Recent content by Mz Zodd

I like best the suggestion to stop the girl well in advance of cumming and work on her for a few minutes and then go back. The only issue there is the blowjob - if you stop her from giving a blow job then you have to get her to start back up again, heh. A slower pace is probably a good...

The other day I got a blow job, and granted it had been a very, very long time and I should have been prepared, but in far less than a minute after she had me in her mouth, I came so fast that I didn't even have time to tell her to stop. I'd really like to avoid this in the future as much as...

Your twitter page is certainly fucking awesome :)

You can get by w/out anal - I'd recommend just to leverage your name whenever possible by doing anything that would appeal to geeks.

Oh well, I'd do anything to you that you'd let me! ;)

You might change your mind on at least a tongue licking it once you felt the pleasure. Of course you'd want it to be clean and all. That's true for any hole though! If you think about it the mouth can pretty gross too. Think of all the gross food that gets chewed up in there and the bad...

900 trillion is 15 times the GDP of Earth, so...

I've taken to deleting porn these days. At first just finding and acquiring was 1/2 the fun. Then the fun was organizing it into folders and such, but it was so time consuming to do that. Then it was like - it's there and all organized, and I spent all that time on it, so I guess I should...

I was like, that's insane, until I read the 2nd quote, and then I was like, that's insane, but now it makes a little more sense. :)

That looks like a ***** - who is that?

Thanks for the suggestions so far. So on Bushdvd I just found out they have titles listed you can put in your queue even though they don't even have any fucking copies of it available at the time (even copies that aren't rented). That seems an awful lot like bullshit to me - don't know how...

Yeah their nemesis I guess should be the Ass Shredder

Thanks for the new fantasy. So many possible wonderful combinations.

What's the best way to lose my Jane Burgess virginity?

Add this to the list of things you could do to feel like a pathetic loser. I'm not intending to insult anyone who has done it - I'm only suggesting not to do it.