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It's interesting that you added that in particular. As if there could possibly be a connection between tomato and bj phobias? For my money I love the casaba melons, but only if they come in a pear! (See what I did there, I'm oh so clever)

And here I thought we were talking powdered donuts, or maybe a line of ****. Something innocent like that everyone could enjoy! ;)

I usually only cook them for a couple of minute and then eat them half frozen, but that's just lasagna and mac & cheese so no big deal. Especially the mac and cheese I like better that way.

^lol All's I know is when I've got a hankerin for some spankerin, I may do many things beforehand and during, but I always seem to release my pearly delight on ChefChiTown's profile page. :dunno:

You said it. I think his ass has a hankerin' for some Lou Gossett Jr. as well to put it politely. :eek:

I know I would be here a hell of a lot more often if that were a new permanent feature. :yesyes:

I think you're all Megan Moore out of this than you really need to

Perhaps a more accurate description of him would be Creepy-Crawley Man :yesyes:

Or as Smirnoff would say "in Russia board reverses you" Which indeed it is doing to ourselves as we type. And personally, I tip my cap to that :hatsoff:

Called the local ****** service for my weekly tranny delivery, and those bastards got me real good! Wasn't until we were done I realized she was a bona fide woman! Made me feel more than a little bit icky to say the least :nannerf2::nannerf1:

If everything's backwards for April Fools then I think instead of us guys shooting a wad during sexual activity, it only makes sense that we swallow one instead :glugglug:

She doesn't wear a cup and I certainly don't let her near mine!! :tongue::hi:

Well I never!!! And after I wore the boots for ya and everything!!! :crash: Found it! :wave:

See-nob, pull knob, I always say!

I've heard that when folks go to my profile they sometimes get "405 Member not found".... Not because I haven't been around much, but that I've lost my peenie

I'm with you here definitely in theory, though of course we might differ on what's essential and what's not. But that's not the point. During these hard times instead of changing the way they do things, the governments are now robbing Peter to pay, in some cases, Peter himself! That people...

:1orglaugh By all means!! :booty:

:1orglaugh Nice!

I did!! :)

Nah, not makin' fun of ya! Just myself a lil bit lol! I'm doin pretty good, same old, same old pretty much. I **** that I don't get enough time to do everything I want to. But keepin busy and enjoying things in general. Becks is always a handful of course! lol

Definitely some sweet ass here, but I'd be remiss if I didn't throw my own hat into the ring. ;) http://www.skylighters.org/amanoutoftime2/fortheladiessm1.jpg

That's right, send them my way! I've got all sorts but always looking for more! Think you've seen all there is to offer regarding Nelson Mandela in a tutu? Have you seen him in a Desmond Tutu? :booty: :nannerf2: Extreme closeups of dirty starfish a BIG plus! :thumbsup: Sweet picture dude! I...

I tried having sex with a cartoon character once. Long story short, ended up in the hospital, needed a new tv, and the **** will never, EVER be able to watch Pokemon again.

Substitute dick for stick and that sounds like most of my Friday nights! But this time I'm here instead, though not sure if I made out any better! :yahoo:

Any good shemale threads around? :D :wave: Good to see some of the folks I remember still active. :hatsoff:

Stoppin' by to take a lil' look around :D Congrats on becoming a mod :hatsoff: I'll tell you the same thing as I did gsb...startling lack of shemales around here! A situation that must be rectal-fied!

I was enjoying a dinner of bratwurst, and long story short, here I am. :yummie: Kinda surreal though, not sure what to do. Wanted to say hi though. :hatsoff:

Wait just a cotton-pickin' minute! Just who is guarding the hen-house around here? I'm noticing a serious lack of shemale porn in the talk section! ;)

Tips From the Pros: If you're getting bored with porn, why not set your sights on some shemales? :thumbsup: Just watch out, it's a slippery slope from there... :eek:

I would recommend the one on my right side. The neighbor to my left is well, a little bit homely.

I get about as good air as any white man can claim. :dunno:

Masturbated: 6 Sex: 0.1

ONE NIGHT ONLY at the Young Men's/Women's Hebrew Association in Clifton, NJ we have the Doodletown Pipers opening for everyone's favorite.... They are guaranteed to play: That one really good song! :banger: and!!!!! That other one that was kinda OK!!!! :dunno: And they're ALL signin'...

It's like a freakin' country bear jamberoo around here! :cussing:

I can't come out of this cave, some Osama dude is holding me hostage!! He wants two firm breastises as ransom!! Oh well. Yeah, so I've just been mostly busy, and I know if I start reading and posting, I'll be on here for a large chunk of my day like before, and I just can't afford it. I love...

Doctor? Maybe a doctor of tomfoolery! I miss you guys, but I know if I dive back in here, I'll be back at like 6 hours a day or so and I really can't afford it. I just don't do stuff half-assed I guess. Becks tells me who's asking and what's going on and I try to stop in when I get the chance...

Hey bro! Just a leave of absence more or less like you said. I know if I spend any time on here at all, I'll be into it 6 hours a day again. I just never do anything half-assed, you know? You guys and this board are really great, and I do miss it. I get busy with other things and there's just no...

Hey! Just happened to stop in today for the first time in awhile. I just haven't the time really to be on here much anymore. I know if I start posting and reading all the threads again, I'll have no choice but to dive headlong right back in. It's just the way I am I guess. Then everything else I...

Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. ;) And yes, I finally admitted that I'm gay...

I think this suspension is warranted. As others mentioned, as an employee he has a contractual obligation to not bring unnecessary negativity to the image of the team and the NHL. I think what's more interesting is that Sean Avery is really a study in character. Here is a guy who is actually a...

Re: Black porn stars I would have to say Lacey Duvalle would be a very good choice to look into if you haven't come across her yet. :thumbsup:

Probably the thing that disturbed me the most and made me sick to my stomach was a posting I had read regarding a missing person, and realizing that I had seen him after his last known whereabouts. Kind of all sunk in then what I saw. Until then it was surreal, in a way. But aside from that...

Re: Holy Mackrel Boys. FRESH MEAT IN THE WATER! SHE'S LEGAL! Most lusted after girl E I would insert a mackerel in her orifices, but frankly the exuberant nature of the title of this thread just sets one up for disappointment unless the girl turns out looking like Aphrodite herself. :dunno: I...

That was pretty funny. I'm all for sticking stuff up your ass, but what a stupid idiot. Try something metal or plastic next time, Gaylord Perry.

Well, Gianna Michaels has been my favorite for awhile and she is still pretty damn popular. Kinda weird and nothing against her personal prosperity, but I almost wish she wasn't. :dunno:

I rarely make assumptions about members based on their rep power (except as mentioned if they are in the red), since there is so much rep cheating that goes on on this board. However, I do take notice of members' rep power for my own personal reasons. Being on the board regularly, I have a...

I **** pitchers, and Maddux was truly a great one. His thinking-man's approach to pitching was unequaled in this day and age. So frequently he outclassed hitters not by overpowering them but by getting them to do exactly what he wanted. His impeccable control of location, speed and break ensured...

:eek: Really? :1orglaugh

Cool stats. I wonder what percentage of all that dirty dirty porn is gay porn? :dunno:

Gianna Michaels *crosses fingers* :rolleyes: