Recent content by Mrs Jolly

Years ago when I lived in Detroit, I was talking about going through the Cheddar Gorge and my friend asked me if it was called that because the rock looked like cheese. I have a hard time finding Lancashire and Cheshire cheese over here, but you can get loads of great stilton and double gloucester.

Isn't he unpopular with a lot of the party? Might be the ammo they need to give him the push.

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but over the years on this board you have admitted to various deviant acts of congress with various fauna, flora and household objects. To the best of my knowledge the only things left unmolested are the current pope, the late queen mum (God Bless Her!) and Simon...

If you truly are a music snob, then you will know who the woman in my avatar is.

The late Steven Wells wrote about the crowd ******** at Eagles games in Philly. Wasn't there a jail under the stands or something? Apart from that though I don't know of a set of fans with a culture of ********. I've been to NFL games all over the US and the atmos is just different to...

I think of all the claptrap around American exceptionalism this is the bit that grinds me down the most. The eternal idea that the place of America in the world is solely dependent on internal personalities, events and policies. Like the rest of the world is some static entity that solidified...

You got taught by a gang of incompetants! I find that so hard to believe. If you have the time, could you pop over to MIT and do a course on cold fusion? That way you could take it all with 'a pinch of salt' and solve the global energy crisis when you get home

I'm part of a pixie euthanasia operation. Pixies and fairies that no longer like to sit on toadstools contact me at my forest retreat. I then have a wank while looking at their photograph and upon completion they pass on into the ether.

It is hard to get worked up about the tea party crowd on account of them not having any real policies, direction, leadership, briains or victories. Getting upset about them throwing tantrums is missing the point. That's what they do. Sure there is an ugly rump to their movement but...

They didn't get uber wealthy by stealing from the underclass. They've been robbing the middle class blind for ages.

Well, posing as a representative of the organization that stands between a ***** and eternal damnation would be a good start, compared to posing as assistant area co-ordinator for the local chapter of NAMBLA for instance.

Tom Baker by a mile. He had the mix of whimsy and gravitas pitch perfect. When I die and get to heaven I'm going to hassle Douglas Adams to write new episodes of Dr Who and get Tom Baker to act in them. It really doesn't get any more scouse thatn growing up on Scotty Road in Liverpool. It is...

Call it what Hitler called his, you'll fit right in come the annual parade in Couer d'Alene.

Anthony Burgess - who was keen on this sort of stuff used to say that for Shakespeare to be authentic it should be done with an accent similar to that in Boston (US) not Boston Lincs.

Each to his own and that....John Daly