release my pearly delight on ChefChiTown's profile page. :dunno:

You said it. I think his ass has a hankerin' for some Lou Gossett Jr. as well to put it politely. :eek:

I know I would be here a hell of a lot more often if that were a new permanent feature. :yesyes:

I think you're all Megan Moore out of this than you really need to

Perhaps a more accurate description of him would be Creepy-Crawley Man :yesyes:

Or as Smirnoff would say "in Russia board reverses you" Which indeed it is doing to ourselves as we type. And personally, I tip my cap to that :hatsoff:

Called the local ****** service for my weekly tranny delivery, and those bastards got me real good! Wasn't until we were done I realized she was a bona fide woman! Made me feel more than a little bit icky to say the least :nannerf2::nannerf1:

If everything's backwards for April Fools then I think instead of us guys shooting a wad during sexual activity, it only makes sense that we swallow one instead :glugglug:

She doesn't wear a cup and I certainly don't let her near mine!! :tongue::hi:

Well I never!!! And after I wore the boots for ya and everything!!! :crash: Found it! :wave:

See-nob, pull knob, I always say!

I've heard that when folks go to my profile they sometimes get "405 Member not found".... Not because I haven't been around much, but that I've lost my peenie